moistbeverage.bsky.social
@moistbeverage.bsky.social
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.

The bad news is: it's information
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.
August 27, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Our stories failed us. We didn't realize that evil would be so stupid
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Wizard of Oz (1939): A hapless teen suffering from head trauma is led down the wrong path to cosplay, heroin, organ harvesting and ultimately, homicide.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Not sure I'll ever understand the logic of helping someone worse for trans rights win in this kind of scenario. In a binary option, not supporting the lesser evil helps the greater evil.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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With Colton's conviction, that makes FOUR pardoned January 6th insurrectionists who have faced charges for solicitation of a minor or child sex abuse of some kind.
July 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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ME: *visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* wow nice place
GIRLFRIEND: Make yourself at home
ME: Great. Thanks! *crawls into the closet and begins sobbing loudly*
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
IDK guys, Bluesky seems to be lacking that frission of mental instability.
December 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”
December 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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If you’re having a debate inside the Democratic Party about the role of pressure groups & special interests in determining your agenda, & making you take unpopular positions that cost you swing states, & you’re not mentioning AIPAC then you’re not actually having a real debate.
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Student: We dont want our school to fund genocide. That’s it.

Mainstream reporter: that’s too vague. Please keep talking until you say something I can frame as violent or antisemitic
May 4, 2024 at 8:41 PM