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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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i know who i’m calling
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i know who i’m calling
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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You ever think Santa gets into a mood around Christmas like his Jolly Gland is at maximum capacity and the heat sets in and he's just pent up, walking around like "Damn, I gotta Ho"
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You ever think Santa gets into a mood around Christmas like his Jolly Gland is at maximum capacity and the heat sets in and he's just pent up, walking around like "Damn, I gotta Ho"
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
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Pepsi Cubed: Same GREAT Taste, Perilous NEW Bottle
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Pepsi Cubed: Same GREAT Taste, Perilous NEW Bottle
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
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hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food
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We called them programmers back when what they made were programs.
Now that they make apps, they ought to be called appers.
Now that they make apps, they ought to be called appers.
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We called them programmers back when what they made were programs.
Now that they make apps, they ought to be called appers.
Now that they make apps, they ought to be called appers.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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Outlook wrapped: you switched off "Try the new Outlook" 9567684 times
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Outlook wrapped: you switched off "Try the new Outlook" 9567684 times
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
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Character actors in the '40s & '50s had the best names. Every frame of movie credits were like
Sheriff Perkins............... LOINS PROPPER
Jack McKee................... HUNK LeNOY
Artie................................ SANDWICH REYNOLDS
Little Mack...................... PUDGE WILLIS
Sheriff Perkins............... LOINS PROPPER
Jack McKee................... HUNK LeNOY
Artie................................ SANDWICH REYNOLDS
Little Mack...................... PUDGE WILLIS
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Character actors in the '40s & '50s had the best names. Every frame of movie credits were like
Sheriff Perkins............... LOINS PROPPER
Jack McKee................... HUNK LeNOY
Artie................................ SANDWICH REYNOLDS
Little Mack...................... PUDGE WILLIS
Sheriff Perkins............... LOINS PROPPER
Jack McKee................... HUNK LeNOY
Artie................................ SANDWICH REYNOLDS
Little Mack...................... PUDGE WILLIS
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can't come to work today i got hamburgoorrhea
Hamburgueria Artesanal de Coimbra - Snack; R. Manso Preto nº5, Celas, 3000-256 Coimbra, Portugal https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=40.2145409%2C-8.4122607&query_place_id=ChIJ4T6tgnH5Ig0RTETikM2hVrg
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
can't come to work today i got hamburgoorrhea
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accidentally fell through a hole into one of those analogue horror liminal spaces but this one is based around the 90’s pizza hut buffet so I’m feeling pretty good about it
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
accidentally fell through a hole into one of those analogue horror liminal spaces but this one is based around the 90’s pizza hut buffet so I’m feeling pretty good about it
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Shadowfax is a crazy name for a horse. how would Gandalf even know about fax machines, much less their sinister counterpart?
August 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Shadowfax is a crazy name for a horse. how would Gandalf even know about fax machines, much less their sinister counterpart?
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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Hallmark movie concept: a UX designer heading home to their small town for the holidays runs into their PM who turns out to be from the same town.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hallmark movie concept: a UX designer heading home to their small town for the holidays runs into their PM who turns out to be from the same town.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
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6 qualities of a great leader:
- Vision
- Confidence
- Inspires loyalty
- 2 or more health bars
- Second, more powerful form they can transform into
- Secret base that instantly begins to fall apart when they are defeated
- Vision
- Confidence
- Inspires loyalty
- 2 or more health bars
- Second, more powerful form they can transform into
- Secret base that instantly begins to fall apart when they are defeated
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
6 qualities of a great leader:
- Vision
- Confidence
- Inspires loyalty
- 2 or more health bars
- Second, more powerful form they can transform into
- Secret base that instantly begins to fall apart when they are defeated
- Vision
- Confidence
- Inspires loyalty
- 2 or more health bars
- Second, more powerful form they can transform into
- Secret base that instantly begins to fall apart when they are defeated
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