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@monroesmydogsimon.bsky.social
She/her
RfK jr. going to do a polar plunge
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
RfK jr. going to do a polar plunge
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María del Rosario Díaz García, the last time she heard from her son, he was traveling to Minneapolis to work at a restaurant. Now, she urgently needs assistance in retrieving his body from Nicaragua after his death in ICE detention.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 AM
María del Rosario Díaz García, the last time she heard from her son, he was traveling to Minneapolis to work at a restaurant. Now, she urgently needs assistance in retrieving his body from Nicaragua after his death in ICE detention.
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Heads up North Carolina
Heads up North Carolina
Word on the ground from two different sources now is that ICE is reserving hotels in the University area in Charlotte for around Valentine's Day.
I've heard approximately 100 reservations, but obviously that could change or be only partial.
I've heard approximately 100 reservations, but obviously that could change or be only partial.
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Heads up North Carolina
Heads up North Carolina
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I am so f’ing sick of these so-called progressives.
Vote for @jasmineforus.bsky.social or not, but stop telling me why you’re not gonna vote for her.
I already know why.
Vote for @jasmineforus.bsky.social or not, but stop telling me why you’re not gonna vote for her.
I already know why.
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I am so f’ing sick of these so-called progressives.
Vote for @jasmineforus.bsky.social or not, but stop telling me why you’re not gonna vote for her.
I already know why.
Vote for @jasmineforus.bsky.social or not, but stop telling me why you’re not gonna vote for her.
I already know why.
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*takes notes*
told someone I just met that they seem like the type of person to die in a Waymo accident and they avoided me the rest of the night
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 AM
*takes notes*
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School officials in Maine say they will not comply with a proposed agreement from President Trump’s administration that would bar transgender athletes from participating in girls’ sports.
Maine officials won’t comply with the Trump administration's trans athlete ban
The administration said earlier this month that the Maine Department of Education, Maine Principals’ Association and a high school are each in violation of Title IX because of the participation of trans athletes.
nbcnews.to
March 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
School officials in Maine say they will not comply with a proposed agreement from President Trump’s administration that would bar transgender athletes from participating in girls’ sports.
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TruTv has Soapbox derby, and this is what we need on a friday night!
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
TruTv has Soapbox derby, and this is what we need on a friday night!
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Here's what's really annoying: Everything we warned about with the GOP and MAGA and Trump has come true. Yet everyone we warned who dismissed us, mocked us, and ignored us never seem to acknowledge we were right. They never learn. They just do it again next time. And they still blame US somehow. WTF
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Here's what's really annoying: Everything we warned about with the GOP and MAGA and Trump has come true. Yet everyone we warned who dismissed us, mocked us, and ignored us never seem to acknowledge we were right. They never learn. They just do it again next time. And they still blame US somehow. WTF
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Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Allen, who were arrested and charged after a demonstration at a Minnesota church, have been released
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Allen, who were arrested and charged after a demonstration at a Minnesota church, have been released
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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this is some fox's book of martyrs shit. jesus christ.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
this is some fox's book of martyrs shit. jesus christ.
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When you have the old British rock stars forcefully speaking out on video, you know you Trump really f*cked up. #RodStewart #FTrump
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
When you have the old British rock stars forcefully speaking out on video, you know you Trump really f*cked up. #RodStewart #FTrump
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WHO removing Us Flag
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
WHO removing Us Flag
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Principled. Brave. Unshakeable. Thank you Prince Harry for always standing with courage, integrity and truth. This is what leadership looks like. 👏🪖🎖️
Article 👉 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Article 👉 www.bbc.com/news/article...
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Principled. Brave. Unshakeable. Thank you Prince Harry for always standing with courage, integrity and truth. This is what leadership looks like. 👏🪖🎖️
Article 👉 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Article 👉 www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Let me gon' head and text @donlemonofficial.bsky.social
He'd be interested in sharing my story. dailybruin.com/2026/01/13/f...
He'd be interested in sharing my story. dailybruin.com/2026/01/13/f...
Former UCLA EDI official says he was terminated over Charlie Kirk posts - Daily Bruin
This post was updated Jan. 14 at 9:31 a.m. An official in UCLA’s office of equity, diversity and inclusion said UCLA fired him Monday over social media posts in which he expressed satisfaction about t...
dailybruin.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Let me gon' head and text @donlemonofficial.bsky.social
He'd be interested in sharing my story. dailybruin.com/2026/01/13/f...
He'd be interested in sharing my story. dailybruin.com/2026/01/13/f...
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Morning, Moonbeans!
This is stuck, and we have a SNOWSTORM headed this wayyyyy! I need to order PROVISIONS, and I didn't even realize today was FRIDAY! 😭😭💀💀
Still at: $400/745 💸💕
#disabled #disability #mutualaid #snowmageddon
cash.app/$bellad0nna
This is stuck, and we have a SNOWSTORM headed this wayyyyy! I need to order PROVISIONS, and I didn't even realize today was FRIDAY! 😭😭💀💀
Still at: $400/745 💸💕
#disabled #disability #mutualaid #snowmageddon
cash.app/$bellad0nna
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Morning, Moonbeans!
This is stuck, and we have a SNOWSTORM headed this wayyyyy! I need to order PROVISIONS, and I didn't even realize today was FRIDAY! 😭😭💀💀
Still at: $400/745 💸💕
#disabled #disability #mutualaid #snowmageddon
cash.app/$bellad0nna
This is stuck, and we have a SNOWSTORM headed this wayyyyy! I need to order PROVISIONS, and I didn't even realize today was FRIDAY! 😭😭💀💀
Still at: $400/745 💸💕
#disabled #disability #mutualaid #snowmageddon
cash.app/$bellad0nna
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Under existing law, there’s a loophole where surviving families are denied the VA burial allowance if their loved one chooses to spend their final days in the comfort of their own home, instead of a VA facility. That’s just wrong. I’m proud to introduce legislation to permanently fix this injustice.
Budzinski, Bergman Introduce Legislation to Make Gerald's Law Permanent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, Congresswoman Nikki Budzinski (IL-13) and Congressman Jack Bergman (MI-01) announced the reintroduction of Gerald’s Law, legislation to permanently close a loophole in federa...
budzinski.house.gov
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Under existing law, there’s a loophole where surviving families are denied the VA burial allowance if their loved one chooses to spend their final days in the comfort of their own home, instead of a VA facility. That’s just wrong. I’m proud to introduce legislation to permanently fix this injustice.
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Barter economy BEEN going strong in the south. If you know how to do ANYTHING, you can trade on it in LA.
Need childcare? I’ll trade you hairbraiding/sew-in if you watch my kids.
Need food? Come pick these pecans/fruit in my yard cause I’m too old to.
Trading food for yard work is a BIG one
Need childcare? I’ll trade you hairbraiding/sew-in if you watch my kids.
Need food? Come pick these pecans/fruit in my yard cause I’m too old to.
Trading food for yard work is a BIG one
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Barter economy BEEN going strong in the south. If you know how to do ANYTHING, you can trade on it in LA.
Need childcare? I’ll trade you hairbraiding/sew-in if you watch my kids.
Need food? Come pick these pecans/fruit in my yard cause I’m too old to.
Trading food for yard work is a BIG one
Need childcare? I’ll trade you hairbraiding/sew-in if you watch my kids.
Need food? Come pick these pecans/fruit in my yard cause I’m too old to.
Trading food for yard work is a BIG one
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If you are a white person telling people on social media that you don't find racism disqualifying for higher office?
You are admitting you know you benefit from white supremacy and are fine with perpetuating the system.
You are part of the fucking problem.
You are admitting you know you benefit from white supremacy and are fine with perpetuating the system.
You are part of the fucking problem.
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If you are a white person telling people on social media that you don't find racism disqualifying for higher office?
You are admitting you know you benefit from white supremacy and are fine with perpetuating the system.
You are part of the fucking problem.
You are admitting you know you benefit from white supremacy and are fine with perpetuating the system.
You are part of the fucking problem.
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Nobody will forget nor forgive this.
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Nobody will forget nor forgive this.
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🤡🤡 "We will not accept their blood money."
Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, just announced it is terminating its relationship with ICE. Like Trumpty Dumpty, the agency is refusing to pay its rent, and local officials are done subsidizing their chaos.
Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, just announced it is terminating its relationship with ICE. Like Trumpty Dumpty, the agency is refusing to pay its rent, and local officials are done subsidizing their chaos.
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
🤡🤡 "We will not accept their blood money."
Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, just announced it is terminating its relationship with ICE. Like Trumpty Dumpty, the agency is refusing to pay its rent, and local officials are done subsidizing their chaos.
Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, just announced it is terminating its relationship with ICE. Like Trumpty Dumpty, the agency is refusing to pay its rent, and local officials are done subsidizing their chaos.
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. @abbyphillip00.bsky.social should have me on to discuss UCLA firing me, a DEI official, over posts about Charlie Kirk.
I happen to be a higher ed lawyer with tons of 1st Amendment experience, even at UCLA, where I literally helped write university speech policies.
Project 2025 is thriving.
I happen to be a higher ed lawyer with tons of 1st Amendment experience, even at UCLA, where I literally helped write university speech policies.
Project 2025 is thriving.
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
. @abbyphillip00.bsky.social should have me on to discuss UCLA firing me, a DEI official, over posts about Charlie Kirk.
I happen to be a higher ed lawyer with tons of 1st Amendment experience, even at UCLA, where I literally helped write university speech policies.
Project 2025 is thriving.
I happen to be a higher ed lawyer with tons of 1st Amendment experience, even at UCLA, where I literally helped write university speech policies.
Project 2025 is thriving.
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important to note if you’re attending the march downtown and don’t want to or can’t go in target center if you’re carrying things that are banned by their policy! which is VERY extensive and includes backpacks, large bags, large signs, etc
All Mpls/County Libraries are open their regular hours today until 5pm. Free to enter, use space, resources, restrooms, water fountains etc. Per usual - no purchase necessary.
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
important to note if you’re attending the march downtown and don’t want to or can’t go in target center if you’re carrying things that are banned by their policy! which is VERY extensive and includes backpacks, large bags, large signs, etc