#1 Teal'c Fan
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one of the century's greatest autodidacts // puede la que puede
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my husband laying in bed saying "bease burrito" to himself and laughing (pronounced bees. portmanteau of beans and cheese.)
last night when my bf and i were having our vocal stim couple time i was saying something over and over ("dale mas vagina") and he said, "it's borderline brain rot" LMFAO
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
last night when my bf and i were having our vocal stim couple time i was saying something over and over ("dale mas vagina") and he said, "it's borderline brain rot" LMFAO
all the "cool" people are going to Vietnam now so it's a perfect time to go to CDMX if you've never been
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
all the "cool" people are going to Vietnam now so it's a perfect time to go to CDMX if you've never been
putting together a google doc for my friends who are visiting CDMX and it's genuinely crazy how much i love this city
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
putting together a google doc for my friends who are visiting CDMX and it's genuinely crazy how much i love this city
Ksfnjssjfoaaajfuwoa NO LITERALLY
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Ksfnjssjfoaaajfuwoa NO LITERALLY
music been too good,
audiobooks are not hitting
audiobooks are not hitting
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
music been too good,
audiobooks are not hitting
audiobooks are not hitting
AHHH AND 11 HOURS BY WET. there's just too many good songs 😭
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
AHHH AND 11 HOURS BY WET. there's just too many good songs 😭
forgot to vote for i know i know i know by ALINA pls someone vote for me
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
forgot to vote for i know i know i know by ALINA pls someone vote for me
smfjisoajddh say more lmfao
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
smfjisoajddh say more lmfao
was in the middle of bleeting abt how shitty i felt then i ate half a sandwich. false alarm it was blood sugar lmfao
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
was in the middle of bleeting abt how shitty i felt then i ate half a sandwich. false alarm it was blood sugar lmfao
what's stephen king's problem
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
what's stephen king's problem
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
i dont know if my body chem agrees with Lazy Sunday Morning 😒 it's going more musky less aldehyde and im an aldehyde fiend so this is not desirable. the Replica EDTs have a solid 6 hr wear for me so 😭
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i dont know if my body chem agrees with Lazy Sunday Morning 😒 it's going more musky less aldehyde and im an aldehyde fiend so this is not desirable. the Replica EDTs have a solid 6 hr wear for me so 😭
it's the only way!
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it's the only way!
you think KEVIN DURANT drafts???
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
you think KEVIN DURANT drafts???
do you think Joyce Carol Oates has ever drafted a post before?? DOUBT IT.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
do you think Joyce Carol Oates has ever drafted a post before?? DOUBT IT.
also i only just right now learned that she was limited edition and im DEVASTATED. one of my fav frags cause it smells like NOTHING out there but is still super duper wearable.
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
also i only just right now learned that she was limited edition and im DEVASTATED. one of my fav frags cause it smells like NOTHING out there but is still super duper wearable.
so i have this discontinued frag from Universal Flowering called There is Bliss & There is You that has a Squirt (lol) or Starry quality to it that i love but i want something with that like, almost baking soda? ish? flavor that hits your palette on a first sip of Sprite.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
so i have this discontinued frag from Universal Flowering called There is Bliss & There is You that has a Squirt (lol) or Starry quality to it that i love but i want something with that like, almost baking soda? ish? flavor that hits your palette on a first sip of Sprite.
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i got too high again, realized i can't not be with you or be just your friend
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i got too high again, realized i can't not be with you or be just your friend
i want a perfume that smells like Sprite tastes
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
i want a perfume that smells like Sprite tastes
currently dealing with a lady like this in my sewing class and i know she's full of shit too that fake meek act, today she totally dropped it when someone did something she didnt agree with while pattern matching. I KNEW IT!!! let that cunt out sister life is short!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
currently dealing with a lady like this in my sewing class and i know she's full of shit too that fake meek act, today she totally dropped it when someone did something she didnt agree with while pattern matching. I KNEW IT!!! let that cunt out sister life is short!!!!!