Milford Thomas Milford III
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
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• AuDHD
• non-binary
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me when i’m so tweaked on Adderall i just start playing dress up with random shit that happens to be laying around
sick of dudes 2 breaths away from their death bed trying to send other men to die
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sick of dudes 2 breaths away from their death bed trying to send other men to die
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
yeah if you hit me with this i would be like “new plan: the only words or concept i will be discussing is ‘i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass’ so you know, me being you, i wouldn’t show up”
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
yeah if you hit me with this i would be like “new plan: the only words or concept i will be discussing is ‘i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass’ so you know, me being you, i wouldn’t show up”
and you what, any kind of silence you have on the issues that autistic people face comes across as you saying “i lowkey think you’re exaggerating, or maybe i don’t, but either way i believe that you deserve whatever is coming to you” regardless of whether that’s how you feel or not
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
and you what, any kind of silence you have on the issues that autistic people face comes across as you saying “i lowkey think you’re exaggerating, or maybe i don’t, but either way i believe that you deserve whatever is coming to you” regardless of whether that’s how you feel or not
on the dead homies
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
on the dead homies
something that i really need in the depths of my spirit is to at some point never have to metabolize the word “retruth” again in life
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
something that i really need in the depths of my spirit is to at some point never have to metabolize the word “retruth” again in life
this dude’s ‘name’ reminds of when i lived in Austin and met these charming white guy hobo troubadours as you do, and one of them was like you can call me Jefe
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
astonishing how they haven’t solved the male loneliness epidemic yet
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
this dude’s ‘name’ reminds of when i lived in Austin and met these charming white guy hobo troubadours as you do, and one of them was like you can call me Jefe
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
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it's a grey and cozy day
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
it's a grey and cozy day
you know this mf just learned what the word seditious means Today lol
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
you know this mf just learned what the word seditious means Today lol
and remember: every intentional skip you took over showing even the smallest modicum of support towards the pursuits that are core to my being, i clocked that
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
and remember: every intentional skip you took over showing even the smallest modicum of support towards the pursuits that are core to my being, i clocked that
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
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being in therapy for many years has made me realize that given my childhood, I should realistically be way more fucked up mentally than I am. but also no one besides me will ever acknowledge anything other than how my current level of mental illness inconveniences them
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
being in therapy for many years has made me realize that given my childhood, I should realistically be way more fucked up mentally than I am. but also no one besides me will ever acknowledge anything other than how my current level of mental illness inconveniences them
i wrote a very short poem about craft, but only hot geniuses will check it out so
The Inevitability of Writerhood
And a Mini Life Update
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i wrote a very short poem about craft, but only hot geniuses will check it out so
DIS mf might fuck around and just babble so much about democrat this and republican that that people might wake up and realize there is no American left and that all these guys are nothing more than a political theatre troupe who are all buddies and making millions and doing pedophile stuff EN MASSE
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
DIS mf might fuck around and just babble so much about democrat this and republican that that people might wake up and realize there is no American left and that all these guys are nothing more than a political theatre troupe who are all buddies and making millions and doing pedophile stuff EN MASSE
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Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
idk if this makes sense but if there was anyone that, if i had the ability, could retract the gift of great filmmaking from their soul so i wouldn’t have to live in this horrible paradox where a total dingbat is responsible for some of the best movies ever made it would be this guy.
Quentin Tarantino with the "Meow Wagon" (P*ssy Wagon) at the Fortnite Chapter 7 Event in LA 📸
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
idk if this makes sense but if there was anyone that, if i had the ability, could retract the gift of great filmmaking from their soul so i wouldn’t have to live in this horrible paradox where a total dingbat is responsible for some of the best movies ever made it would be this guy.
me as a bluesky therapist: tablet of ketamine. empty room. eye mask.
it’s safe
it’s safe
Me as a Bluesky therapist: you gonna finish that sammich?
Me as a Bluesky therapist: omg girl same
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
me as a bluesky therapist: tablet of ketamine. empty room. eye mask.
it’s safe
it’s safe
when it’s November in Australia
Happy Noirvember to all who celebrate! On the Criterion Channel, enjoy a wide array of private eyes, femmes fatales, toughs, and fall guys in our British Noir, Blackout Noir and Japanese Noir collections, plus so much more! 🖤
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
when it’s November in Australia
the exactly level of baseline friendliness you can expect to encounter on this website
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the exactly level of baseline friendliness you can expect to encounter on this website
what they don’t tell you when you’re spending all your bitcoin on crack in the depths of a crack bender the likes of which would send Hunter Biden to Betty Ford for a tune up is that this bender is going to become more expensive every year for the rest of your life
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what they don’t tell you when you’re spending all your bitcoin on crack in the depths of a crack bender the likes of which would send Hunter Biden to Betty Ford for a tune up is that this bender is going to become more expensive every year for the rest of your life
my stock investment strategy is simple: think about what the most powerful, evil and greedy men in the world might do, and bet on them absolutely doing it
just operating by this one maxim i am trouncing Warren Buffett’s batting average
just operating by this one maxim i am trouncing Warren Buffett’s batting average
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
my stock investment strategy is simple: think about what the most powerful, evil and greedy men in the world might do, and bet on them absolutely doing it
just operating by this one maxim i am trouncing Warren Buffett’s batting average
just operating by this one maxim i am trouncing Warren Buffett’s batting average
keep in mind i am autistic
so when i’m up?
i’m gonna need everyone to keep the same energy they had when i was down or you risk creating a rather awkward situation for both of us
so when i’m up?
i’m gonna need everyone to keep the same energy they had when i was down or you risk creating a rather awkward situation for both of us
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
keep in mind i am autistic
so when i’m up?
i’m gonna need everyone to keep the same energy they had when i was down or you risk creating a rather awkward situation for both of us
so when i’m up?
i’m gonna need everyone to keep the same energy they had when i was down or you risk creating a rather awkward situation for both of us
bro take a BREAK.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
bro take a BREAK.
this song sounds like the way she writes
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this song sounds like the way she writes
tried out pork shnitznel with a roux-based gravy for the first time and i was told that you simply can’t have it without hitting it with some lemon juice
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
tried out pork shnitznel with a roux-based gravy for the first time and i was told that you simply can’t have it without hitting it with some lemon juice
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
folks i know people were worried about this but i was able to purchase Final Fantasy VIII Remastered for iOS, which i decided to do because when the remaster was initially released all i could do was watch a playthru and whoever was playing it played so badly it pissed me off
not this time fucker
not this time fucker
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
folks i know people were worried about this but i was able to purchase Final Fantasy VIII Remastered for iOS, which i decided to do because when the remaster was initially released all i could do was watch a playthru and whoever was playing it played so badly it pissed me off
not this time fucker
not this time fucker