MurphNturf
@murphnturf.bsky.social
professional thin ice walker, more man than machine
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Finally watching Marty Supreme after boycotting theatrical release.
I intended to use this gif every time a certain Mr Horrible is on screen
I intended to use this gif every time a certain Mr Horrible is on screen
a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
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February 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Finally watching Marty Supreme after boycotting theatrical release.
I intended to use this gif every time a certain Mr Horrible is on screen
I intended to use this gif every time a certain Mr Horrible is on screen
After 6ish months, I have finally finished a viewing project that was over 65 films of a certain artist
I haven't loved everything I've seen, but there were masterpieces I wish I had seen earlier
All in all, I greatly enjoyed myself, but am glad to move on
I haven't loved everything I've seen, but there were masterpieces I wish I had seen earlier
All in all, I greatly enjoyed myself, but am glad to move on
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
After 6ish months, I have finally finished a viewing project that was over 65 films of a certain artist
I haven't loved everything I've seen, but there were masterpieces I wish I had seen earlier
All in all, I greatly enjoyed myself, but am glad to move on
I haven't loved everything I've seen, but there were masterpieces I wish I had seen earlier
All in all, I greatly enjoyed myself, but am glad to move on
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staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.
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First ChatGPT came for the coders, and I said nothing because I was not a coder...
then ChatGPT came for the artists, and I said nothing because I was not an artist...
Then ChatGPT came for me [guy who tells teenagers on the internet to kill themselves], and there was no one left to speak for me..
then ChatGPT came for the artists, and I said nothing because I was not an artist...
Then ChatGPT came for me [guy who tells teenagers on the internet to kill themselves], and there was no one left to speak for me..
August 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
First ChatGPT came for the coders, and I said nothing because I was not a coder...
then ChatGPT came for the artists, and I said nothing because I was not an artist...
Then ChatGPT came for me [guy who tells teenagers on the internet to kill themselves], and there was no one left to speak for me..
then ChatGPT came for the artists, and I said nothing because I was not an artist...
Then ChatGPT came for me [guy who tells teenagers on the internet to kill themselves], and there was no one left to speak for me..
This reminds me of the time my stepfather (may he burn in Hell) told me it was proof that Obama was a muslim because he said so in an interview
I looked it up and O said, "My muslim faith" and the corrects it immediately to "Christian faith"
I looked it up and O said, "My muslim faith" and the corrects it immediately to "Christian faith"
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This reminds me of the time my stepfather (may he burn in Hell) told me it was proof that Obama was a muslim because he said so in an interview
I looked it up and O said, "My muslim faith" and the corrects it immediately to "Christian faith"
I looked it up and O said, "My muslim faith" and the corrects it immediately to "Christian faith"
Farewell to the man who gave us the best line delivery in cinema history
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Farewell to the man who gave us the best line delivery in cinema history
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I refuse to learn what vibecession means
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I refuse to learn what vibecession means
Everyday someone learns IMDB stands for Internet Movie Database and today is the day I got to teach it
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Everyday someone learns IMDB stands for Internet Movie Database and today is the day I got to teach it
"That's not a horror movie"
"Well, you've never seen Shaq act"
Like Babe Ruth calling his shot
"Well, you've never seen Shaq act"
Like Babe Ruth calling his shot
a bald man wearing a blue shirt is making a funny face
ALT: a bald man wearing a blue shirt is making a funny face
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February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"That's not a horror movie"
"Well, you've never seen Shaq act"
Like Babe Ruth calling his shot
"Well, you've never seen Shaq act"
Like Babe Ruth calling his shot
Thank god we don't live in the Jason X timeline or hockey would be outlawed and Heated Rivalry might not exist
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Thank god we don't live in the Jason X timeline or hockey would be outlawed and Heated Rivalry might not exist
I have no clue who this guy is, but if you sing a Warren Zevon song (especially one of my favorites), you're OK in my book
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLz...
TAFS Unplugged: MJ Lenderman
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I have no clue who this guy is, but if you sing a Warren Zevon song (especially one of my favorites), you're OK in my book
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLz...
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We're here to do our job; drink copious amount of turpentine with honey and talk about movies.
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
a black and white photo of a bearded man smiling
ALT: a black and white photo of a bearded man smiling
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
We're here to do our job; drink copious amount of turpentine with honey and talk about movies.
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
Isn't it Bromantic continues with The Lighthouse.
open.spotify.com/episode/7k43...
Watching Brewster McCloud for a proper memorial viewing for Bud Cort (the Bates Motel pilot was a bad decision on everyone's part) and I'm so glad they credit Francis Scott Key for Opening Theme
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Watching Brewster McCloud for a proper memorial viewing for Bud Cort (the Bates Motel pilot was a bad decision on everyone's part) and I'm so glad they credit Francis Scott Key for Opening Theme
Having to sit through a boring business meeting in order to receive a free lunch is like when my parents would sit through those timeshare presentations in Gatlinburg for $25 that they would give me for the arcade
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Having to sit through a boring business meeting in order to receive a free lunch is like when my parents would sit through those timeshare presentations in Gatlinburg for $25 that they would give me for the arcade
Watching Varsity Blues as a memorial viewing for James Van Der Beek. 5 minutes in and I completely understand why this was relevant at the time and not for me at all
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Watching Varsity Blues as a memorial viewing for James Van Der Beek. 5 minutes in and I completely understand why this was relevant at the time and not for me at all
Who here knew Ben McKenzie was an economist and why did you keep that from me
www.youtube.com/shorts/IXNUM...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IXNUM...
Why Bitcoin Could Hit $0
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Who here knew Ben McKenzie was an economist and why did you keep that from me
www.youtube.com/shorts/IXNUM...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IXNUM...
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the tech industry
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the tech industry
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I have no clue who is playing in the Super Bowl this year and I hope I never find out.
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I have no clue who is playing in the Super Bowl this year and I hope I never find out.
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Topping the Charts for Isn't it Bromantic February
Do I have gaaaaay cats? I wanna know if my cats are gay~
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Topping the Charts for Isn't it Bromantic February
I just have a feeling that if IT doesn't happen by July 4th, we're probably going to have some serious shit happening across this country.
We've have communities gathering in -10 degree weather. The summer heat is going to bring a lot more aggression, especially with all of that solider cosplay on.
We've have communities gathering in -10 degree weather. The summer heat is going to bring a lot more aggression, especially with all of that solider cosplay on.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I just have a feeling that if IT doesn't happen by July 4th, we're probably going to have some serious shit happening across this country.
We've have communities gathering in -10 degree weather. The summer heat is going to bring a lot more aggression, especially with all of that solider cosplay on.
We've have communities gathering in -10 degree weather. The summer heat is going to bring a lot more aggression, especially with all of that solider cosplay on.
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February is the month for love
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
February is the month for love
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
We're sharing our feelings with each other for Isn't it Bromantic
Starting with a time capsule of taste and style, we take a bite into The Forsaken
open.spotify.com/episode/63e9...
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i’m so tired of the worst people being in charge
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i’m so tired of the worst people being in charge
Re-embrace?
RE-EMBRACE?
Some of us didn't try to drown of conscience in mayo, my dude
RE-EMBRACE?
Some of us didn't try to drown of conscience in mayo, my dude
Billionaire and prominent GOP donor Ken Griffin criticizes the Trump administration for "enriching" their family members:
"There’s just a necessity for us as a society to re-embrace some of the critical concepts of ethics in public service."
"There’s just a necessity for us as a society to re-embrace some of the critical concepts of ethics in public service."
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Re-embrace?
RE-EMBRACE?
Some of us didn't try to drown of conscience in mayo, my dude
RE-EMBRACE?
Some of us didn't try to drown of conscience in mayo, my dude
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
Lots of tweens here at my Send Help screening
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Lots of tweens here at my Send Help screening