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motzenballer
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Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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Hi friends! Go check out HostaSky, a feed dedicated to hostas. Great way to find other gardeners or hosta weirdos like me!
I love Criminal Minds because there’s serial murdering and cops arresting The Unsub set to fucking Coldplay
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!

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November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
comrade garfield
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!

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November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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He was all 😀 until he was 🤜🫨
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I pulled the video from Facebook to post it directly on here. (Thanks to @grenadine.bsky.social for posting the Facebook link!)

Border Patrol abducted someone after apparently tasing them in the street at the corner of 10 Mile (eastbound I-696 service drive) and Roanoke in Oak Park, Michigan.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i still find it weird that sansevieria (snake plants) got reclassified as dracaena. i get that their genetics are similar enough that they SHOULD be classified together in one sense, but look at the plants. They are extremely, wildly different plants. I think science can figure this one out better
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One of the weirder things about living in this age is how many people don’t really understand AI, and subsequently hate on weird stuff like voice to text. “You’re using an AI voiceover” no homie that’s called text to speech and it’s been around longer than you have, calm down
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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“If the roles are reversed and our people are not having treaty obligations met by the U.S., then why are we still participating in a system that harms us?” Meredith Migizi, the executive director of indigenous advocacy organization Miigwech, Inc., asked.

Story by @kdailey.bsky.social
After SNAP lapse, Michigan tribal officials and advocates reaffirm the need for food sovereignty • Michigan Advance
Amid November’s honoring of Native American Heritage Month — a time when many communities reflect on the responsibilities embedded in ancestral teachings —Meredith Migizi, the executive director of in...
michiganadvance.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Day two of working at Ferndale’s Jingle and Mingle market was great, hung out with a lady and her daughter for like four hours. She was an absolute hoot and her daughter was real cool. It was also fun remembering how much a community there is around these events, I’m definitely becoming Known
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I will never vote for Paul Frazee.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Yes, iPad Minis exist to satisfy an incel mindset.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I want to stress to all my followers and anyone who reads this, doing stuff like donation drives and on the ground volunteering where you can see other’s generosity, it will absolutely warm you to the core. It will make you know there’s a common human thread we can pull upon. It’s now’s antidote
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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you hosted cosmos.... is kramer not a cosmo? where was his ep? suspicious @neildegrassetyson.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Volunteered at Ferndale’s Jingle and Mingle market today taking donations for our local free clinic and the local pantry, and holy SHIT people gave an incredible amount of money. Like a seriously heart warming amount
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
go check this out!!! learning about what happened in detroit is informative but also enlightening in explaining how we got where we are today
Detroit once operated three municipal farmers' markets simultaneously. This week’s video is on the Chene Ferry Market and how it was systematically destroyed in the 1980s. Check it out: youtu.be/9OLSKVmQBCI
How Detroit Killed A Neighborhood | Chene-Ferry Market
YouTube video by This Building Matters
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Detroit once operated three municipal farmers' markets simultaneously. This week’s video is on the Chene Ferry Market and how it was systematically destroyed in the 1980s. Check it out: youtu.be/9OLSKVmQBCI
How Detroit Killed A Neighborhood | Chene-Ferry Market
YouTube video by This Building Matters
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love getting great news but I also got bad news so that sucks. But also there was good news and that’s cool!!! But also bad news too, so that’s not cool. But good news!
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Now That's A Track You Won't Click Vol 56 - So, the man who used to play Meat Loaf is dead but no one has picked up the mantle. My argument is the queer community should take up that mantle and make Meat Loaf a trans icon. He would've wanted that
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
YouTube video by Meat Loaf - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the whole blue wave stuff was worth it for Martha alone. She's an absolute gem, an icon
This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i think it's fuckin hilarious as someone who does work management for a living that @aaron.bsky.team has a team that is OVER A MONTH BEHIND on tickets and doesn't seem to think that's too big of a problem. man i wish i could fail at my job as spectacularly as you do
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM