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F1 should have start & park teams
Joe Brandon voice:
weaselly dingus
February 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Joe Brandon voice:
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all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve
February 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve
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mr president the people are clamoring for the sasquatch files
February 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
mr president the people are clamoring for the sasquatch files
Every second is a femtosecond when you Listen to Women
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Every second is a femtosecond when you Listen to Women
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Behold my shocked face: www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...
DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characte…
www.techdirt.com
February 19, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Behold my shocked face: www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...
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"She posted pictures of her and teammate Alysa Liu with their Olympics team skate gold medals on TikTok with the caption: “They hate to see two woke bitches winning."
[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
For LGBTQ Winter Olympians, visibility matters just as much as medals
There's a record-breaking number of out LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the 2026 Winter Olympics, including medal winners for Team USA.
www.usatoday.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"She posted pictures of her and teammate Alysa Liu with their Olympics team skate gold medals on TikTok with the caption: “They hate to see two woke bitches winning."
[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Literally laughing at the fact that he's gonna get away with everything
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Literally laughing at the fact that he's gonna get away with everything
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Theyre dabbing on us 😭
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 19, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Theyre dabbing on us 😭
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all my apes, gone
February 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
all my apes, gone
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Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere
February 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere
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ferrari in bahrain out of context
February 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
ferrari in bahrain out of context
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I *really* did not expect that by episode five of my jokey leftist cars podcast I would be doing three solid pages of single-spaced show notes on how shadow banking works, but I guess this is just being a car enthusiast in 2026,
February 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I *really* did not expect that by episode five of my jokey leftist cars podcast I would be doing three solid pages of single-spaced show notes on how shadow banking works, but I guess this is just being a car enthusiast in 2026,
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Guy that voted for Hitler 2 watching his government build concentration camps: the real injustice is that my grandson doesn’t want to talk to me anymore
February 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Guy that voted for Hitler 2 watching his government build concentration camps: the real injustice is that my grandson doesn’t want to talk to me anymore
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living in the US i genuinely forgot it’s possible to punish pedophiles
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested
Andrew, who has faced scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was taken into custody "on suspicion of misconduct in public office."
www.huffpost.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
living in the US i genuinely forgot it’s possible to punish pedophiles
game recognize game I guess
"What do I think of the Board of Peace? I think it is a colonialist operation: others deciding for the Palestinians,” said Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa: www.ncronline.org/news/us-led-...
US-led Board of Peace a 'colonialist operation,' Cardinal Pizzaballa says
Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, Latin patriarch of Jerusalem, strongly criticized the U.S.-led Board of Peace, an international body chaired by President Donald Trump to oversee the governance and r...
www.ncronline.org
February 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
game recognize game I guess
Notable, however, that tech is now universally comprehensively seen and understood as evil
oh wow a toy story movie where the older toys are scared theyre about to be replaced by a newer toy
Official trailer for ‘Toy Story 5’
Releasing in theaters June 19
Releasing in theaters June 19
February 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Notable, however, that tech is now universally comprehensively seen and understood as evil
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Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line
February 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line
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Welcome back terrified royal face!
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Welcome back terrified royal face!
I'm not the best at my job, but no one has ever been worse at their job than Merrick Garland, apparently
February 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I'm not the best at my job, but no one has ever been worse at their job than Merrick Garland, apparently
he wouldn't want to rock the boat
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
he wouldn't want to rock the boat
"my wife and sandwich were still in the theater" is going directly in the verbal stims repository
I went to the bathroom and then spent about 20 minutes walking in circles in the lobby wondering if I should just go home but my wife and sandwich were still in the theater
February 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"my wife and sandwich were still in the theater" is going directly in the verbal stims repository
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My friend, you can't just say "a LGBTQ Cop" — you've gotta be more specific. Though "Coffee with a GAY COP" would also be very funny
February 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
My friend, you can't just say "a LGBTQ Cop" — you've gotta be more specific. Though "Coffee with a GAY COP" would also be very funny
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keep seeing an ad during the olympics for an AI chatbot for a home-buying website.....finally, a way for realtors to do even less work
February 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
keep seeing an ad during the olympics for an AI chatbot for a home-buying website.....finally, a way for realtors to do even less work
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can't believe libs are getting "stop spending my hard earned tax dollars on this stupid bullshit" in the national divorce
Trump: "I want to let you know that United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." (Congress has not appropriated this money!)
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
can't believe libs are getting "stop spending my hard earned tax dollars on this stupid bullshit" in the national divorce
