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mrjacquel.bsky.social
@mrjacquel.bsky.social
Baptized in stranger's sweat and cheap beer
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October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Please. My labubu is very sick.
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Since I am working on a new novel, I have decided to issue editions with no instances of "fuck" and another that is 50 percent fucks to serve both constituencies revealed by Absolution.
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Eating bees is the weaponization of neurodiversity
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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little paper cup of machine coffee with a poker hand on the bottom is easily top 100 human inventions
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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...and to Tiny Tim, who will NEVER die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Tim. He wafts his cap as he pirouettes under the lamps and hangs his little crutch upon the wall. He says that he will never die.
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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My sicarian-serberys cyborg-centaur

I liked the idea of the interex, a centaur-ish species that I heard about while going through the heresy books, so what if my admech also heard about them and tried to create something along those lines themselves?
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Lol shoutouts to jenny tightpants, a few months ago she randomly posted that meme about the Metaverse Chipotle, and just seeing that on my feed was the entire inspiration behind this video
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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just held this up to my Austin-native partner and they go "Oh THAT thing..."

and when I say how upset I was that they were instantly familiar with it
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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It's weird that Lovecraftian fiction is still as popular as it is because we deal with horrors beyond our imaginations on a daily basis now and we're all doing totally fine, definitely not losing our minds.
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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i love california dearly but also its not shown to outsiders ever that there just full-on is a Death Corridor of the entire state that runs down the spine where you can just smell carnage and butchery for miles - and then u pass through it and go "omg wow... look at how beautiful this forest is..."
driving down 5 for a long enough period will turn you mad as you witness what might've been one of the most beautiful regions on earth that's now been turned into endless acreage of legume farms and cow slaughterhouses but if you ignore that scarred spine it's still pretty pristine
December 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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My least favorite thing about living in Texas is our fascist government. My second least favorite thing is the heat, but at least we get a brief reprieve from that once a year.

Which is to say, it's jacket weather!

I'm wearing a corduroy jacket with elbow patches, embracing my hobbit/wizard vibe.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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sorry for the potato webcam quality on the first pic i am in bed rn with the cold™ and so that's the best i can do

i was building my own thing based on esp32 and an e-ink panel like this one but this is simply better and cheaper than whatever i could make on my own, chinese tech keeps winning
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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solstice-posting

#art
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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My write up about ligatures and this broken joke from 2020: glennf.medium.com/dont-coffin-...
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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a slightly more optimistic card from me:
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM