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F1 should have start & park teams
Joe Brandon voice:
February 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve
February 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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mr president the people are clamoring for the sasquatch files
February 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Every second is a femtosecond when you Listen to Women
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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"She posted pictures of her and teammate Alysa Liu with their Olympics team skate gold medals on TikTok with the caption: “They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
For LGBTQ Winter Olympians, visibility matters just as much as medals
There's a record-breaking number of out LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the 2026 Winter Olympics, including medal winners for Team USA.
www.usatoday.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Literally laughing at the fact that he's gonna get away with everything
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Theyre dabbing on us 😭
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 19, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Kitten life 🥰
February 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
all my apes, gone
February 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere
February 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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ferrari in bahrain out of context
February 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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I *really* did not expect that by episode five of my jokey leftist cars podcast I would be doing three solid pages of single-spaced show notes on how shadow banking works, but I guess this is just being a car enthusiast in 2026,
February 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Guy that voted for Hitler 2 watching his government build concentration camps: the real injustice is that my grandson doesn’t want to talk to me anymore
February 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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living in the US i genuinely forgot it’s possible to punish pedophiles
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
game recognize game I guess
February 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Notable, however, that tech is now universally comprehensively seen and understood as evil
oh wow a toy story movie where the older toys are scared theyre about to be replaced by a newer toy
Official trailer for ‘Toy Story 5’

Releasing in theaters June 19
February 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line
February 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Welcome back terrified royal face!
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'm not the best at my job, but no one has ever been worse at their job than Merrick Garland, apparently
February 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
he wouldn't want to rock the boat
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"my wife and sandwich were still in the theater" is going directly in the verbal stims repository
I went to the bathroom and then spent about 20 minutes walking in circles in the lobby wondering if I should just go home but my wife and sandwich were still in the theater
February 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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My friend, you can't just say "a LGBTQ Cop" — you've gotta be more specific. Though "Coffee with a GAY COP" would also be very funny
February 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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keep seeing an ad during the olympics for an AI chatbot for a home-buying website.....finally, a way for realtors to do even less work
February 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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can't believe libs are getting "stop spending my hard earned tax dollars on this stupid bullshit" in the national divorce
Trump: "I want to let you know that United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." (Congress has not appropriated this money!)
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM