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· Jan 27
I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.
If you take the Fifth beforehand, the premeditated war crimes don't count. Criming is timing.
COLLINS: Stephen, you're part of the group the president has said is running Venezuela. What are your day to day responsibilities?
STEPHEN MILLER: ... heh heh. The president has asked Rubio to be the lead
C: But what are you specifically doing?
M: I don't want to talk too much about myself
STEPHEN MILLER: ... heh heh. The president has asked Rubio to be the lead
C: But what are you specifically doing?
M: I don't want to talk too much about myself
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
If you take the Fifth beforehand, the premeditated war crimes don't count. Criming is timing.
Stephen Miller just outlined the charges against him.
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Stephen Miller just outlined the charges against him.
The part where Wile E. Coyote blows up his own dick.
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The part where Wile E. Coyote blows up his own dick.
We really need to rename post-colonialism.
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
We really need to rename post-colonialism.
Early in the Cuban Missile Crisis, JFK held a press conference to field adult questions about his criteria to justify action to prevent the installation of nuclear weapons off the coast of Florida, incineration of all life on earth, etc.
At no point did the president say, "Such a nasty question."
At no point did the president say, "Such a nasty question."
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Early in the Cuban Missile Crisis, JFK held a press conference to field adult questions about his criteria to justify action to prevent the installation of nuclear weapons off the coast of Florida, incineration of all life on earth, etc.
At no point did the president say, "Such a nasty question."
At no point did the president say, "Such a nasty question."
Dear Powers That Be:
This is not a political doctrine.
This is a pastime for children.
Grow up.
This is not a political doctrine.
This is a pastime for children.
Grow up.
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dear Powers That Be:
This is not a political doctrine.
This is a pastime for children.
Grow up.
This is not a political doctrine.
This is a pastime for children.
Grow up.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
When future AP US History classes cover the dizzying epoch of Manifest Density...
CNN: The leadership of the House Armed Services Committee is set to be briefed tonight by Trump administration officials. What questions do you have?
GOP REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: The questions I would have is how brilliantly they carried out the operation
GOP REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: The questions I would have is how brilliantly they carried out the operation
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
When future AP US History classes cover the dizzying epoch of Manifest Density...
New viceroy shocked to learn how many Venezuelans Venezuela has.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
New viceroy shocked to learn how many Venezuelans Venezuela has.
Trump vows to rule Venezuela with iron maiden in velvet glove.
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Trump vows to rule Venezuela with iron maiden in velvet glove.
Your Honor, we’re still looking for lawyers who passed the bar to join our government thing.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Your Honor, we’re still looking for lawyers who passed the bar to join our government thing.
This should end well.
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This should end well.
FIFA awards Trump its inaugural War & Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
FIFA awards Trump its inaugural War & Peace Prize
We really dodged a bullet.
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
We really dodged a bullet.
The oil is not even EVOO.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The oil is not even EVOO.
Dear 2026: please cancel my trial membership.
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Dear 2026: please cancel my trial membership.
Things that are not yours:
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Things that are not yours:
The struggle is real.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The struggle is real.
How on earth did anyone understand Jane Austen characters before DSM-5?
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
How on earth did anyone understand Jane Austen characters before DSM-5?
P.S. The Templars were the bad guys.
P.P.S. They lost.
P.P.S. They lost.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
P.S. The Templars were the bad guys.
P.P.S. They lost.
P.P.S. They lost.
Stunning new photos of distant solar systems prompt Trump to ask if Trump is alone in the universe.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Stunning new photos of distant solar systems prompt Trump to ask if Trump is alone in the universe.
"Only Trump is allowed to kill protestors," the president added, "Stop cutting in on my action!"
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"Only Trump is allowed to kill protestors," the president added, "Stop cutting in on my action!"
Overleveraged Bourbon breaks ground on Arc d'Imbécilité.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Overleveraged Bourbon breaks ground on Arc d'Imbécilité.
2026 resolution: eat more rich
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
2026 resolution: eat more rich