Sorcha Ní Nia
@luiseach.bsky.social
sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
living in Donegal with a Cork man
living in Donegal with a Cork man
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Sorcha Ní Nia
@luiseach.bsky.social
· Nov 19
move back to Ireland and Donegal with my Cork man? winning it lads
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Sitting in the hairdresser and another stylist says to a client ‘oh yes Dearbhla, I think we’re all glad to get back to work and a bit of normality!’
Ummm speak for yourself pal, I’m not
Ummm speak for yourself pal, I’m not
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Sitting in the hairdresser and another stylist says to a client ‘oh yes Dearbhla, I think we’re all glad to get back to work and a bit of normality!’
Ummm speak for yourself pal, I’m not
Ummm speak for yourself pal, I’m not
Just watched a TikTok titled ‘CONTROVERSIAL THINGS WE ARE DOING FOR OUR 2027 WEDDING’ and obviously I get the point, child-free weddings can be controversial, the way she’s worded this - that she’s making an exception for her fiancé’s children - really made me snort. WELL OK DARREN, IF THEY MUST
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just watched a TikTok titled ‘CONTROVERSIAL THINGS WE ARE DOING FOR OUR 2027 WEDDING’ and obviously I get the point, child-free weddings can be controversial, the way she’s worded this - that she’s making an exception for her fiancé’s children - really made me snort. WELL OK DARREN, IF THEY MUST
[in the car driving back to Donegal from Cork with my playlist on]
Me: interestingly for a boyband connoisseur, I never fancied any of the Backstreet Boys
Jamie: …
Me: a boyband sommelier one might say
Jamie: Jesus Christ
Me: interestingly for a boyband connoisseur, I never fancied any of the Backstreet Boys
Jamie: …
Me: a boyband sommelier one might say
Jamie: Jesus Christ
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
[in the car driving back to Donegal from Cork with my playlist on]
Me: interestingly for a boyband connoisseur, I never fancied any of the Backstreet Boys
Jamie: …
Me: a boyband sommelier one might say
Jamie: Jesus Christ
Me: interestingly for a boyband connoisseur, I never fancied any of the Backstreet Boys
Jamie: …
Me: a boyband sommelier one might say
Jamie: Jesus Christ
I don’t want to admit how old I was (maybe this year) when I realised the song ‘I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ was about a child seeing her mum kissing her dad dressed up as Santa - and not about Santa being an absolute DURTY DOG and going around the houses kissing everyone’s mum
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I don’t want to admit how old I was (maybe this year) when I realised the song ‘I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ was about a child seeing her mum kissing her dad dressed up as Santa - and not about Santa being an absolute DURTY DOG and going around the houses kissing everyone’s mum
Mizzle Christmizzle fo’ shizzle 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mizzle Christmizzle fo’ shizzle 🎄
Asked Jamie to pick up my prescription to cover me over the Christmas holidays, and got sent a photo of it safely secured in my seat in the car under my car blanket (yes, you read that correctly) and with my seat belt on 💀😭
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Asked Jamie to pick up my prescription to cover me over the Christmas holidays, and got sent a photo of it safely secured in my seat in the car under my car blanket (yes, you read that correctly) and with my seat belt on 💀😭
the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
Cackling like a Victorian hysteric at my very public desk at work
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cackling like a Victorian hysteric at my very public desk at work
Friends fear the midlife crisis has hit and she will not go gentle into those 40s and she got herself an undercut 👀
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Friends fear the midlife crisis has hit and she will not go gentle into those 40s and she got herself an undercut 👀
Friends fear she’s got Christmas nails to match her engagement ring again
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Friends fear she’s got Christmas nails to match her engagement ring again
Hopefully this link works (!) but my fiancé @indyiscoming23.bsky.social has released a mini-album (EP?) on various platforms including this one so please go give a listen, it’s really good.
He wrote the songs, sings them and plays on the tracks
open.spotify.com/album/64HDPP...
He wrote the songs, sings them and plays on the tracks
open.spotify.com/album/64HDPP...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hopefully this link works (!) but my fiancé @indyiscoming23.bsky.social has released a mini-album (EP?) on various platforms including this one so please go give a listen, it’s really good.
He wrote the songs, sings them and plays on the tracks
open.spotify.com/album/64HDPP...
He wrote the songs, sings them and plays on the tracks
open.spotify.com/album/64HDPP...
I guarantee this is going to annoy a lot of purists but I just saw this on instagram and choked 💀
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I guarantee this is going to annoy a lot of purists but I just saw this on instagram and choked 💀
[me trying to show Jamie a funny TikTok and him losing interest after 0.25674 seconds]
Me: see this is your ADHD brain, you’ve no sticking power
Jamie [glancing at me]: oi, no sticking power?? I’m here aren’t I!
Me:
Me: see this is your ADHD brain, you’ve no sticking power
Jamie [glancing at me]: oi, no sticking power?? I’m here aren’t I!
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[me trying to show Jamie a funny TikTok and him losing interest after 0.25674 seconds]
Me: see this is your ADHD brain, you’ve no sticking power
Jamie [glancing at me]: oi, no sticking power?? I’m here aren’t I!
Me:
Me: see this is your ADHD brain, you’ve no sticking power
Jamie [glancing at me]: oi, no sticking power?? I’m here aren’t I!
Me:
There is no household chore as emotionally taxing as changing the bedsheets. I don’t know why but every part of my soul is viscerally offended by it. Lovely when it’s done, but what a horrendous ordeal during. I’ve never had a fight in my life as hard as that with a double duvet cover
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There is no household chore as emotionally taxing as changing the bedsheets. I don’t know why but every part of my soul is viscerally offended by it. Lovely when it’s done, but what a horrendous ordeal during. I’ve never had a fight in my life as hard as that with a double duvet cover
Just watched a TikTok where a woman was complaining that she and her fiancé had had ‘such an amazing day booking our wedding venue!’ but then she had received an email from the venue just before she was getting ready to go to sleep that night with the subject 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just watched a TikTok where a woman was complaining that she and her fiancé had had ‘such an amazing day booking our wedding venue!’ but then she had received an email from the venue just before she was getting ready to go to sleep that night with the subject 1/2
Friends fear she’s got her Christmas nails on 🎄
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Friends fear she’s got her Christmas nails on 🎄
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in one of my very few no fun allowed posts, i think we should just not use grok to make sick burn dunks on elon who is probably very pleased that you're using grok and making number go up
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
in one of my very few no fun allowed posts, i think we should just not use grok to make sick burn dunks on elon who is probably very pleased that you're using grok and making number go up
Ok but did they get the assignment wrong and think it was revenge *on* Diana though because-
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok but did they get the assignment wrong and think it was revenge *on* Diana though because-
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
This has absolutely broken me, I think I just woke people up in Kerry with my cackling
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This has absolutely broken me, I think I just woke people up in Kerry with my cackling
I need urgent medical attention
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I need urgent medical attention