the dude abrades
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a veteran of the psychic wars
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
My dear corporate support robot voice, I’m well aware that I can use your website to do whatever for my booking or account. Be assured that I would absolutely be doing so if only it worked for whatever specific hell I’m trying to deal with rather than enduring endless to hiss-laden hold music.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My dear corporate support robot voice, I’m well aware that I can use your website to do whatever for my booking or account. Be assured that I would absolutely be doing so if only it worked for whatever specific hell I’m trying to deal with rather than enduring endless to hiss-laden hold music.
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Sweet potato fries should never be an upgrade item on a menu. I won't have them in the house, they're shit. Restaurants should charge a quid less for them
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sweet potato fries should never be an upgrade item on a menu. I won't have them in the house, they're shit. Restaurants should charge a quid less for them
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
The series finale of Is it Cake? should be called Am I Cake?, where Mikey Day has to use his chef’s knife to look within.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The series finale of Is it Cake? should be called Am I Cake?, where Mikey Day has to use his chef’s knife to look within.
A re-master of the 1998 video game Bad Dudes, except this time the president is kidnapped and the titular Bad Dudes just get on with their days.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A re-master of the 1998 video game Bad Dudes, except this time the president is kidnapped and the titular Bad Dudes just get on with their days.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
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If the sandwich didn't explode when it hit, you must acquit.
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If the sandwich didn't explode when it hit, you must acquit.
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
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When I make a sandwich using bread from a sliced loaf I insist on it being made with two adjacent slices from the loaf. Those dudes have been through a lot together on the way to my plate, so it's only right that their last journey is together, into my gob.
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I make a sandwich using bread from a sliced loaf I insist on it being made with two adjacent slices from the loaf. Those dudes have been through a lot together on the way to my plate, so it's only right that their last journey is together, into my gob.
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What do Reform mean by migrants "undermining" British culture? What has been damaged? Do they mean British art, architecture, food, literature, music, sport, theatre, or TV have been diminished, rather than enriched? Or does "culture", to them, only mean "whiteness "? (H/T @sundersays.bsky.social)
September 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
What do Reform mean by migrants "undermining" British culture? What has been damaged? Do they mean British art, architecture, food, literature, music, sport, theatre, or TV have been diminished, rather than enriched? Or does "culture", to them, only mean "whiteness "? (H/T @sundersays.bsky.social)
Isn’t the real crime here the act of attending and enjoying a Coldplay concert?
July 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Isn’t the real crime here the act of attending and enjoying a Coldplay concert?
Wonder what Kevin Finnerty is up to these days…
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wonder what Kevin Finnerty is up to these days…
black betty was a parent,
wham-ba-lam!
it’s oppositional defiant disorder become apparent,
wham-ba-lam!
wham-ba-lam!
it’s oppositional defiant disorder become apparent,
wham-ba-lam!
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
black betty was a parent,
wham-ba-lam!
it’s oppositional defiant disorder become apparent,
wham-ba-lam!
wham-ba-lam!
it’s oppositional defiant disorder become apparent,
wham-ba-lam!
One of my favourite things about hotel keycards is just how consistently they don’t work very well. Especially in elevators.
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
One of my favourite things about hotel keycards is just how consistently they don’t work very well. Especially in elevators.
and that’s when this pizza hut… became a pizza home
June 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
and that’s when this pizza hut… became a pizza home
Are digging through the ditches and burning through the witches both vehicle-based activities, or are they performed independently of slamming in the back of a Dragula?
June 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are digging through the ditches and burning through the witches both vehicle-based activities, or are they performed independently of slamming in the back of a Dragula?
yellin’ on the helipad
June 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
yellin’ on the helipad
Utility companies, if you require me to remove the dash from my account number when paying my bill, why do you insist on putting one in on every bill? You created this dash trap, don’t squawk at me if I fall into it!
May 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Utility companies, if you require me to remove the dash from my account number when paying my bill, why do you insist on putting one in on every bill? You created this dash trap, don’t squawk at me if I fall into it!
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