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F1 should have start & park teams
you're not allowed to post what needs to happen to these people
I can’t help thinking there’s so much money changing hands wrt ICE detention that there aren’t even enough investigative reporters to track
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
Michigan ICE detention center owner reports $254 million profit, record new business in 2025
The company that owns Michigan’s North Lake Processing Center, the largest immigration detention facility in the Midwest, reported $254 million in profit last year, up nearly 700 percent from $32 mill...
www.michiganpublic.org
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
you're not allowed to post what needs to happen to these people
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The age of the crossover SUV is ending, now is the time for Woke 2 to bring the sedan back
Comments by yours truly. Fun fact: more than a third of all the consumers we surveyed in our latest AutoPacific FADS Study told us they'd consider buying a sedan.
www.thedrive.com/news/detroit...
www.thedrive.com/news/detroit...
Detroit Automakers Want To Bring Back Sedans. Will They Last This Time?
The Big Three seem to all be coming around to small cars again at the same time. But will they commit, or will this be another passing fad?
www.thedrive.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The age of the crossover SUV is ending, now is the time for Woke 2 to bring the sedan back
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it's hard to see someone else live your dream
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Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Lemon Party-coded imagery
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this is what every YMCA feels like at approximately 6:30am
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
this is what every YMCA feels like at approximately 6:30am
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Everyone out there yelling at people to vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028 is just trying to browbeat you into managing their anxiety for them
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Everyone out there yelling at people to vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028 is just trying to browbeat you into managing their anxiety for them
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oh now all of the sudden even the capitalists are like "idk maybe we should plan production and commodity allocation outside of boom and bust cycles of supply and demand"
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
oh now all of the sudden even the capitalists are like "idk maybe we should plan production and commodity allocation outside of boom and bust cycles of supply and demand"
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
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I refuse to accept a future where we continue to do this.
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I refuse to accept a future where we continue to do this.
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What I FEEL the pecking order is heading to Melbourne:
1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull
4. Mclaren
5. Haas
6. Williams
7. Alpine
8. Racing Bulls
9. Audi
10. Cadillac
11. Aston Martin
1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull
4. Mclaren
5. Haas
6. Williams
7. Alpine
8. Racing Bulls
9. Audi
10. Cadillac
11. Aston Martin
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
What I FEEL the pecking order is heading to Melbourne:
1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull
4. Mclaren
5. Haas
6. Williams
7. Alpine
8. Racing Bulls
9. Audi
10. Cadillac
11. Aston Martin
1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull
4. Mclaren
5. Haas
6. Williams
7. Alpine
8. Racing Bulls
9. Audi
10. Cadillac
11. Aston Martin
during the federal and state wrangling over the SAVE act and counter lawsuits, we will find out that some state (say Oklahoma or Kansas) has had a large scale de facto system of disqualifying or undercounting Democratic ballots for some time. Likely run by sheriffs covering widespread rural counties
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
during the federal and state wrangling over the SAVE act and counter lawsuits, we will find out that some state (say Oklahoma or Kansas) has had a large scale de facto system of disqualifying or undercounting Democratic ballots for some time. Likely run by sheriffs covering widespread rural counties
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one of the indicators that the republican party has come completely off the rails internaly is that their coordinated talking points are not very well coordinated anymore
Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote
February 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
one of the indicators that the republican party has come completely off the rails internaly is that their coordinated talking points are not very well coordinated anymore
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i'm compiling a list of complicit podcasters and media outlets that will all be put in the "Bruenig Hole" once they let me start fixing stuff
February 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i'm compiling a list of complicit podcasters and media outlets that will all be put in the "Bruenig Hole" once they let me start fixing stuff
we could just stop doing AI and literally only the most annoying guys would care
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
we could just stop doing AI and literally only the most annoying guys would care
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Oh she doggedly defended her, no wonder they got rid of her
Fox News chief media analyst Howie Kurtz out here acting like Tricia McLaughlin's PR agent.
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Oh she doggedly defended her, no wonder they got rid of her
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Hunter Thompson wrote about how people were sick of this exact same song-and-dance FIFTY FUCKING YEARS AGO
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Hunter Thompson wrote about how people were sick of this exact same song-and-dance FIFTY FUCKING YEARS AGO
That first line is such a fuckin flex.
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
"My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected, and the despised. They are restless and seek relief. They have voted in record numbers. They have invested the faith, hope, and trust that they have in us. The Democratic Party must send them a signal that we care."
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
That first line is such a fuckin flex.
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
"My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected, and the despised. They are restless and seek relief. They have voted in record numbers. They have invested the faith, hope, and trust that they have in us. The Democratic Party must send them a signal that we care."
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected, and the despised. They are restless and seek relief. They have voted in record numbers. They have invested the faith, hope, and trust that they have in us. The Democratic Party must send them a signal that we care."
Huge opportunity to post "Divorce Your Republican" ads everywhere
I'm mystified by this GOP push, since conservative women are more likely to have adopted their husband's names than liberal women are; Republicans want women to get married and submit to their husbands; but if their husbands tell them how to vote but they can't because of this [brain melts on desk]
the new Republican talking point is that it's insulting to complain about requiring women to show their birth certificate and passport in order to vote because they're smart enough to figure it out
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Huge opportunity to post "Divorce Your Republican" ads everywhere
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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I asked the computer what I. I said Okay so tell me. Computer said Yes and. Computer on. Got a LOT of data. Took me twenty minutes. Computer put a nerdle in my brain and now I can Talk to God. Polished to a mirror sheen. VERY good at coding. Infosmarted myself. King of the Road
February 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I asked the computer what I. I said Okay so tell me. Computer said Yes and. Computer on. Got a LOT of data. Took me twenty minutes. Computer put a nerdle in my brain and now I can Talk to God. Polished to a mirror sheen. VERY good at coding. Infosmarted myself. King of the Road
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jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
Everyone who wants to bitch about the new F1 rules needs to explain why they're fundamentally any different than Group C cars running to the fuel mileage limit
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Everyone who wants to bitch about the new F1 rules needs to explain why they're fundamentally any different than Group C cars running to the fuel mileage limit
SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
Google's AI summaries are now referencing AI-generated Facebook posts of things that never happened
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP