Mathew
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Sometimes when I am feeling down I pull up the car dealership post celebrating J Mascis for buying a sensible compact car and draw strength from it like a jpg spirit bomb
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sometimes when I am feeling down I pull up the car dealership post celebrating J Mascis for buying a sensible compact car and draw strength from it like a jpg spirit bomb
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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“The short winter’s day was drawing to a close. It seems to me sometimes that these are the only days I have ever known, and especially that most charming moment of all, just before night wipes them out.” — Samuel Beckett
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“The short winter’s day was drawing to a close. It seems to me sometimes that these are the only days I have ever known, and especially that most charming moment of all, just before night wipes them out.” — Samuel Beckett
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on the tramway in Nantes and a pretty old woman gave her seat to a very old woman so I gave my seat to the pretty old woman then a man gave me his seat then a teenager gave a man his seat and then we all laughed, aren't people fantastic
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
on the tramway in Nantes and a pretty old woman gave her seat to a very old woman so I gave my seat to the pretty old woman then a man gave me his seat then a teenager gave a man his seat and then we all laughed, aren't people fantastic
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Santa Is Now Using AI
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Santa Is Now Using AI
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
Opened one Christmas present early. Turns out it’s a good one! @jambookshopuk.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Opened one Christmas present early. Turns out it’s a good one! @jambookshopuk.bsky.social
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Love this analysis
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Love this analysis
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to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
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#BeatlesAdvent Day 17
Ringo and Harry Nilsson, 1972 (I think). I usually keep these posts to the Beatles era but I'll make an exception for this one, obviously.
Ringo and Harry Nilsson, 1972 (I think). I usually keep these posts to the Beatles era but I'll make an exception for this one, obviously.
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#BeatlesAdvent Day 17
Ringo and Harry Nilsson, 1972 (I think). I usually keep these posts to the Beatles era but I'll make an exception for this one, obviously.
Ringo and Harry Nilsson, 1972 (I think). I usually keep these posts to the Beatles era but I'll make an exception for this one, obviously.
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Another of my cartoons in Wed's Metro
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Another of my cartoons in Wed's Metro
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I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
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What sort of shameless headline-seeking shyster would do a poll like this...?
www.thetimes.com/article/8653...
www.thetimes.com/article/8653...
Santa would vote Green and Scrooge would go for Reform, poll finds
Many voters see Father Christmas as a left-wing progressive who would back Zack Polanski’s party — although people tend to think he would share their own views
www.thetimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What sort of shameless headline-seeking shyster would do a poll like this...?
www.thetimes.com/article/8653...
www.thetimes.com/article/8653...
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A Christmas Ape (2020)
November 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
A Christmas Ape (2020)
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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incredibly it’s real: www.thedp.com/article/2025...
Year in Review: Four Penn alumni who stepped into the national spotlight in 2025
From the Oval Office to courtrooms, several Penn alumni made national headlines this year — repeatedly tying the University to high-profile controversies.
www.thedp.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
incredibly it’s real: www.thedp.com/article/2025...
What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?