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The hell with it all, I just can't think of a thing other than those words of his—HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!

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“call me Ishmael” is actually a killer opening line though. if we’re being honest
insanely funny to get an actual letter from the DNC asking me for money. gooooooooo fuck yourself
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
same vibe
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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most of bsky replies
this is insanity. you are a troll or you are totally screwed.
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
firewatch is a great game that expertly takes the wind out of your sails and makes you question your own internal narrative experience with the game in a way that, i think, annoyed a lot of people. but it made me extremely happy when i realized what was happening. i gotta go back and replay it.
Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Sorry to vent on main but I'm just so sick of being a grown-ass adult online who can't openly enjoy talking about or drawing sex stuff even in completely adult spaces where all minors are completely banned just because everyone has gotta be such fascist controlling fucking babies about it
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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remember when we all used to lie about our age on the internet ? that was fun. i was 14 years old telling people i was 27 for some reason. mainly because i needed jeremy to actually pull his DPS weight and stop walking in front of rags
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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once again i am posting on forums.goblinmode.com, a website that does not require ID or face scans, and will surely outlive discord as long as i don't forget to renew my hosting
once again i am posting on forums.goblinmode.com , a website that will surely outlive bluesky as long as i dont forget to renew my hosting
once again i am posting on forums.goblinmode.com , a website that will surely outlive twitter as long as i dont forget to renew my hosting
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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If it's happening, bunnies are doing it. Probably.
Players discover once again that World of Warcraft is powered by invisible bunnies that make everything work
Great truths are only briefly forgotten.
www.pcgamer.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
bsky temporarily went down because they accidentally deleted the rude filter and had to add it back in so that the mods can get back to their favorite hobby: tone policing anyone who is mean to them
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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it’s honestly so iconic of me to declare 2024 “the year of the blog” and then only writing two blogposts the entire year
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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preparing for year of the blog 2025 …. gathering power …..
December 31, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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did you know 2024 is the year of the blog?
March 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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2024 will be the year of the blog
October 2, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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“jade you can’t just manifest the year of the blog. what does that even mean” yes i can
2024 is really shaping up to be the year of the blog
November 7, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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2024 is really shaping up to be the year of the blog
November 7, 2023 at 10:58 PM
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it’s the year of the blog , by the way
March 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
me every year since 2020: ok it’s the year of the blog !!!!

me in 2026: well well well,
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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i told y'all two years ago that the personal blog was gonna make a comeback..... as always, too ahead of the curve for my own damb good 🤘🏽😔
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Did you know that forums.insertcredit.com 1) does not require you to scan your face 2) is nice and slow paced 3) has a cool established community already?

Just mentioning that today in case it is of interest to anybody.
insert credit
The insert credit forums are a place to talk about video games for anyone who has thought, "but really, who will care about this specific thing I like?"
forums.insertcredit.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Let Me Ruin Players' Lives For You
hire the person who came up with the most horrifying threat video games have ever leveled at a player
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
we live in hell
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM