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skate witch
@skatewitch.bsky.social
Aka taco dave
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the only group the new york times could dehumanize enough for NYT writers to care is american journalists
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"No man is an island entire of itself" but u have the craziest island of all jeffrey 🤪

Dink Trickle
1323 Molester Ave
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Gnostics:
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Don't feel bad -- no one lives forever!
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think I understand the conservative trend with seeing Trump as like a buff Adonis. his primary opposition is just like "ahhh hes too strong. hes so powerful and im just a tiny worm!"
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This good cop, bad cop shit is such a farce. You were in on it. The whole party was. The vote was coordinated so that the anger from the base is directed to those that are least vulnerable to a primary.

You're all Chuck Schumer.
In response to this claim that the "strategy didn't work."

The people were on our side. We were building momentum to help save our democracy. We could have won - the premium increase notices were just starting.

And giving in now will embolden him. Things will likely get worse.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
u know what. im starting to think the purpose of the democratic party is to translate any public movement or fury into inaction
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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If there's a barrel at the BOTTOM of the barrel, that's where you'll find him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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You sure didn't mess things up. No. Not at all. Didn't make things much worse. Not at all.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
planes have to stay above 8000 feet in order to avoid langoliers
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
tag urself im Bloodgasm
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Supreme Court Snapper Strikes Again will hopefully be a headline i live to see
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope trump gets on TV like "we really gotta hand it to the honored justices, who are working so hard in the middle of a shutdown. they really made all this happen entirely by themselves. Inspiring.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
in 5-4 decision supreme court finds you're actually a bitch and you should die
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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just learned about The Beam That Makes You Gay And Shinto
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
might rank every sport in descending order of Evil
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
as great as it is for people to shit on dick cheney, I also enjoy his death being immediately overshadowed and forgotten
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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That's a touching story, but if you don't have 1000 drakes, you won't get my vote.
May 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM