Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing
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A lazy rascal, spending his substance, and more, in riotous living.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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Melians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us!
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Melians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us!
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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It's a shame John le Carré isn't with us anymore. The prestige drama adapted from the award winning book that he would have written inspired by this that no one actually read would be so good
The head of MI5 asked Kash Patel to protect the job of a London FBI agent, who dealt with surveillance tech that British security would need to monitor a new embassy China wants to build in London, U.S. officials said. After Patel agreed to fund the agent's role, the job is now slated to disappear.
F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It
The episode has contributed to concerns among intelligence allies that Kash Patel, brash and partisan, is also unpredictable and even unreliable.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's a shame John le Carré isn't with us anymore. The prestige drama adapted from the award winning book that he would have written inspired by this that no one actually read would be so good
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
What's the charge? Throwing a sandwich? A succulent subway sandwich?
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What's the charge? Throwing a sandwich? A succulent subway sandwich?
What better way to honor Dick Cheney's memory than start a pointless and illegal war?
Five-byline alert:
“.. The Trump admin has developed a range of options for military action in Venezuela, including direct attacks on military units that protect .. Maduro and moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields, according to multiple U.S. officials
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
“.. The Trump admin has developed a range of options for military action in Venezuela, including direct attacks on military units that protect .. Maduro and moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields, according to multiple U.S. officials
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What better way to honor Dick Cheney's memory than start a pointless and illegal war?
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"I was there when the strength of men failed"
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"I was there when the strength of men failed"
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This made more sense in my head
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This made more sense in my head
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
Attention I ask from all the sacred people, greater and lesser offspring of Heimdall! Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
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"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"
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So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
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September 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.
rightwingers driving around pissing themselves off that businesses don’t have their flags at half mast is maybe one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
I think there are a lot of answers that have already been floated around here, and I've even offered some myself, but I did want to sharpen the question a bit.
September 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means