Sacramentos: the Freshmaker
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To be cringe is to be free
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i feel like the presidential election is taking attention away from what figures to be an intriguing week 9 slate of nfl matchups
November 3, 2024 at 5:15 PM
i feel like the presidential election is taking attention away from what figures to be an intriguing week 9 slate of nfl matchups
We could solve traffic right now if we all just agreed to accelerate at the exact same time and rate as the car right in front of us. However, I fear Joe Biden’s controversial student loan debt relief has left our country too divided.
October 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
We could solve traffic right now if we all just agreed to accelerate at the exact same time and rate as the car right in front of us. However, I fear Joe Biden’s controversial student loan debt relief has left our country too divided.
Fucked up that they changed it from Columbus Day to indigenous peoples day and now we don’t get it as a 3 day weekend anymore.
October 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Fucked up that they changed it from Columbus Day to indigenous peoples day and now we don’t get it as a 3 day weekend anymore.
Schrödinger’s penis is in a superposition of being both circumcised and uncircumcised until he shows it to you.
October 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Schrödinger’s penis is in a superposition of being both circumcised and uncircumcised until he shows it to you.
I didn’t think Eric Adams (allegedly) stealing $10m in public funds was bad until I realized it’s the equivalent of jumping the subway turnstiles (capital offense) 3.4 million times.
September 27, 2024 at 8:07 PM
When are we going to talk about the fact that every single “unflavored” vape is menthol flavored
September 21, 2024 at 6:33 PM
When are we going to talk about the fact that every single “unflavored” vape is menthol flavored
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Trump's campaign is reading my feed
September 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Trump's campaign is reading my feed
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Eating a four finger kit-kat widthways with my head under a napkin so as to hide my sin from God
September 8, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Eating a four finger kit-kat widthways with my head under a napkin so as to hide my sin from God
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“No one talks about human spontaneous combustion anymore.” - my husband, warming up over coffee.
August 31, 2024 at 1:25 PM
“No one talks about human spontaneous combustion anymore.” - my husband, warming up over coffee.
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THE JOKER: I am going to shoot and kill Batman! Hee hee hoo hoo!
ME: (new Batman villain named Mr. Intellect) I am smarter than you. I will simply do my job to earn a legal wage. Contributing positively to society is my best chance to live a satisfying life and not encounter the terrifying Batman.
ME: (new Batman villain named Mr. Intellect) I am smarter than you. I will simply do my job to earn a legal wage. Contributing positively to society is my best chance to live a satisfying life and not encounter the terrifying Batman.
August 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
THE JOKER: I am going to shoot and kill Batman! Hee hee hoo hoo!
ME: (new Batman villain named Mr. Intellect) I am smarter than you. I will simply do my job to earn a legal wage. Contributing positively to society is my best chance to live a satisfying life and not encounter the terrifying Batman.
ME: (new Batman villain named Mr. Intellect) I am smarter than you. I will simply do my job to earn a legal wage. Contributing positively to society is my best chance to live a satisfying life and not encounter the terrifying Batman.
Harm reduction is when you work in food service and you say “have a nice day” instead of “enjoy your meal” so it’s not awkward when people say “you too”
August 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Harm reduction is when you work in food service and you say “have a nice day” instead of “enjoy your meal” so it’s not awkward when people say “you too”
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i think that picking up litter should be against the law. if there's litter on the ground then that's just part of god's plan
August 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
i think that picking up litter should be against the law. if there's litter on the ground then that's just part of god's plan
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It would be so easy to type 'a chupacabra with big honkin titties' into an AI art thing and receive immediately some simulacrum of that, but the only ethical recourse for the Moral Individual is to imagine it in ones mind or commission it as an oil painting from a local artisan
August 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
It would be so easy to type 'a chupacabra with big honkin titties' into an AI art thing and receive immediately some simulacrum of that, but the only ethical recourse for the Moral Individual is to imagine it in ones mind or commission it as an oil painting from a local artisan
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you have all been wise to start bluesky accounts. it's important to make sure you're not being left behind in an increasingly dot-com world
August 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
you have all been wise to start bluesky accounts. it's important to make sure you're not being left behind in an increasingly dot-com world
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every day I log on this website and see nothing but moral grandstanding and virtue signaling
August 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
every day I log on this website and see nothing but moral grandstanding and virtue signaling
Do you ever check your calendar to see if you’re available for something and then get sad when you realize that you are available and you don’t have an excuse to say no. Then you get happy again when you realize lying exists.
August 19, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Do you ever check your calendar to see if you’re available for something and then get sad when you realize that you are available and you don’t have an excuse to say no. Then you get happy again when you realize lying exists.
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you ever right proper shag a bird till she says oi me fanny's sorted [trying to make all the new UK users feel at home]
August 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
you ever right proper shag a bird till she says oi me fanny's sorted [trying to make all the new UK users feel at home]
To my twisted mind, these tones seem macro
August 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
To my twisted mind, these tones seem macro
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do not put this shit on your can! i have no guilt for any drink! im mostly water mother fucker!!!!!!!
July 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
do not put this shit on your can! i have no guilt for any drink! im mostly water mother fucker!!!!!!!
Using “alphabet mafia” to derogatorily refer to graduate students.
July 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Using “alphabet mafia” to derogatorily refer to graduate students.
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the Kendrick and Drake beef has gone too far
July 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
the Kendrick and Drake beef has gone too far