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AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
i hadn't been to a catholic mass in like a decade, so that was interesting! got to hear the bells toll 29 times, was a really neat experience. Mariner's Church was packed to the gills, overflow was full and there were people waiting outside. I got lucky and got front and center!
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i hadn't been to a catholic mass in like a decade, so that was interesting! got to hear the bells toll 29 times, was a really neat experience. Mariner's Church was packed to the gills, overflow was full and there were people waiting outside. I got lucky and got front and center!
@propublica.org you don't need to give me credit for this work, it was marc's mother who did the hard work
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@propublica.org you don't need to give me credit for this work, it was marc's mother who did the hard work
Voter 282 at 6:28pm!! Got to vote for my friend Laura and my new buddy Eddie! Really crossing my fingers hard for these two!
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Voter 282 at 6:28pm!! Got to vote for my friend Laura and my new buddy Eddie! Really crossing my fingers hard for these two!
@grenadine.bsky.social tell me it’s stuck!!! Looks suspiciously close to the position of the last ship that got stuck by Belle Isle
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@grenadine.bsky.social tell me it’s stuck!!! Looks suspiciously close to the position of the last ship that got stuck by Belle Isle
OSHA inspector Biscuit making sure the work gets done well! I’ve got a little more work to do on the shelves but the bulk of the work is done! Barn wood from the barn at the childhood home, one of the boards is even all fucked up from the raccoon we adopted once upon a time. LOVE IT!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
OSHA inspector Biscuit making sure the work gets done well! I’ve got a little more work to do on the shelves but the bulk of the work is done! Barn wood from the barn at the childhood home, one of the boards is even all fucked up from the raccoon we adopted once upon a time. LOVE IT!!!
Proper send off to an era. Love you Danny’s, you’ve been there for me whenever I needed you
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Proper send off to an era. Love you Danny’s, you’ve been there for me whenever I needed you
Happy Sunday fam! Here’s a pic I snapped with my parents at the protest today, shared with their permission. We had a good time, got to chat with them about different political subjects. Blessed to have such great parents who are still open to learning and changing their lives for the better!!!
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy Sunday fam! Here’s a pic I snapped with my parents at the protest today, shared with their permission. We had a good time, got to chat with them about different political subjects. Blessed to have such great parents who are still open to learning and changing their lives for the better!!!
Okay I have to make good on my promise. Here’s the video, if do it again in a heartbeat. Only I would 100% be wearing swim shoes because it is SO ROCKY
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Okay I have to make good on my promise. Here’s the video, if do it again in a heartbeat. Only I would 100% be wearing swim shoes because it is SO ROCKY
Good morning fam! Thinking of adopting the forest dog and bringing it home with me. Not sure if the cats would be cool with it tho. Anywho up north is wonderful and fall-like and we are having a blast! Hope you all have a good weekend!
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Good morning fam! Thinking of adopting the forest dog and bringing it home with me. Not sure if the cats would be cool with it tho. Anywho up north is wonderful and fall-like and we are having a blast! Hope you all have a good weekend!
Happy Friday everyone! Rocking my favorite @roryblank.bsky.social and visiting my favorite I-75 rest stop on the way up north. It’s gonna be BEAUTIFULLY fall up here. Love you all and hope you have a wonderful weekend!!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Friday everyone! Rocking my favorite @roryblank.bsky.social and visiting my favorite I-75 rest stop on the way up north. It’s gonna be BEAUTIFULLY fall up here. Love you all and hope you have a wonderful weekend!!!
Yeah finishing this comically large beer then going home to sob tears similar to the “rain” today
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yeah finishing this comically large beer then going home to sob tears similar to the “rain” today
And here we are today!!! I connected a walkway down the side of the garage with the driveway, added a path to the gate to our neighbor’s yard, got some annuals and perennials planted, hangers for a basket and made their beds look good. So happy with it!!!!!
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And here we are today!!! I connected a walkway down the side of the garage with the driveway, added a path to the gate to our neighbor’s yard, got some annuals and perennials planted, hangers for a basket and made their beds look good. So happy with it!!!!!
And here’s a couple of pics post fence removal. Note how much extra room I gained taking that fence down. I added two beds pictured here in the front and a HUGE one in the back. First pic is from end of summer 2024, second two are early summer 2025.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And here’s a couple of pics post fence removal. Note how much extra room I gained taking that fence down. I added two beds pictured here in the front and a HUGE one in the back. First pic is from end of summer 2024, second two are early summer 2025.
So last spring, my neighbor got his fence replaced and after chatting, we decided to take my fence down because it had an awkward half foot gap because the previous owners at my place were weirdos. So here’s pre-fence removal
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So last spring, my neighbor got his fence replaced and after chatting, we decided to take my fence down because it had an awkward half foot gap because the previous owners at my place were weirdos. So here’s pre-fence removal
Good morning friends! Decided to treat myself to my favorite tradition in office, Iggy’s Eggies in the Park. Campus Martius today. Great way to start my day. Hope you have a great one!
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning friends! Decided to treat myself to my favorite tradition in office, Iggy’s Eggies in the Park. Campus Martius today. Great way to start my day. Hope you have a great one!
Saw this on Facebook the other day and figured I would share here for my Detroit friends. Links below. Definitely gonna check this out, my mom used to take me to powwows in an effort to help me learn and appreciate native culture. Hoping I can wrangle her into going with me!!!
September 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Saw this on Facebook the other day and figured I would share here for my Detroit friends. Links below. Definitely gonna check this out, my mom used to take me to powwows in an effort to help me learn and appreciate native culture. Hoping I can wrangle her into going with me!!!
mollz wtf does this mean. it's mostly accurate but like my memory is shit (weed)
September 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
mollz wtf does this mean. it's mostly accurate but like my memory is shit (weed)
Bluesky helped me figure out that I own a European Wild Cat. Biscuit the Wild Cat
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bluesky helped me figure out that I own a European Wild Cat. Biscuit the Wild Cat
Reppin my 8 Mile Gas Station Special for the season opener!! Excited to see the Lions kick the shit out of everyone in new and exciting ways!!!
September 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reppin my 8 Mile Gas Station Special for the season opener!! Excited to see the Lions kick the shit out of everyone in new and exciting ways!!!
Good morning fam! Already had therapy and got bagels this morning, so we’re off to a good start. Here’s what I got finished yesterday, focusing on getting my garage reorganized today. Hope you all have an excellent hump day!
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good morning fam! Already had therapy and got bagels this morning, so we’re off to a good start. Here’s what I got finished yesterday, focusing on getting my garage reorganized today. Hope you all have an excellent hump day!
Me and my euphorbia ammak variegata are here you fuckaas bitch
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me and my euphorbia ammak variegata are here you fuckaas bitch