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#1 Teal'c Fan
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pls stop following me, randoms. this is not a place of honor!!
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December 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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"I hope the skeptics have been satisfied by my 'puppets are uncanny' argument, because now I have to mount my third point and achieve the hat trick that will seal my grand yuletide theory: Kermit the Frog is the only performer to ever truly embody Bob Cratchit."
A Grand Yuletide Theory: The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Best Adaptation of A Christmas Carol
Only one movie has ever managed to recreate that uniquely Dickens magic, achieving it not so much through adaptation as through transmutation.
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December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Wow didn't get to finish it lol got about halfway through, took a phone call and it's already gone.
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I grew up poor AND the only English speaking person in my household so I have known since I was 10 years old that the only way to get something done in this world is to get someone on the phone. yes it's annoying and takes all fucking day and lots of patience but it works. OR IT USED TO.
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You'd think it would be simple and easy to download a PDF with your full insurance benefits and coverage on your portal but instead for some reason it's as difficult as humanly possible. I have opened online portals on Kaiser's website today that I didn't even know existed in search for this info.
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
those are films
The runtimes for the final 4 episodes of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ have been revealed:

• Ep. 5 — 1hr 8min
• Ep. 6 — 1hr 15min
• Ep. 7 — 1hr 6min
• Ep. 8 — 2hrs 8min
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
my fav thing about the online vibe right now is just how amazing women are. every few videos, i see a woman do something insane (last night, i watched a woman walk into frame in a silk dress and kitten heels, do a handstand and sun salutation and walk off all in one fluid motion). so many women are
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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can i lay in your bed all day? i'll be your best-kept secret and your biggest mistake
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
wherever science fiction show i LOVE is, there's Terry Chen's fine ass
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
no joke, this tamale round broke me lmfao
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
anyone who can see CECOT and not be sick to their fucking stomach is an evil and sick human being. i need you to know that.
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
oh we finished the tamales and the family is intact lmfao
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i feel so fucking bad lol my heart rate is like in the cardio zone. i never wanna make tamales ever again 😀🔫
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
tamales day 2 - we're getting divorced
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
🗣️ PERREO baby, TRA TRA baby, en la DISCO baby, te lo meto BABY AQUI MISMO BABY
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
just ordered a "value meal" from mickey ds that was $10 man 😭 im old enough to remember when that was 2-3 value meals depending on the spot!!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
damn the pours last night were HEAVY. i love a place that doesn't waste my time lmfao
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
im not like other girls (im a top)
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i ripped a dart today, first and only of 2025 lmfao
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i look so fucking sexy tonight lmfaooo
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Tis the season…
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
my first drink was 99% rye and i stayed 2.5 hrs and got wasted, 10/10
tried to negotiate a tight 90 at the holiday work party with my bf. he said no.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
tried to negotiate a tight 90 at the holiday work party with my bf. he said no.
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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IDA’s 2025 Emerging Filmmaker Award Honoree, Brittany Shyne, Discusses Her Debut Feature, ‘Seeds’
Brittany Shyne’s debut feature, Seeds, frames with dignity and grace the lives of Centennial Black farmers
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December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM