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Goblins and Gardens
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Artist and creator behind the Goblins and Gardens Tarot Deck.

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A cooperative card game about destroying dungeons. 👇

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Prototypes are here! Edits are being made! Kickstarter launches on September 1st!
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Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
February 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.
February 19, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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i'm making a presentation
February 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Heartwarmed and flattered by a new crop of folks getting into Caves of Qud on Switch. If you're having trouble with how deranged it is at the start, please stick with it: it gets much worse
February 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Goddamn the libs have really swarmed bluesky
February 17, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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I come out on the Nintendo Switch tomorrow. Buy my ass to support

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Caves of Qud for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Buy Caves of Qud and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.
www.nintendo.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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🤔
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I don’t wanna cry over spilled milk (dead white men) but David Graeber and Barry Lopez dying in the same year was a huge loss
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

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February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."

The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The ironic thing is I’m watching this TPUSA half time show and I can’t understand a word these mother fuckers are saying
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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If all these rich men "regret" their time with Epstein then why didn't they announce prior to the release of the files that their names would be part of the collection? Why didn't they self-report? The answer is they are not sorry and have no regret. They are sorry and regret they got caught.
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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@cavesofqud.com's Tam - dromad merchant. Drawn for @wyrdscience.bsky.social issue 7. Support independent video games and magazines.
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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"Passionate internet trolls" is a funny way to characterize ppl who finally saw a tiny opening in the parasocial carapace to denounce years of systematic, racialized abuse. A lot of people came through with stories of their own, and all them Wanderhoes did was subtweet and refuse to engage directly.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM