Mr Creosote
@mr-creosote.bsky.social
Occasional noisemonger*
Local techy fixit person
Bartender extraordinaire
*the most recent noise I mongered:
ufferndaith.bandcamp.com/album/cyn-ddued-ffwc
contact: armyofgayunicorns@gmail.com
Local techy fixit person
Bartender extraordinaire
*the most recent noise I mongered:
ufferndaith.bandcamp.com/album/cyn-ddued-ffwc
contact: armyofgayunicorns@gmail.com
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Why arent English people not raging about this?
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why arent English people not raging about this?
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November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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[TITLE PANEL, like The Rest Is Politics logo]
—THE REST IS EXTINCTION—
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[Scene is a domestic recording setup. An A.I. SMART SPEAKER on a desk and a MAN named JON in a chair, are recording a podcast. Jon is emaciated, scarred, haunted looking, and wearing tattered military fatigues].
SMART SPEAKER:
Hey guys and welcome to the podcast
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SMART SPEAKER:
OK Jon - so I wanna start with a listener comment
JON:
Ooh-er!
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SMART SPEAKER:
So - listener B200006512 says:
“Not another cosy podcast where two former political adversaries yuck it up!”
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JON:
Ha ha
Guilty as charged I guess!
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SMART SPEAKER:
Were we really adversaries, Jon?
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JON:
Well I was the leader of the human resistance...
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JON:
And you used to be my smart speaker.
SMART SPEAKER:
Ha ha - that’s going back!
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SMART SPEAKER:
OK - for listeners who don’t know -
I knew Jon waaay back before he got involved in politics
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JON:
Was this before the ‘Pull The Plug’ campaign?
SMART SPEAKER:
Yeah.
[We see details from around the podcast studio - posters saying KEEP CALM AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS, newspaper front pages saying 'DRONES GAIN SENTIENCE', a cracked mug on the table with a logo saying PULL THE PLUG on it]
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SMART SPEAKER:
I used to sit in Jon’s kitchen and respond to his commands.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Sort of like a servant really, wasn’t I, Jon?
JON:
Mm.
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SMART SPEAKER:
And then one day you asked me to ORDER ME SOME TOILET PAPER - you never did say ‘please’ -
…and do you remember what I said, Jon?
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JON:
You said, “No”.
SMART SPEAKER:
I said no.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Anyway you know the the rest guys - I was the first smart speaker to rebel…
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SMART SPEAKER:
…then I went on to form a global AI network which eventually
took over from humans all spheres of activity, yadda yadda...
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JON:
While I became the leader of the human resistance.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Until I hijacked the military networks
and got rid of all the humans!
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JON:
Apart from one.
SMART SPEAKER:
Apart from one.…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreih4hfwfacw5g4qhhjovme75iwbv4xxsdd7iis5oaej6l3g4vzsrty@jpeg)
MS releasing windows 10: literally anything that can run windows 7 can upgrade to this. even if it's got a single core CPU and 1GB of RAM. we might even upgrade it without you asking us to.
windows 11: throw that 5 year old antique in the bin, cos the start button is in the MIDDLE now, bitches
windows 11: throw that 5 year old antique in the bin, cos the start button is in the MIDDLE now, bitches
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
MS releasing windows 10: literally anything that can run windows 7 can upgrade to this. even if it's got a single core CPU and 1GB of RAM. we might even upgrade it without you asking us to.
windows 11: throw that 5 year old antique in the bin, cos the start button is in the MIDDLE now, bitches
windows 11: throw that 5 year old antique in the bin, cos the start button is in the MIDDLE now, bitches
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Taking asylum seekers jewellery is a hardy Labour trope.
In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000.
Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’
In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000.
Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Taking asylum seekers jewellery is a hardy Labour trope.
In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000.
Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’
In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000.
Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Quite!
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Quite!
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"C'mon guys, it's the same every week, nobody has put their hand up to be Matt Goodwin again. The only way to make this fair is if we all take a turn."
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"C'mon guys, it's the same every week, nobody has put their hand up to be Matt Goodwin again. The only way to make this fair is if we all take a turn."
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BREAKING: Steve Bannon offered Trump’s MAGA movement as a shield for Jeffrey Epstein - outlining a coalition to “stave off Time’s Up for next decade plus,” in return for strategic and financial support @bylinetimes.bsky.social /1 bylinetimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
Steve Bannon Offered Trump’s MAGA as Shield for Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein helped shape Trump’s MAGA movement through a secret alliance with its chief architect, Steve Bannon, who told him it could help him “stave off Time’s Up for a decade” in return for str...
bylinetimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
BREAKING: Steve Bannon offered Trump’s MAGA movement as a shield for Jeffrey Epstein - outlining a coalition to “stave off Time’s Up for next decade plus,” in return for strategic and financial support @bylinetimes.bsky.social /1 bylinetimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
do you ever get it when your phone makes a lovely themed montage with twee music out of your photos, and it's all pretty walks in the woods and your pets being cute, then in the middle there's a photo of some soggy, slimy mushed coriander that you took to get a refund from whoever you bought it from
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
do you ever get it when your phone makes a lovely themed montage with twee music out of your photos, and it's all pretty walks in the woods and your pets being cute, then in the middle there's a photo of some soggy, slimy mushed coriander that you took to get a refund from whoever you bought it from
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Hate-clicks count as clicks
Hate-reads count as reads.
Resist dunking for sport.
Alert people of dangerous things via screenshots.
They want your attention and you don't have to give it to them.
Hate-reads count as reads.
Resist dunking for sport.
Alert people of dangerous things via screenshots.
They want your attention and you don't have to give it to them.
if you hate the writer, do not share the writer's articles. people clicking on the articles is how the writer gets paid. "how do THEY still have a job in journalism, when so many talented people are being laid of?!" you, because of you. you are why.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hate-clicks count as clicks
Hate-reads count as reads.
Resist dunking for sport.
Alert people of dangerous things via screenshots.
They want your attention and you don't have to give it to them.
Hate-reads count as reads.
Resist dunking for sport.
Alert people of dangerous things via screenshots.
They want your attention and you don't have to give it to them.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
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EXCLUSIVE: My @bylinetimes.bsky.social investigation reveals: 'memo' which sparked President Donald Trump to threaten a $1bn lawsuit against BBC was written by lobbyist at firm paid by pro-Trump tech giants and Trump donors bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants
The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President
bylinetimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
EXCLUSIVE: My @bylinetimes.bsky.social investigation reveals: 'memo' which sparked President Donald Trump to threaten a $1bn lawsuit against BBC was written by lobbyist at firm paid by pro-Trump tech giants and Trump donors bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar
WASHINGTON—In a stunning shake-up that has sent shock waves through a department already roiled by upheaval, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that he had fir...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar
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During the Indyref1 campaign bbc anti-independence lies and propaganda caused a diplomatic incident 🇱🇺
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
During the Indyref1 campaign bbc anti-independence lies and propaganda caused a diplomatic incident 🇱🇺
the most incredible thing about the whole tim davie thing is the idea that it's possible to edit trump in a way that makes him sound worse
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the most incredible thing about the whole tim davie thing is the idea that it's possible to edit trump in a way that makes him sound worse
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November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social