motzenballer
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Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
· Apr 24
Hi friends! Go check out HostaSky, a feed dedicated to hostas. Great way to find other gardeners or hosta weirdos like me!
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
this is the type of AuDHD i have
H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is the type of AuDHD i have
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In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
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Michigan communities are pushing back on massive data-center projects, citing huge energy use, water strain, and few permanent jobs. From Saline Township to Kalkaska, local resistance is growing as residents question whether the trade-offs are worth it.
Commentary from Rick Haglund
Commentary from Rick Haglund
Data centers, widely opposed, might not be long for this world • Michigan Advance
Record-setting economic development projects aren’t what they used to be. New auto assembly plants create thousands of new jobs and generally receive an enthusiastic welcome in Michigan, which prizes ...
michiganadvance.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Michigan communities are pushing back on massive data-center projects, citing huge energy use, water strain, and few permanent jobs. From Saline Township to Kalkaska, local resistance is growing as residents question whether the trade-offs are worth it.
Commentary from Rick Haglund
Commentary from Rick Haglund
me every morning in the mirror
Paul Rudd in Wanderlust
YouTube video by The Official_Account
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
me every morning in the mirror
no med sunday is kind of a fun day i guess?? if you enjoy lots of screeching noises???
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
no med sunday is kind of a fun day i guess?? if you enjoy lots of screeching noises???
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The Henry Ford Museum will offer free admission and free parking on December 1 to honor the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ brave choice to stay seated on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.
Story from Jackson Coleman
Story from Jackson Coleman
The Henry Ford offering free admission exhibit marking 70th anniversary of Bus Boycott • Michigan Advance
The Henry Ford Museum will offer free admission and free parking on December 1 to honor the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ brave choice to stay seated on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama. The moment bec...
michiganadvance.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Henry Ford Museum will offer free admission and free parking on December 1 to honor the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ brave choice to stay seated on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.
Story from Jackson Coleman
Story from Jackson Coleman
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making small talk after the cousin walk
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
making small talk after the cousin walk
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Cousin Walk precedes Racist Uncle which leads to Brother What Are You Talking About Your Wife Is Cheating On You which leads to Mom Offering Pie
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
The other thing Americans consume in record numbers on Thanksgiving: marijuana
At a Maryland cannabis dispensary on ‘Green Wednesday,’ a day that has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales, one product sold out in 15 minutes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Cousin Walk precedes Racist Uncle which leads to Brother What Are You Talking About Your Wife Is Cheating On You which leads to Mom Offering Pie
POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys!!! Making the mashed potatoes as always. Anything carb related, I got it
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys!!! Making the mashed potatoes as always. Anything carb related, I got it
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
the wind here in the detroit area is fucking brutal tonight. we walked into town and boy howdy that sucked ass
Just took the dogs out for a quick walk in the backyard… it’s only 32°, which isn’t so bad… but that wind is brutal.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the wind here in the detroit area is fucking brutal tonight. we walked into town and boy howdy that sucked ass
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This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This should be a new fairy tale
michigan politics is special and you can never take that from us
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
michigan politics is special and you can never take that from us
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What is the charge? Making a post? A wonderful Garfield post?
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What is the charge? Making a post? A wonderful Garfield post?
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Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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technically, i’m not a member as i let that lapse & don’t pay dues
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
technically, i’m not a member as i let that lapse & don’t pay dues
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
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Snitch tagging a politician because you think someone was mean to another poster is WILD work lmfao
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Snitch tagging a politician because you think someone was mean to another poster is WILD work lmfao
luv when CVS sits on my ADHD med scripts instead of filling them, especially when i got other scripts to pick up!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
luv when CVS sits on my ADHD med scripts instead of filling them, especially when i got other scripts to pick up!!
its wild how the AI supporters are all just the most mediocre people in their fields coalescing around a technology that they think makes them suck less, but in fact makes it obvious to those who don't suck that the AI people do, in fact, suck
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
its wild how the AI supporters are all just the most mediocre people in their fields coalescing around a technology that they think makes them suck less, but in fact makes it obvious to those who don't suck that the AI people do, in fact, suck