Bob
@mynameisbob.bsky.social
I may be cringe, but I am free. Keep Bluesky weird.
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Pam Bondi says Maduro will “face the full wrath of American justice.” This has nothing to do with justice. It’s all about wrath.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Pam Bondi says Maduro will “face the full wrath of American justice.” This has nothing to do with justice. It’s all about wrath.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
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It's gender affirming care for sad incels
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It's gender affirming care for sad incels
I love logging into bsky dot app and seeing satirical posts about a news story that I haven’t heard about yet and trying to reverse-engineer the real news from the aggregated satire
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I love logging into bsky dot app and seeing satirical posts about a news story that I haven’t heard about yet and trying to reverse-engineer the real news from the aggregated satire
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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virtue signaling by signaling my virtues with actions
December 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
virtue signaling by signaling my virtues with actions
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Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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the duality of man (kitty)
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the duality of man (kitty)
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He protec
He attac
But mostly
He react
He attac
But mostly
He react
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He protec
He attac
But mostly
He react
He attac
But mostly
He react
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This client rebrand just dropped! They have everything you need to suffer in style:
🛁 Bathtubs that drag you down
🔥 Ovens that cook you
🫖 Teapots that whistle your secrets
Even in hell, taste matters. Tag a friend with the cursed item they most deserve! #InteriorDesignForTheDamned #GloryToTheVoid
🛁 Bathtubs that drag you down
🔥 Ovens that cook you
🫖 Teapots that whistle your secrets
Even in hell, taste matters. Tag a friend with the cursed item they most deserve! #InteriorDesignForTheDamned #GloryToTheVoid
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This client rebrand just dropped! They have everything you need to suffer in style:
🛁 Bathtubs that drag you down
🔥 Ovens that cook you
🫖 Teapots that whistle your secrets
Even in hell, taste matters. Tag a friend with the cursed item they most deserve! #InteriorDesignForTheDamned #GloryToTheVoid
🛁 Bathtubs that drag you down
🔥 Ovens that cook you
🫖 Teapots that whistle your secrets
Even in hell, taste matters. Tag a friend with the cursed item they most deserve! #InteriorDesignForTheDamned #GloryToTheVoid
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Our client wanted a simple, clean look that could catch the eye of up-and-coming despots looking to #RiseAndGrind. Even an iron fist should have some ✨polish✨ #GloryToTheVoid
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Our client wanted a simple, clean look that could catch the eye of up-and-coming despots looking to #RiseAndGrind. Even an iron fist should have some ✨polish✨ #GloryToTheVoid
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In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In line for the TSA behind this guy
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Ask not what Netflax can do for you, ask what you can do for Netflax
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ask not what Netflax can do for you, ask what you can do for Netflax
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Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
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oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
The Trump they're getting isn't the one they voted for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
Only half?
Half of Europeans see Trump as enemy of Europe, survey finds
Half of Europeans see Trump as enemy of Europe, survey finds
Nine-country poll finds half of people believe risk of war with Russia is high and three-quarters want to stay in EU
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Only half?
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Archeologists in Wisconsin found an ancient canoe that is over 5,000 years old!! The discovery was in a canoe “parking lot” along a popular waterway and trail system.
Wisconsin archaeologists identify 16 ancient canoes in a prehistoric lake 'parking lot'
Archaeologists have identified more than a dozen ancient canoes that Indigenous people apparently left behind in a prehistoric parking lot along a Wisconsin lakeshore.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Archeologists in Wisconsin found an ancient canoe that is over 5,000 years old!! The discovery was in a canoe “parking lot” along a popular waterway and trail system.
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life is like a lemon
adding vodka helps
adding vodka helps
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
life is like a lemon
adding vodka helps
adding vodka helps
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Yes, I know I feel much better when I do all of my "take care of myself" tasks, but have you considered: that's a lot of work and I'm very tired?
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, I know I feel much better when I do all of my "take care of myself" tasks, but have you considered: that's a lot of work and I'm very tired?