@mpguajardo.bsky.social
Science nerd, feminist, nature-loving goofball.
His makeup artist is just as incompetent as the rest of his cabinet.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
His makeup artist is just as incompetent as the rest of his cabinet.
Who pays for all these car windows ICE is crashing? Does your insurance company call Kristi Noem and file a claim on your behalf? Or do you end up having to pay not only for the mental damage but the physical as well?
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Who pays for all these car windows ICE is crashing? Does your insurance company call Kristi Noem and file a claim on your behalf? Or do you end up having to pay not only for the mental damage but the physical as well?
Didn’t I see these in the book section at the Dollar Store?
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Didn’t I see these in the book section at the Dollar Store?
That’s your guy Cassidy. You clapped that shackle on your own leg. Own him!
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That’s your guy Cassidy. You clapped that shackle on your own leg. Own him!
Oooh I love this energy! Henceforth all billionaires shall monthly donate 20% of their wealth to my favorite charities!
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oooh I love this energy! Henceforth all billionaires shall monthly donate 20% of their wealth to my favorite charities!
Day 3 is just about where the trash can gets fed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Day 3 is just about where the trash can gets fed.
Did somebody pre-chew the turkey before serving???
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Did somebody pre-chew the turkey before serving???
Bravo execs need to get serious about cast/crew leaking storylines! Termination if found guilty!
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bravo execs need to get serious about cast/crew leaking storylines! Termination if found guilty!
The thought of an exodus of Republicans and Johnson losing his gavel makes me absolutely giddy with delight!
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The thought of an exodus of Republicans and Johnson losing his gavel makes me absolutely giddy with delight!
Wasn’t she sentenced to 6.5 years?? How is she getting out so early?
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wasn’t she sentenced to 6.5 years?? How is she getting out so early?
That brain worm needs to turn itself off, wait 10 seconds, and turn itself back on.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That brain worm needs to turn itself off, wait 10 seconds, and turn itself back on.
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The president has sworn to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The president has sworn to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
He has broken his oath
and must be impeached, removed, and barred from ever holding any federal office.
He’s already been impeached, and yet here we are, stuck with him again.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
He’s already been impeached, and yet here we are, stuck with him again.
Also his nose did not visibly grow.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Also his nose did not visibly grow.
Teach a man to fish and guess what’s gonna be front and center on his Hinge profile!
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Teach a man to fish and guess what’s gonna be front and center on his Hinge profile!
They can put out cell phone footage when there’s no one threatening lawsuits, if you catch my drift.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They can put out cell phone footage when there’s no one threatening lawsuits, if you catch my drift.
That’s one of those books I wish I hadn’t read yet so I could read it all over again anew.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That’s one of those books I wish I hadn’t read yet so I could read it all over again anew.
…and knows the history and where all the bodies are buried 🤫
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
…and knows the history and where all the bodies are buried 🤫