@mpguajardo.bsky.social
Science nerd, feminist, nature-loving goofball.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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In keeping w “Kavanaugh Stops,” let’s call these Kennedy Pox.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In keeping w “Kavanaugh Stops,” let’s call these Kennedy Pox.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Banana slug
Western pond turtle
Gray fox
Coyote
Mountain lion
Banana slug
Western pond turtle
Gray fox
Coyote
Mountain lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Mountain Lion
Bobcat
California Condor
Wood Scorpion
Velvet Ant
Mountain Lion
Bobcat
California Condor
Wood Scorpion
Velvet Ant
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Resplendent quetzal
Ohlone tiger beetle
Blue whale
Northern elephant seal
Southern sea otter 🦦
Resplendent quetzal
Ohlone tiger beetle
Blue whale
Northern elephant seal
Southern sea otter 🦦
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Banana slug
Western pond turtle
Gray fox
Coyote
Mountain lion
Banana slug
Western pond turtle
Gray fox
Coyote
Mountain lion
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The president has sworn to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The president has sworn to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
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Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
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Make America Vote Again!
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Make America Vote Again!
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It’s Election Day with critical races in several states. This is the first general election where voters get to tell Donald Trump what they think of him so far. Don’t miss your chance to make your voice heard! Vote like your country depends on it. Because it does.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s Election Day with critical races in several states. This is the first general election where voters get to tell Donald Trump what they think of him so far. Don’t miss your chance to make your voice heard! Vote like your country depends on it. Because it does.
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For millions of Americans, today will bring the chance to be heard.
If there's an election where you live, then you get to send a message on the policies and leadership you believe in - and begin changing the trajectory of this country.
If there's an election where you live, then you get to send a message on the policies and leadership you believe in - and begin changing the trajectory of this country.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For millions of Americans, today will bring the chance to be heard.
If there's an election where you live, then you get to send a message on the policies and leadership you believe in - and begin changing the trajectory of this country.
If there's an election where you live, then you get to send a message on the policies and leadership you believe in - and begin changing the trajectory of this country.
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The best place to sit at any bar is wherever you can hear the bartender and their best server friend talk shit
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The best place to sit at any bar is wherever you can hear the bartender and their best server friend talk shit
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.
It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.
It corrupts our political system every day.
It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.
It corrupts our political system every day.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.
It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.
It corrupts our political system every day.
It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.
It corrupts our political system every day.
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
Mabel feat. JD Vance eyeliner.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mabel feat. JD Vance eyeliner.
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We have an alternative.
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We have an alternative.
Other countries are reporting it, why not ours?
Is it just me, or does it seem the press is actually and completely terrified to report about Donald Trump's physical and mental health the way it would have if anyone else were president?
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Other countries are reporting it, why not ours?
I’ve found it: the most perfect fern ever
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’ve found it: the most perfect fern ever
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Republicans this week:
"If I intentionally drive this vehicle off a cliff, it will be the fault of the people in the car that didn't have control of the steering wheel."
"If I intentionally drive this vehicle off a cliff, it will be the fault of the people in the car that didn't have control of the steering wheel."
September 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Republicans this week:
"If I intentionally drive this vehicle off a cliff, it will be the fault of the people in the car that didn't have control of the steering wheel."
"If I intentionally drive this vehicle off a cliff, it will be the fault of the people in the car that didn't have control of the steering wheel."
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RFK: we’re making America healthy again
AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?!
RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer
AMERICA: oh okay
AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?!
RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer
AMERICA: oh okay
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
RFK: we’re making America healthy again
AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?!
RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer
AMERICA: oh okay
AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?!
RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer
AMERICA: oh okay
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If monopoly was invented today the tokens would be like a labubu, a nice pair of crocs, a cybertruck, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a Stanley cup, and a mini goldendoodle, and the players would just go around the board paying rent until everybody loses
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If monopoly was invented today the tokens would be like a labubu, a nice pair of crocs, a cybertruck, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a Stanley cup, and a mini goldendoodle, and the players would just go around the board paying rent until everybody loses
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The trail gives you nothing for free
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The trail gives you nothing for free
Hero in heels!👠
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hero in heels!👠