Chip Chantry
@chipchantry.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, twenty-third President of the United States.
Seen on Netflix's TIRES.
Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube.
https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-
Seen on Netflix's TIRES.
Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube.
https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-
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Chip Chantry
@chipchantry.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Chip Chantry: Move Closer - Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Chip Chantry
youtu.be
Hey Blue Sky. Consider taking a short break from reality this weekend, and watch my comedy special, MOVE CLOSER.
It's roughly 2 episodes of Mr. Belvedere long, and will hopefully give you just as many laughs.
youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?...
It's roughly 2 episodes of Mr. Belvedere long, and will hopefully give you just as many laughs.
youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?...
Reposted by Chip Chantry
Philly-area friends who like books and cozy little bookshops, please visit Little Yenta Books in South Philly. Ariel and Simon are good people with good taste in books.
www.inquirer.com/arts/books/l...
www.inquirer.com/arts/books/l...
Philly’s tiniest used bookshop opens in the back of a children’s dress shop on Passyunk Avenue
Situated, speakeasy-style, in a 150-square-foot loft above the Painted Lady children’s boutique, Little Yenta Books is near to bursting with over 1,500 titles
www.inquirer.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Philly-area friends who like books and cozy little bookshops, please visit Little Yenta Books in South Philly. Ariel and Simon are good people with good taste in books.
www.inquirer.com/arts/books/l...
www.inquirer.com/arts/books/l...
I think it's time that we come together as a nation to stop smashing burgers.
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I think it's time that we come together as a nation to stop smashing burgers.
Murder-for-hire plots are another awful example of gig culture.
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Murder-for-hire plots are another awful example of gig culture.
RELEASE THE ROCKFORD FILES
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
RELEASE THE ROCKFORD FILES
The Life Aquatic - We Fucking Stole It, Man
YouTube video by Atthe Movies
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Nightswimming… deserves A LIFEGUARD ON DUTY. SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE. AND NO RUNNING!
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Nightswimming… deserves A LIFEGUARD ON DUTY. SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE. AND NO RUNNING!
Great news- Just got my $50,000 bonus!
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Great news- Just got my $50,000 bonus!
I have to give him credit: Kudos to Kid Rock for refusing to sing at the TPUSA half time show.
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I have to give him credit: Kudos to Kid Rock for refusing to sing at the TPUSA half time show.
It’s really embarrassing for both of us that I know more lyrics to Bawitdaba than Kid Rock does.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It’s really embarrassing for both of us that I know more lyrics to Bawitdaba than Kid Rock does.
Jeffrey Epstein & I were never exactly business parters. We did work together years ago, in a factory that produced chocolates. One day, the conveyor belt that carried the chocolates went at too fast a speed, causing us great difficulty wrapping the candies. That was the extent of our relationship.
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Jeffrey Epstein & I were never exactly business parters. We did work together years ago, in a factory that produced chocolates. One day, the conveyor belt that carried the chocolates went at too fast a speed, causing us great difficulty wrapping the candies. That was the extent of our relationship.
As I feared, the Bad/Bunny Kid Rock debate has broken up our throuple.
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
As I feared, the Bad/Bunny Kid Rock debate has broken up our throuple.
In the middle of every heartbreaking movie scene with haunting music playing, as a main character is on his deathbed:
me to my wife: “That nurse played Jack’s old poker buddy on 30 Rock.”
me to my wife: “That nurse played Jack’s old poker buddy on 30 Rock.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
In the middle of every heartbreaking movie scene with haunting music playing, as a main character is on his deathbed:
me to my wife: “That nurse played Jack’s old poker buddy on 30 Rock.”
me to my wife: “That nurse played Jack’s old poker buddy on 30 Rock.”
The most unAmerican thing about this Super Bowl is that it’s basically been a soccer game.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The most unAmerican thing about this Super Bowl is that it’s basically been a soccer game.
I think we ALL just became PuthHeads.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I think we ALL just became PuthHeads.
Spending Super Bowl Sunday in the ER is turning out to NOT be fun.
Believe me when I say that you can break your femur doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Believe me when I say that you can break your femur doing the Ickey Shuffle.
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Spending Super Bowl Sunday in the ER is turning out to NOT be fun.
Believe me when I say that you can break your femur doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Believe me when I say that you can break your femur doing the Ickey Shuffle.
My wife crashed my Tinder date but didn't film it, and I was like "Babe, we need the content".
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My wife crashed my Tinder date but didn't film it, and I was like "Babe, we need the content".
It’s gonna be WILD if Nancy Guthrie shows up onstage with Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It’s gonna be WILD if Nancy Guthrie shows up onstage with Bad Bunny.
Reposted by Chip Chantry
not a great day for people who like regular bowls
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
not a great day for people who like regular bowls
It may be below zero degrees out tonight.
But inside my heart, it's
No, it's still cold and dark in there.
But inside my heart, it's
No, it's still cold and dark in there.
February 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It may be below zero degrees out tonight.
But inside my heart, it's
No, it's still cold and dark in there.
But inside my heart, it's
No, it's still cold and dark in there.
Reposted by Chip Chantry
The heat is pumping but youre still cold? Watch this special, LOLing increases your core body temp by 56% (I'm guessing).
Chilly night in? MOVE CLOSER and warm up.
Chip Chantry: Move Closer - Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Chip Chantry
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The heat is pumping but youre still cold? Watch this special, LOLing increases your core body temp by 56% (I'm guessing).
Chilly night in? MOVE CLOSER and warm up.
Chip Chantry: Move Closer - Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Chip Chantry
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Chilly night in? MOVE CLOSER and warm up.
They should do an Olympics sometime when it’s warmer.
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
They should do an Olympics sometime when it’s warmer.
Happy Anniversary to my parents, Maureen and Jim Chantry!
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Happy Anniversary to my parents, Maureen and Jim Chantry!
As a historian and scholar, all of this awful recent news makes me feel bad for beloved theoretical physicist Albert Epstein.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
As a historian and scholar, all of this awful recent news makes me feel bad for beloved theoretical physicist Albert Epstein.
In one of the very few instances where I cheer for Trump, it’s that I hope he has successfully scammed these ICE agents out of bonuses and health insurance.
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
In one of the very few instances where I cheer for Trump, it’s that I hope he has successfully scammed these ICE agents out of bonuses and health insurance.