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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
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So I called Elmo a name and got reported and my account nuked. I'll try to use nicer language here.
Who would have thought that being FBI director would be such an easy and fun job?
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Final jobs report before Biden flipped the keys to Trump. Let’s see what happens when the government reopens.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
WALL-E
Repo Man
Kentucky Fried Movie
Chasing Amy
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I love a good metaphor
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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THE DAY AHEAD: Waiting for potential next shoe to drop in Ghislaine Maxwell - Jeffrey Epstein scandal

youtube.com/shorts/xJkKf...
DAY AHEAD: Waiting for potential next shoe to drop in Ghislaine Maxwell - Jeffrey Epstein scandal
YouTube video by Scott MacFarlane CBS
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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WATCH — @timmiller.bsky.social : "You know what would be a better message than what Angus King is saying? MAGA podcaster Tim Dillon saying nobody's life is better since Trump took office, and maybe we should focus on helping people."
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Out of all the bubbles I've seen in my life, none have been more stupid and obviously fraudulent as the AI bubble. It's nearly torches and pitchforks time.
BURRY won’t let up — now arguing that Oracle and Meta are overstating earnings by understating depreciation:

“.. By 2028, $ORCL will overstate earnings 26.9%, $META by 20.8%, etc.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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What a great long-term recruiting pitch: come do this high-stress job, you may have to work for free at some point — and if you try to feed your family with a side gig, you’ll be punished. 🤡

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“Look, I have no credibility or expertise on any of these issues, but what if I subtly imply any kind of public health reporting is a result of a conspiracy involving big pharma…”

No wonder Dani made “Spanky” the executive director of her Southern office.

#abpoli #cdnpoli
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Narrator's voice: "They have no cards to play. They are, in fact, useless."
MARIA: “What will you do when the ACA subsidies expire (and health insurance premiums skyrocket)?”

DR. OZ: “I don’t want to show our cards.” 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":

".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."

@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"Federal law enforcement staff working at the camp have been waiting on Ms. Maxwell hand and foot," says the letter signed by House Judiciary committee ranking member

www.cbsnews.com/news/ghislai...
Ghislaine Maxwell plans to ask Trump to commute prison sentence, House Democrats say
Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking co-conspirator, is planning to apply for a commutation of her 20-year prison sentence, House Judiciary Committee Democrats say.
www.cbsnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Remember names and faces. Let nothing slide. That inculdes not just the facists with masks but their media hacks, the politicians, the podcasters, but also the corporate cowards who will live in shame forever.
“.. As the raids have continued, consumers have started to question whether the company’s silence makes it an accomplice to the sweeps rather than merely the backdrop. .. A backlash is coming for the company.”

@bloomberg.com $HD
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Via ProPublica, Fort Worth Report and The Texas Tribune, led by a reporter who was an @rns.org reporting fellow last year: “No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office fortworthreport.org/2025/11/10/f...
A Texas church’s online class trains Christians to run for office. Now it may go national
Fort Worth’s Mercy Culture Church aims to get more conservative Christians elected through its online Campaign University.
fortworthreport.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Brazilian coup-plotters: charged 🇧🇷

American coup-plotters: pardoned 🇺🇸
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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So @schumer.senate.gov really thinks we don’t understand that he orchestrated this by getting senators not up for re-election to vote yes?
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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“This was a very very bad vote”
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Democrats need to weed some people out of their party
Reporter: What do you say to your colleagues who say this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation?

Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…

Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.

Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Charles Barkley law. Every woman has to be like the big ole ones in San Antonio. Churros for all.
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everyone will have to carry wasabi and soy sauce on their person at all times.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Alternate headline: "American citizen and three time trump voter, Andrew Scheer, assaults political staffer and acts like a fool."
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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omg
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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"I always warn people, don't tell me something because it's in-ear, out-mouth"

premier of Alberta Danielle Smith in a rare moment of self awareness.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM