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Abortion bans have killed another woman in Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
www.propublica.org
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Abortion bans have killed another woman in Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
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IN A STUNNING VIDEO, veterans who are now serving as Members of Congress advise that those in the military and intelligence services are obligated to refuse illegal orders.
Speaking as a veteran, I never expected such a message from Congress to be necessary in my lifetime.
But here we are.
Speaking as a veteran, I never expected such a message from Congress to be necessary in my lifetime.
But here we are.
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
IN A STUNNING VIDEO, veterans who are now serving as Members of Congress advise that those in the military and intelligence services are obligated to refuse illegal orders.
Speaking as a veteran, I never expected such a message from Congress to be necessary in my lifetime.
But here we are.
Speaking as a veteran, I never expected such a message from Congress to be necessary in my lifetime.
But here we are.
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Canadian folk, what’s up with this Christmas tradition?
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Canadian folk, what’s up with this Christmas tradition?
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
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#StayReadyCrew
I’m starting my annual reminders of turkey thaw times.
Some of y’all might be surprised that you should be starting TODAY 😂
I say this because you’ll want to give yourself time to season the turkey for a day or 2. Nobody wants an unseasoned or dry turkey.
I’m starting my annual reminders of turkey thaw times.
Some of y’all might be surprised that you should be starting TODAY 😂
I say this because you’ll want to give yourself time to season the turkey for a day or 2. Nobody wants an unseasoned or dry turkey.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#StayReadyCrew
I’m starting my annual reminders of turkey thaw times.
Some of y’all might be surprised that you should be starting TODAY 😂
I say this because you’ll want to give yourself time to season the turkey for a day or 2. Nobody wants an unseasoned or dry turkey.
I’m starting my annual reminders of turkey thaw times.
Some of y’all might be surprised that you should be starting TODAY 😂
I say this because you’ll want to give yourself time to season the turkey for a day or 2. Nobody wants an unseasoned or dry turkey.
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Most Democrats will tell you the system is broken. I’m the only one running who lives it. Scooping ice cream to pay the bills while managing a US Senate campaign.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Most Democrats will tell you the system is broken. I’m the only one running who lives it. Scooping ice cream to pay the bills while managing a US Senate campaign.
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Never hand your unlocked phone to a cop.
Never.
Never.
Illinois Rolls Out Digital Driver's Licenses, ID Cards blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/18/i...
Illinois Rolls Out Digital Driver's Licenses, ID Cards
Illinois residents will soon be able to present a digital ID to get through airport security or buy alcohol (at participating stores). The feature rolls out to Apple users Wednesday and will later be…
blockclubchicago.org
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Never hand your unlocked phone to a cop.
Never.
Never.
I suppose I could finish the cloak and vest and have a portrait of the Invisible man and then finish Monroe’s portrait.
WIP of my Monroe portrait. I think I spent 4 hours on it tonight. Do not know where the time went.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I suppose I could finish the cloak and vest and have a portrait of the Invisible man and then finish Monroe’s portrait.
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
WIP of my Monroe portrait. I think I spent 4 hours on it tonight. Do not know where the time went.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
WIP of my Monroe portrait. I think I spent 4 hours on it tonight. Do not know where the time went.
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Both parties are not the same
The Democratic Women’s Caucus is demanding the release of any pregnant, postpartum and nursing immigrants who are being held by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and who don’t pose a security risk. #USA 19thnews.org/2025/11/demo...
Democratic Women’s Caucus demands release of pregnant immigrants in ICE detention
“The inhumane treatment of pregnant women by the administration is shameful,” the lawmakers wrote in a letter to ICE leadership.
19thnews.org
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Both parties are not the same
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Massive fire in Saganoseki in Oita, Japan, has spread to over 170 buildings with over 100 people forced to evacuate, per NHK.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Massive fire in Saganoseki in Oita, Japan, has spread to over 170 buildings with over 100 people forced to evacuate, per NHK.
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You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
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Black Kos: Black women and deadly, racist maternal health care
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Black Kos: Black women and deadly, racist maternal health care
Malcolm X had it right about Black women Commentary by Black Kos Editor Denise Oliver-Velez Looking at the viral video of a Black pregnant woman screaming in pain (posted below) I heard these ...
www.dailykos.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Black Kos: Black women and deadly, racist maternal health care
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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I used to feel bad about the possibility that my writing had worsened after sustaining Brain Damage but after reading both Nuzzi/Lizza offerings I actually think I’m going to start renegotiating my rates
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I used to feel bad about the possibility that my writing had worsened after sustaining Brain Damage but after reading both Nuzzi/Lizza offerings I actually think I’m going to start renegotiating my rates
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Dear Democrats:
I know you really want to impress pasty GenZ ClockAppers, but no, our tent is not big enough for
Marjorie Traitor Greene who praised the 1/6 terrorists
Men with totenkopf tattoos
Racists
Misogynists
Rape apologists
Hamas supporters
If you want that, go the GOP.
I know you really want to impress pasty GenZ ClockAppers, but no, our tent is not big enough for
Marjorie Traitor Greene who praised the 1/6 terrorists
Men with totenkopf tattoos
Racists
Misogynists
Rape apologists
Hamas supporters
If you want that, go the GOP.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dear Democrats:
I know you really want to impress pasty GenZ ClockAppers, but no, our tent is not big enough for
Marjorie Traitor Greene who praised the 1/6 terrorists
Men with totenkopf tattoos
Racists
Misogynists
Rape apologists
Hamas supporters
If you want that, go the GOP.
I know you really want to impress pasty GenZ ClockAppers, but no, our tent is not big enough for
Marjorie Traitor Greene who praised the 1/6 terrorists
Men with totenkopf tattoos
Racists
Misogynists
Rape apologists
Hamas supporters
If you want that, go the GOP.
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I wish we had more classes for men on "how to not be creeps or abusive or violent towards women or rapey" so we didn't have to have so many classes for women on "how to defend yourself from creeps, abusive/violent men, and rapists".
Ugh. Sigh.
Ugh. Sigh.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wish we had more classes for men on "how to not be creeps or abusive or violent towards women or rapey" so we didn't have to have so many classes for women on "how to defend yourself from creeps, abusive/violent men, and rapists".
Ugh. Sigh.
Ugh. Sigh.
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Russia has reportedly completed preparations for a large-scale combined strike expected within the next 48h. Key threats include up to 84 Kh-101 missiles from Tu-95MS/Tu-160 bombers, 36 Kalibr cruise missiles, MiG-31Ks with Kinzhal capability, and Iskander systems.
(Noelreports)
(Noelreports)
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Russia has reportedly completed preparations for a large-scale combined strike expected within the next 48h. Key threats include up to 84 Kh-101 missiles from Tu-95MS/Tu-160 bombers, 36 Kalibr cruise missiles, MiG-31Ks with Kinzhal capability, and Iskander systems.
(Noelreports)
(Noelreports)
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I was the network admin at cloudfare until last week when they cut my position bc "Grok can do your job". Texted my old boss, it seems he was updating DNS using directions Grok gave him, and now he can't get online.
looks like the servers went down at cloudflare, where i work as the server guy. not to worry, i will know how to fix it as soon as i ask chatgpt what to do
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was the network admin at cloudfare until last week when they cut my position bc "Grok can do your job". Texted my old boss, it seems he was updating DNS using directions Grok gave him, and now he can't get online.
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
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Both chains I'm currently, and probably forever, boycotting.
Because they are both terrible.
#BoycottTarget #BoycottStarbucks
Because they are both terrible.
#BoycottTarget #BoycottStarbucks
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Both chains I'm currently, and probably forever, boycotting.
Because they are both terrible.
#BoycottTarget #BoycottStarbucks
Because they are both terrible.
#BoycottTarget #BoycottStarbucks
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Forgive Marge Taylor Green?
Nooooope
Here’s why:
Nooooope
Here’s why:
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Forgive Marge Taylor Green?
Nooooope
Here’s why:
Nooooope
Here’s why:
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So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
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When your Jewish allies are telling you something is antisemitic, you need to listen. If we don’t root out antisemitism on the left now it will only get harder.
Hey @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social @gwensnyder.bsky.social @indivisible.org @ezralevin.bsky.social @eladn.bsky.social I liked 50501 too but FYI they posted an antisemitic conspiracy theory this morning, hid all the replies calling them out, and are now blocking the people who called them out.
I have now been blocked by 50501.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When your Jewish allies are telling you something is antisemitic, you need to listen. If we don’t root out antisemitism on the left now it will only get harder.