weisselberger
@weisselberger.bsky.social
If you can't trace the genealogy of these two images, dunno what to tell you about how the world works.
June 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you can't trace the genealogy of these two images, dunno what to tell you about how the world works.
When they don’t give the kids table any ketchup.
June 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When they don’t give the kids table any ketchup.
Do you realize how fascist you must be to produce an eye-roll from the head of a literal fascist party?
June 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Do you realize how fascist you must be to produce an eye-roll from the head of a literal fascist party?
“Freedom, democracy, laws, reputation, official position were no longer of any use to anybody, as even the office of tribune, which was devised for the restraint of wrong-doers and the protection of the plebeians… now was guilty of such outrages and suffered such indignities.” Appian, The Civil Wars
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Freedom, democracy, laws, reputation, official position were no longer of any use to anybody, as even the office of tribune, which was devised for the restraint of wrong-doers and the protection of the plebeians… now was guilty of such outrages and suffered such indignities.” Appian, The Civil Wars
Guess who's 100% definitely not crazy today again.
June 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Guess who's 100% definitely not crazy today again.
TACO schmuck unveils his new motto.
June 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TACO schmuck unveils his new motto.
I remember tweets like this from King Herod just before he was devoured alive by worms.
June 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I remember tweets like this from King Herod just before he was devoured alive by worms.
Mike Lee offers master class in based fleeing.
June 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Mike Lee offers master class in based fleeing.
Fixed the entire parade.
God, I hope you get it.
I hope you get it.
God, I hope you get it.
I hope you get it.
June 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fixed the entire parade.
God, I hope you get it.
I hope you get it.
God, I hope you get it.
I hope you get it.
lotta white paper
June 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
lotta white paper
Mr. Furley heard you might have Iranian house plants.
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mr. Furley heard you might have Iranian house plants.
I hope the EMT who defibrillated me gets herpes.
June 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I hope the EMT who defibrillated me gets herpes.
Official White House comms out here protecting free speech from government interference.
June 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Official White House comms out here protecting free speech from government interference.
Los Angeles puts out catastrophic fires every year.
We don’t suddenly need your shambolic Gestapo’s help extinguishing a couple tire fires you started.
We don’t suddenly need your shambolic Gestapo’s help extinguishing a couple tire fires you started.
June 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Los Angeles puts out catastrophic fires every year.
We don’t suddenly need your shambolic Gestapo’s help extinguishing a couple tire fires you started.
We don’t suddenly need your shambolic Gestapo’s help extinguishing a couple tire fires you started.
But when am I gonna use this math in the real world?
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
But when am I gonna use this math in the real world?
Hey future West Point military history profs who know Gettysburg and Waterloo like their own chode: maybe include a class of how to read the fucking room BEFORE the realm explodes so I won't HAVE to make anguished moral choices inflamed by eternal self-hatred.
Sun-Tzu ain't rocket science, sirs.
Sun-Tzu ain't rocket science, sirs.
June 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hey future West Point military history profs who know Gettysburg and Waterloo like their own chode: maybe include a class of how to read the fucking room BEFORE the realm explodes so I won't HAVE to make anguished moral choices inflamed by eternal self-hatred.
Sun-Tzu ain't rocket science, sirs.
Sun-Tzu ain't rocket science, sirs.
I don’t know what to tell you.
Rebellions aren’t won with optics.
They’re won when millions of people act according to their conscience instead of their comfort.
This is not a focus test.
This is real.
Wake up.
Rebellions aren’t won with optics.
They’re won when millions of people act according to their conscience instead of their comfort.
This is not a focus test.
This is real.
Wake up.
June 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I don’t know what to tell you.
Rebellions aren’t won with optics.
They’re won when millions of people act according to their conscience instead of their comfort.
This is not a focus test.
This is real.
Wake up.
Rebellions aren’t won with optics.
They’re won when millions of people act according to their conscience instead of their comfort.
This is not a focus test.
This is real.
Wake up.
Hearing lots of reports about insurrectionists with foreign flags. I’m glad the president is on top of this.
June 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hearing lots of reports about insurrectionists with foreign flags. I’m glad the president is on top of this.
Really? That’s the headline you’re going with?
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Really? That’s the headline you’re going with?
I'm not saying the violence is right.
I'm saying the violence is evidence of the provocation.
I'm saying the violence is evidence of the provocation.
June 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm not saying the violence is right.
I'm saying the violence is evidence of the provocation.
I'm saying the violence is evidence of the provocation.
She thinks you're all fucked in the head that she even has to tell grown-ass adults not to trust a billionaire gaslighter fuckall.
June 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
She thinks you're all fucked in the head that she even has to tell grown-ass adults not to trust a billionaire gaslighter fuckall.
I asked Gemini what she thought about this dogshit? And you know what she said?🧵↓
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I asked Gemini what she thought about this dogshit? And you know what she said?🧵↓
We could have had a taco truck on every corner instead of this guy.
June 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We could have had a taco truck on every corner instead of this guy.
That's one way to hide a colostomy bag.
June 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That's one way to hide a colostomy bag.
