The Weekly Podcast Massacre
@weeklymassacre.bsky.social
A horror movie podcast with a new theme each month
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Moving on to Freddy vs Jason
Freddy has always been my guy, but Jason does have home field advantage
#FridayThe13th
Freddy has always been my guy, but Jason does have home field advantage
#FridayThe13th
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Moving on to Freddy vs Jason
Freddy has always been my guy, but Jason does have home field advantage
#FridayThe13th
Freddy has always been my guy, but Jason does have home field advantage
#FridayThe13th
I wonder how much Lexx inspired the makers of Jason X
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I wonder how much Lexx inspired the makers of Jason X
Ready to build a whole monthly theme around this
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdO...
Minions & Monsters | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Illumination
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February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Ready to build a whole monthly theme around this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdO...
Remember when your mom told you that habitual self abuse in the shed would make you go blind?
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Remember when your mom told you that habitual self abuse in the shed would make you go blind?
We're here to do our job; drink copious amount of turpentine with honey and talk about movies.
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
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Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
We're here to do our job; drink copious amount of turpentine with honey and talk about movies.
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
Topping the Charts for Isn't it Bromantic February
Do I have gaaaaay cats? I wanna know if my cats are gay~
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Topping the Charts for Isn't it Bromantic February
February is the month for love
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
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We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
February is the month for love
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
Jungle January is over due to the coming deforestation. But like they said, gotta pave paradise to put up a parking lot.
To wish it off, we climb the mountain with a slew of Returning Champions with Day of the Animals.
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To wish it off, we climb the mountain with a slew of Returning Champions with Day of the Animals.
open.spotify.com/episode/0Z2j...
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January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Jungle January is over due to the coming deforestation. But like they said, gotta pave paradise to put up a parking lot.
To wish it off, we climb the mountain with a slew of Returning Champions with Day of the Animals.
open.spotify.com/episode/0Z2j...
To wish it off, we climb the mountain with a slew of Returning Champions with Day of the Animals.
open.spotify.com/episode/0Z2j...
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🧕🏽"Look out! There's a crocodile behind you! Get out of the water!"
👴🏻"Impossible. There's only one species of crocodile in Florida, and it's quite rare. You mean alligator."
🧕🏽"The crocodile is right behind you!"
👴🏻"You mean alligator!"
🐊 *CRONCH!!!*
👴🏻"Argh! See?!" *gurgle* "it's an alligator!"
👴🏻"Impossible. There's only one species of crocodile in Florida, and it's quite rare. You mean alligator."
🧕🏽"The crocodile is right behind you!"
👴🏻"You mean alligator!"
🐊 *CRONCH!!!*
👴🏻"Argh! See?!" *gurgle* "it's an alligator!"
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
🧕🏽"Look out! There's a crocodile behind you! Get out of the water!"
👴🏻"Impossible. There's only one species of crocodile in Florida, and it's quite rare. You mean alligator."
🧕🏽"The crocodile is right behind you!"
👴🏻"You mean alligator!"
🐊 *CRONCH!!!*
👴🏻"Argh! See?!" *gurgle* "it's an alligator!"
👴🏻"Impossible. There's only one species of crocodile in Florida, and it's quite rare. You mean alligator."
🧕🏽"The crocodile is right behind you!"
👴🏻"You mean alligator!"
🐊 *CRONCH!!!*
👴🏻"Argh! See?!" *gurgle* "it's an alligator!"
Wherever they fall, there shall they be podcasting
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Wherever they fall, there shall they be podcasting
CBS should give us a shot.
We'll even take a guest spot on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
We'll even take a guest spot on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
was reminded of this again, we need real film criticism back
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
CBS should give us a shot.
We'll even take a guest spot on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
We'll even take a guest spot on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
The Weekly Podcast Massacre would like to issue a correction.
Murph, being the dumbass that he is, mistakenly misidentified the lovely lady from the Puppet Master series as "Slug Woman" when she in fact has a leech protruding from her mouth and is named "Leech Woman".
Murph, being the dumbass that he is, mistakenly misidentified the lovely lady from the Puppet Master series as "Slug Woman" when she in fact has a leech protruding from her mouth and is named "Leech Woman".
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Weekly Podcast Massacre would like to issue a correction.
Murph, being the dumbass that he is, mistakenly misidentified the lovely lady from the Puppet Master series as "Slug Woman" when she in fact has a leech protruding from her mouth and is named "Leech Woman".
Murph, being the dumbass that he is, mistakenly misidentified the lovely lady from the Puppet Master series as "Slug Woman" when she in fact has a leech protruding from her mouth and is named "Leech Woman".
Oi!
We travel back to the Outback for some bacon on our Bloomin' Onion with the great @deadformats.bsky.social to guide us.
There can only be one giant hog in Razorback!
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We travel back to the Outback for some bacon on our Bloomin' Onion with the great @deadformats.bsky.social to guide us.
There can only be one giant hog in Razorback!
open.spotify.com/episode/1haQ...
Razorback
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January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oi!
We travel back to the Outback for some bacon on our Bloomin' Onion with the great @deadformats.bsky.social to guide us.
There can only be one giant hog in Razorback!
open.spotify.com/episode/1haQ...
We travel back to the Outback for some bacon on our Bloomin' Onion with the great @deadformats.bsky.social to guide us.
There can only be one giant hog in Razorback!
open.spotify.com/episode/1haQ...
Watching Vicky Christina Barcelona and Returning Champion Patricia Clarkson is married to Returning Champion Kevin Dunn
Bringing worlds together
Bringing worlds together
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Watching Vicky Christina Barcelona and Returning Champion Patricia Clarkson is married to Returning Champion Kevin Dunn
Bringing worlds together
Bringing worlds together
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Say it with me:
HER-MAPH-RO-DIT-IC
HER-MAPH-RO-DIT-IC
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Say it with me:
HER-MAPH-RO-DIT-IC
HER-MAPH-RO-DIT-IC
Burn it with fire
slugrise: the ascension (2012)
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Burn it with fire
I've never been so disgusted by a film that we've covered that made me put my food down. I hope you all join me in shuddering with disgust while watching Slugs (The Movie).
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open.spotify.com/episode/7maa...
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January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I've never been so disgusted by a film that we've covered that made me put my food down. I hope you all join me in shuddering with disgust while watching Slugs (The Movie).
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open.spotify.com/episode/7maa...
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FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social is DOUBLING UP FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON with a special THURSDAY EPISODE. Ep. #40 calls upon the @weeklymassacre.bsky.social
boys to help us pick apart YOURS, MINE & OURS!
boys to help us pick apart YOURS, MINE & OURS!
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social is DOUBLING UP FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON with a special THURSDAY EPISODE. Ep. #40 calls upon the @weeklymassacre.bsky.social
boys to help us pick apart YOURS, MINE & OURS!
boys to help us pick apart YOURS, MINE & OURS!
Safe travels as you head to your own Hometown of Terror this week. Best of luck getting past the robed porcupines.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Safe travels as you head to your own Hometown of Terror this week. Best of luck getting past the robed porcupines.
We have a wonderful time visiting Convington Woods and discussing M. Night's sexiest scene of his career in The Village.
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open.spotify.com/episode/6OY9...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
We have a wonderful time visiting Convington Woods and discussing M. Night's sexiest scene of his career in The Village.
open.spotify.com/episode/6OY9...
open.spotify.com/episode/6OY9...
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Ultimate squad goals
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ultimate squad goals
2000 Maniacs (1964) have come back from the dead and endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of Hell.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
2000 Maniacs (1964) have come back from the dead and endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of Hell.
An amazing mail day thanks to @umbrellaent.bsky.social. This is the 4th format I’ve owned @alexwinter.com ‘s Freaked. Even saw it in 35mm last year. I always say it made me the weirdo I am today. An amazing double feature with Noroi: The Curse.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
An amazing mail day thanks to @umbrellaent.bsky.social. This is the 4th format I’ve owned @alexwinter.com ‘s Freaked. Even saw it in 35mm last year. I always say it made me the weirdo I am today. An amazing double feature with Noroi: The Curse.
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🔍🎬 Let's celebrate #Godzilla 's birthday! Wolfman vs. Godzilla (1983) is on the table in our latest Dead Formats episode, featuring insights from @weeklymassacre.bsky.social . If you're a fan of Godzilla (or wolfmen), this one's for you! #WolfmanVsGodzilla
👇Listen here👇
pod.link/1790483883
👇Listen here👇
pod.link/1790483883
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🔍🎬 Let's celebrate #Godzilla 's birthday! Wolfman vs. Godzilla (1983) is on the table in our latest Dead Formats episode, featuring insights from @weeklymassacre.bsky.social . If you're a fan of Godzilla (or wolfmen), this one's for you! #WolfmanVsGodzilla
👇Listen here👇
pod.link/1790483883
👇Listen here👇
pod.link/1790483883