Dr. Pretorius
doctorpretorius.bsky.social
Dr. Pretorius
@doctorpretorius.bsky.social
Arborist and snack enjoyer
Just came across this monster red oak next to an abandoned mansion in Trenton. Over 6 feet in diameter (19 ft in circumference). Not big enough to be NJ state champ, but would be pretty high on the NJ big tree database. May have to submit!
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
One common defect in urban trees are stem-girdling roots, where, rather than growing outwards, a root will wrap around its own trunk, limiting growth and nutrient flow, and eventually destabilizing the entire tree.
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sadly, there will be no Dodgers fans celebrating and no Jays fans talking about next year, as the entire collective fan bases of both teams perished as a result of watching the most stressful game of all time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m not particularly impressed with Mikie Sherril so far, but this guy’s such a fucking fraud. Punt him into the ocean.
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh shit, this is finally my chance to find out
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Street trees make good neighborhoods great
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The one thing I know for sure is that the exact things that did and didn’t work in the last election cycle will have the exact same effect in the next one. That’s why our current politics are so predictable and stable.
I asked Chris Murphy if he privately talks to Dem colleagues about why they don't sound the alarm loudly. His answers were depressing. Dems tell him they don't want to be "alarmist" or that "democracy" didn't work in 2024, so they want to stick to health care. 5/

newrepublic.com/article/2013...
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just thinking about this moment for no apparent reason

youtu.be/UCBJv3Xz7QY?...
Stairs RIPS one into the night
YouTube video by MLB
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October 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
On the day the senile President told assembled military leaders he was going to unleash them on the American people, my sub-replacement-level Congressman did this shit
Amid the chaos in Washington, I introduced legislation to make Oct 1 National Animal Rescue Day. Even in crazy times, we can do good by adopting, fostering, and supporting our local shelters.
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hegseth is out there really sticking it to those fat admirals
September 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wtf is climate change worship?
Hegseth: "No more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship ... we are done with that shit."
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just took my son to the last Phillies regular season game of the year. I have lots of good stories from the game, but alas, I failed to get express written consent from the Phillies and Major League Baseball, so I’ll be keeping them to myself.
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Dr. Pretorius
# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon

The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This man is absolutely not up to the challenge that’s facing him.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey @norcross.house.gov , what does the Armed Services Committee say about the deranged President ordering the military to use “full force” against American citizens?
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The US military keeps murdering civilians in international waters, and Armed Services Committee member @norcross.house.gov appears to have no comment
September 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Very inconsiderate of the Phillies towards the Gets Up Early For Work Community to start a 3-game series on thr West Coast with a magic number of 1
September 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What a fucking dork
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@norcross.house.gov @booker.senate.gov @kim.senate.gov This man needs to be removed from the government immediately or thousands of people will die.
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?

RFK JR: “I never said that.”

KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”

RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)

ht: @cwebbonline.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m working on a street tree inventory and have mapped hundreds of ashes dying due to EAB infestation. Every once in a while I find one that’s so far completely unaffected, like the one on the left.
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Dr. Pretorius
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was really disappointed when @booker.senate.gov voted to confirm this sleazebag
August 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Dr. Pretorius
What will they do with the vat of hot dogs sitting around in tepid water?
I’ve eaten my share!
August 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM