MurphNturf
@murphnturf.bsky.social
professional thin ice walker, more man than machine
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The new Republican plan same as the old Republican plan: Fucking die already.
Rick Scott told me his plan would be to take all of the remaining ACA subsidies and redistribute them to HSA accounts and people can then buy whatever insurance a state certifies. Basically a repeal/replace.
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The new Republican plan same as the old Republican plan: Fucking die already.
Actually, maybe just a few more for good measure
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Actually, maybe just a few more for good measure
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I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…
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It starts as any god and then it becomes "my god"
Benny Johnson: If you don't believe in God, then “you're not an American, actually”
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It starts as any god and then it becomes "my god"
Pissing down our throats and telling us to be happy we're getting champagne
Bessent shamelessly lies: "Inflation came down in April for the first time in four years under President Trump...Walmart came out yesterday and said the Thanksgiving meal is 25% less." (Inflation fell steadily in the last two years of the Biden administration and Walmart is making the meals smaller)
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pissing down our throats and telling us to be happy we're getting champagne
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thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
"We're not seeking, but if the government wanted to give us millions of dollars, we wouldn't turn it down. tee-hee..."
"ha ha ha no we're good for our commitments I swear" www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/o...
OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar says company isn't seeking government backstop, clarifying prior comment
OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar said in a LinkedIn post that the artificial intelligence company is not seeking a government backstop for its infrastructure commitments.
www.cnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"We're not seeking, but if the government wanted to give us millions of dollars, we wouldn't turn it down. tee-hee..."
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“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
Goddam…
What we almost had
What we almost had
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Goddam…
What we almost had
What we almost had
Ready to hear someone competently communicate their thoughts and ideas tonight on various topics.
Oh what we could have had.
Oh what we could have had.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ready to hear someone competently communicate their thoughts and ideas tonight on various topics.
Oh what we could have had.
Oh what we could have had.
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where do you see yourself in five beers
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
where do you see yourself in five beers
Opening this tonight for no reason in particular. I need to get another one for when the eventual eventuals
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Opening this tonight for no reason in particular. I need to get another one for when the eventual eventuals
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A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
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Are we absolutely positive Cuomo didn't ritualistically sacrifice Dick Cheney to win this election?
Like, for sure?
Like, for sure?
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Are we absolutely positive Cuomo didn't ritualistically sacrifice Dick Cheney to win this election?
Like, for sure?
Like, for sure?
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2000 Maniacs (1964) have come back from the dead and endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of Hell.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
2000 Maniacs (1964) have come back from the dead and endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of Hell.
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Trying to imagine explaining a scenario where a former Governor runs for Mayor, endorsed by former Mayors, a Republican President, local media, and still gets spanked by an inexperienced opponent who cannot get the national leaders of his party, who live in his city, to endorse him!
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trying to imagine explaining a scenario where a former Governor runs for Mayor, endorsed by former Mayors, a Republican President, local media, and still gets spanked by an inexperienced opponent who cannot get the national leaders of his party, who live in his city, to endorse him!
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I hope a thousand Dodgers fans blow off their hands this year
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I hope a thousand Dodgers fans blow off their hands this year
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
Anderson Cooper: Why shouldn’t we negotiate with terrorists?
In the 1st question of his brief interview with Mamdani. Anderson Cooper reports Trump’s strongman threats to punish NYC if the Mayoral candidate is elected, as if he gets to select where funding goes according to his whims, & then asks whether voters will find it “worth the hassle” to vote for him.
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Anderson Cooper: Why shouldn’t we negotiate with terrorists?
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May your murder wishes come true!
a woman in a yellow sweater says " can i be the helpless victim ? "
ALT: a woman in a yellow sweater says " can i be the helpless victim ? "
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
May your murder wishes come true!
Just let him have his participation trophy... They love those, you know.
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just let him have his participation trophy... They love those, you know.