Chip Chantry
@chipchantry.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, twenty-third President of the United States.
Seen on Netflix's TIRES.
Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube.
https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-
Seen on Netflix's TIRES.
Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube.
https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-
Autism is caused by keeping the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Autism is caused by keeping the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
I'm concerned about the radical right side of his face.
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm concerned about the radical right side of his face.
PORTLAND, MAINE: Avoid the Sunday Scaries with me tomorrow at Empire Comedy Club. 7pm show.
Live, Laugh, Be home in time for Murder She Wrote.
Live, Laugh, Be home in time for Murder She Wrote.
August 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
PORTLAND, MAINE: Avoid the Sunday Scaries with me tomorrow at Empire Comedy Club. 7pm show.
Live, Laugh, Be home in time for Murder She Wrote.
Live, Laugh, Be home in time for Murder She Wrote.
When there's a sale at Dan Flashes.
August 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When there's a sale at Dan Flashes.
When I was touring with that theater percussion group, I was having a lot of fun, until I got the Stomp clap.
August 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When I was touring with that theater percussion group, I was having a lot of fun, until I got the Stomp clap.
ALSO FOUND PREVENTABLE: Me sticking a fork in this outlet.
August 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
ALSO FOUND PREVENTABLE: Me sticking a fork in this outlet.
Bryan Kohberger is so creepy-looking and off-putting, he looks like a billionaire.
July 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bryan Kohberger is so creepy-looking and off-putting, he looks like a billionaire.
Thank you to EVERYBODY who came and packed out the show at Next In Line Comedy Club on Friday. What a blast. You people are the best. Thanks to Tyler Wolf and Manny Brown for opening the show, and congrats to Next in Line for winning Best Comedy Club in this year’s Best of Philly!
July 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thank you to EVERYBODY who came and packed out the show at Next In Line Comedy Club on Friday. What a blast. You people are the best. Thanks to Tyler Wolf and Manny Brown for opening the show, and congrats to Next in Line for winning Best Comedy Club in this year’s Best of Philly!
W.W.T.D.F.D.D.D.?
What Would the Dad from Donnie Darko Do?
What Would the Dad from Donnie Darko Do?
July 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
W.W.T.D.F.D.D.D.?
What Would the Dad from Donnie Darko Do?
What Would the Dad from Donnie Darko Do?
PLEASE WATCH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
July 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
PLEASE WATCH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
Chip Chantry
Fireworks Over the Graveyard, 2025
Fireworks Over the Graveyard, 2025
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Chip Chantry
Fireworks Over the Graveyard, 2025
Fireworks Over the Graveyard, 2025
PHILLY! Be a PATRIOT, and come see me at Next in Line Comedy on Friday July 18th!
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
PHILLY! Be a PATRIOT, and come see me at Next in Line Comedy on Friday July 18th!
Franklin is keeping her in his thoughts.
June 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Franklin is keeping her in his thoughts.
“I… declare… a CEASEFIRE!!!”
June 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I… declare… a CEASEFIRE!!!”
I can’t wait to get MAGAthelioma.
June 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I can’t wait to get MAGAthelioma.
I truly believe that President Trump is acting in the best interest of the country, as is Elon Musk. These two men need to work together again. And if there is one person on earth who can bring them together, it is this man.
June 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I truly believe that President Trump is acting in the best interest of the country, as is Elon Musk. These two men need to work together again. And if there is one person on earth who can bring them together, it is this man.
Really sad news: My dog blew up.
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Really sad news: My dog blew up.
Roses are plants,
Hilton’s industry is hospitality,
Hilton’s industry is hospitality,
June 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Roses are plants,
Hilton’s industry is hospitality,
Hilton’s industry is hospitality,
Reading a legit textbook on the psychology of humor and found the most unintentionally funny name of research partners
May 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reading a legit textbook on the psychology of humor and found the most unintentionally funny name of research partners
Despite the criticism, I think Linda McMahon is doing an excellent job as Secretary of Education.
May 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Despite the criticism, I think Linda McMahon is doing an excellent job as Secretary of Education.
“Chip, how would you describe your comedy?”
May 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Chip, how would you describe your comedy?”
It’s about to get wild.
May 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s about to get wild.