Fiona M
@mindfiona.bsky.social
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Today's pigeons include the jauntiest fellow I've found yet.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Today's pigeons include the jauntiest fellow I've found yet.
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As a journalist you’re always looking for ways to sum up the now, but the story is really often more incremental. This is from a Derbyshire county council paper. I was, inevitably, looking for “library to close” or “doge identified £Xm”, but the starting point is at least as important
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
As a journalist you’re always looking for ways to sum up the now, but the story is really often more incremental. This is from a Derbyshire county council paper. I was, inevitably, looking for “library to close” or “doge identified £Xm”, but the starting point is at least as important
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Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.
OMG
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
OMG
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- DO NOT GET DISTRACTED BY VERY HANDSOME FACES + BODIES
- LITERALLY EVIL
- THEY KILL PEOPLE
- tax evasion
- LITERALLY EVIL
- THEY KILL PEOPLE
- tax evasion
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
- DO NOT GET DISTRACTED BY VERY HANDSOME FACES + BODIES
- LITERALLY EVIL
- THEY KILL PEOPLE
- tax evasion
- LITERALLY EVIL
- THEY KILL PEOPLE
- tax evasion
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The morning show- tv that makes you go 'THEY'RE in this?!?!'
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The morning show- tv that makes you go 'THEY'RE in this?!?!'
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If it wouldn’t be a good story if you told it in chronological order with a single narrator, it cannot be made a good story by jumping around in time and switching narrators every chapter
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If it wouldn’t be a good story if you told it in chronological order with a single narrator, it cannot be made a good story by jumping around in time and switching narrators every chapter
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please dont let him have the martini
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
please dont let him have the martini
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Flirt with someone today, do it for Jilly Cooper x
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Flirt with someone today, do it for Jilly Cooper x
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I’ve just added my voice to this consultation saying I don’t want a situation in which staff and fellow swimmers might scrutinise or judge my body, or anyone else’s, when I use the ponds. The current policy of trans inclusion works perfectly well. You can fill out the consultation linked below.
Those tedious and mysteriously funded transphobes want to limit access to the Ponds so I’ve had a pleasant 10 mins filling this out on why seeing a variety of women is magic and judging by what people look like or can do is very slippery territory hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.isn
Future access to the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds
Inviting feedback from pond users, the local community, and stakeholders on how the Kenwood Ladies’, and Highgate Men’s ponds should operate in the future.
hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve just added my voice to this consultation saying I don’t want a situation in which staff and fellow swimmers might scrutinise or judge my body, or anyone else’s, when I use the ponds. The current policy of trans inclusion works perfectly well. You can fill out the consultation linked below.
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If you're not entitled to a free flu shot, you can get one privately from Asda for 60p(!!) as part of a promotional offer if you book online and can go before September ends. Here's the link:
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September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If you're not entitled to a free flu shot, you can get one privately from Asda for 60p(!!) as part of a promotional offer if you book online and can go before September ends. Here's the link:
asda.cxmflow.com/OABS/Appoint...
asda.cxmflow.com/OABS/Appoint...
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i am going to say something very mean
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i am going to say something very mean
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
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you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember
September 21, 2023 at 11:11 AM
you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember
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PITCH: a dating show based on supermarket baskets
12 singles are asked to do their weekly shop then pick a partner based only on what the person bought
12 singles are asked to do their weekly shop then pick a partner based only on what the person bought
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
PITCH: a dating show based on supermarket baskets
12 singles are asked to do their weekly shop then pick a partner based only on what the person bought
12 singles are asked to do their weekly shop then pick a partner based only on what the person bought
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If you know in your heart that spooky season is all year long then head on over to our Halloween section so you can start your week with a treat. 🖤🎃🧙♀️👻✨
www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025
www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you know in your heart that spooky season is all year long then head on over to our Halloween section so you can start your week with a treat. 🖤🎃🧙♀️👻✨
www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025
www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025
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EVERYONE STOP
cheese wheel of cheeses
cheese wheel of cheeses
September 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
EVERYONE STOP
cheese wheel of cheeses
cheese wheel of cheeses
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Customer feedback this week;
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Customer feedback this week;
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
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This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
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Obviously we already have Dad Rock Demon Hunters in Supernatural, and 90s Alt Rock Demon Hunters in Buffy. I assume Norwegian Death Metal Demon Hunters already exists, and the Gregorian Chant Demons Hunters kinda have it baked in.
August 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Obviously we already have Dad Rock Demon Hunters in Supernatural, and 90s Alt Rock Demon Hunters in Buffy. I assume Norwegian Death Metal Demon Hunters already exists, and the Gregorian Chant Demons Hunters kinda have it baked in.
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Lads the HONK I just honked
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lads the HONK I just honked