motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
· Apr 24
Hi friends! Go check out HostaSky, a feed dedicated to hostas. Great way to find other gardeners or hosta weirdos like me!
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uwu pwesident nyah 🐱
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
uwu pwesident nyah 🐱
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Dawn of the third day 72 hours remain
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Dawn of the third day 72 hours remain
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SLUGGO’S
NO DRAB GAB
TUESDAY
NO DRAB GAB
TUESDAY
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
SLUGGO’S
NO DRAB GAB
TUESDAY
NO DRAB GAB
TUESDAY
the only public torrents i ever intend on seeding past like 1.0 to 1.5 ratio are the Ernest movies
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
the only public torrents i ever intend on seeding past like 1.0 to 1.5 ratio are the Ernest movies
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i saw a tiktok about how leading a country to war on false pretenses in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
i saw a tiktok about how leading a country to war on false pretenses in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it
I’m so excited for Michael Rapaport to put himself in the public spotlight even more because it always ends so well
Did we see this? V funny.
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
Michael Rapaport is running for New York mayor in 2029 to save city from 'evil' Zohran Mamdani
Michael Rapaport has announced his candidacy for mayor of New York City, citing his desire to oppose the 'evil' Zohran Mamdani, who he believes will 'supersede all our fears.'
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I’m so excited for Michael Rapaport to put himself in the public spotlight even more because it always ends so well
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@ohdems.bsky.social can you explain to Ohioans why 2 of the top 7 jobs in Ohio leadership are running unopposed by anyone in the Democratic Party? Why didn't we have a candidate for State Auditor and State Treasurer? What are you doing? Was this an oversight?
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
@ohdems.bsky.social can you explain to Ohioans why 2 of the top 7 jobs in Ohio leadership are running unopposed by anyone in the Democratic Party? Why didn't we have a candidate for State Auditor and State Treasurer? What are you doing? Was this an oversight?
I love how Law and Order Criminal Intent is just the downright weirdest of the bunch by a country mile. Vince Thenafrio just goes full Nic Cage nonstop
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I love how Law and Order Criminal Intent is just the downright weirdest of the bunch by a country mile. Vince Thenafrio just goes full Nic Cage nonstop
Vaxxed?
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
The condition is rare but a University of Illinois Chicago found the number of diagnosed cases jumped seven-fold from 2016 to 2022.
trib.al
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Vaxxed?
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Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt
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why though?
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
why though?
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Sesame Street is better than Harry Potter.
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Sesame Street is better than Harry Potter.
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Just beat off. It’s so simple. Just stroke your shit until you bust and afterwards you’ll be like ‘damn thank god I decided against zappin my Gooch’
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Just beat off. It’s so simple. Just stroke your shit until you bust and afterwards you’ll be like ‘damn thank god I decided against zappin my Gooch’
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How Isabelle got pragnet
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
How Isabelle got pragnet
me trying to get the posters on this website to do something else
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
me trying to get the posters on this website to do something else
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When you think of it, civility is sacrilegious and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Dengist movement should seek to abolish it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
When you think of it, civility is sacrilegious and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Dengist movement should seek to abolish it.
i'm muting everyone on this site except for mutuals and @horsedisc.bsky.social because i don't think i need to hear any opinions other than those from now on
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i'm muting everyone on this site except for mutuals and @horsedisc.bsky.social because i don't think i need to hear any opinions other than those from now on
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some of y’all have internalized aphobia against moral minors who look like they were caught in a time warp, mid-1956 and it shows ♻️
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
some of y’all have internalized aphobia against moral minors who look like they were caught in a time warp, mid-1956 and it shows ♻️
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when I was in the bazaar in Sarajevo I saw a disconcerting amount of AI slop souvenirs (shirts, totes, trays, etc)... people are talking about slop merch making their way to dealer tables at fan conventions in the States, but I think the problem is about to be much much bigger than that :(
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
when I was in the bazaar in Sarajevo I saw a disconcerting amount of AI slop souvenirs (shirts, totes, trays, etc)... people are talking about slop merch making their way to dealer tables at fan conventions in the States, but I think the problem is about to be much much bigger than that :(
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What in the absolute fuck is going on.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
What in the absolute fuck is going on.
I'm going back to Toivola this summer I swear to f*cking god
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I'm going back to Toivola this summer I swear to f*cking god
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
overall, whitmer has been a disappointment, i'll just come out and say it
For more than a decade, Krystal Clark has warned that mold inside Michigan’s only women’s prison is killing her. A federal judge found conditions at the prison so severe they may violate the Constitution.
Michigan inmate with mold illness begs Gov. Whitmer to save her life - Detroit Metro Times
For more than a decade, Krystal Clark has warned that mold inside Michigan’s only women’s prison is killing her.Now, she is pleading directly to the people with the power to free her.In a 13-minute au...
www.metrotimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
overall, whitmer has been a disappointment, i'll just come out and say it
lunch time global in downtown detroit is easily one of the most underrated sandwich shops in SE MI
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
lunch time global in downtown detroit is easily one of the most underrated sandwich shops in SE MI