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i am a meat popsicle

trans rights are human rights

Up The Great Lakes
Everyone Disliked That
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The Czechs should simply score again
February 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I don't wanna work, I just wanna play Star Wars Pod Racer and listen to Toxicity over and over
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I...what? A hard top Peugeot 403 coupe wasn't even a thing. This is Columbo's car with a hard top grafted on and a V8(?) stuffed in it?

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February 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
February 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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The lower Great Lakes region has super bad air quality today, and one of the big causes is, surprisingly, melting snow.

The warm snap is melting the snow banks, releasing all the car exhaust & toxins & rotting debris in the snow. Which,coupled with lack of wind and rain, sits in the air as smog
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Roadside Picnic (1972)
liberal arts people: I don't want anything to do with the cursed artifact. If possible we should destroy the cursed artifact

STEM people: Haha im so smart I will simply use the cursed artifact. I will use 300 of the cursed artifact. I am replacing my family with the cursed artifact
February 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Hey Jarmo how about some cheap help for our stupid Power Play?
Sharks have put Jeff Skinner on contract-termination waivers; some team might give him a job if they like the powerplays and offence that he creates for their team and they think they can handle the somewhat smaller quantity of power-plays and offence that he creates for the other team.
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ahem
Multiple days in the 30s coming up, begin filling out your February Apology Form.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I like Cadbury Cream Eggs precisely because they're kinda trash. But it's nostalgia.
The Cadbury cream egg commercial has been the same since I was a kid. That’s comforting in a weird way. Cadbury cream egg season is my fav time of year.

Time to procure a cream egg stash for the ages.
a cat is wearing bunny ears and a bow tie
Alt: a cat is wearing bunny ears and a bow tie
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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more like pooperpeedway racing
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Fucking up a stinger sub from Mineos and falling asleep watching this hockey game in my sun warmed living room. Elite Sunday.
February 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Bowyer: I dont understand how thats possible

Harvick: Capital aligns itself with power regardless of the external contradictions. Our current era is nothing more than a clarifying realignment that popular progressivism requires class analysis.

Mike Joy: Two to go in stage 2, Briscoe the leader
March 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hell Yeah
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

📷 Fujifilm GW670III
🎞️ Kodak Gold 200
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Imagining a USA where Reconstruction finally concludes 200 years later.
something i'd like to see before i die, although i don't expect it — but it would be cool! — is April 9 becoming a national holiday
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I just don't think I can root for a team with Jack Eichel on it.
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
New Gogol Bordello album gets better with every play through
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I did it. And I value the experience lol
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
They're losing the golf guys. We're gonna win.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Best day of the week is when used books from eBay come in the mail
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Olympics all day let's go
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Inglourious Basterds hits especially hard now that the attempted normalcy of disgusting fascists is something this country is trying to force on its citizens.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM