Milford Thomas Milford III
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
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• AuDHD
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• non-binary
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Pinned
me when i’m so tweaked on Adderall i just start playing dress up with random shit that happens to be laying around
the boys (researchers) are back in town (breakthroughville)
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the boys (researchers) are back in town (breakthroughville)
the boys (government agencies compromised beyond all repair) are back in town
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
the boys (government agencies compromised beyond all repair) are back in town
the boys are back in town (warning)
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the boys are back in town (warning)
SLAM duh duh duh, duh duh duh
let the boys be boys!
let the boys be boys!
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
SLAM duh duh duh, duh duh duh
let the boys be boys!
let the boys be boys!
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but earlier tonight I was watching a live stream of a guy on TikTok who was going through all the released Epstein photos and trying to analyze what was happening in them and his live stream mysteriously ended abruptly…
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but earlier tonight I was watching a live stream of a guy on TikTok who was going through all the released Epstein photos and trying to analyze what was happening in them and his live stream mysteriously ended abruptly…
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andrew tate AND jake paul getting tuned up for us? a christmas miracle
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
andrew tate AND jake paul getting tuned up for us? a christmas miracle
huge week for people who enjoy watching horrible men get their ass whipped i feel
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
huge week for people who enjoy watching horrible men get their ass whipped i feel
guys im lowkey having a really good day
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
guys im lowkey having a really good day
i never check and assume the worst and will still end up discovering against my will that someone i’ve been nothing but nice to blocked me and i’m always like CMON, WHAT THE HELL as if the world was ever a fair place based on rules that make sense
Wow on that blocked kick
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i never check and assume the worst and will still end up discovering against my will that someone i’ve been nothing but nice to blocked me and i’m always like CMON, WHAT THE HELL as if the world was ever a fair place based on rules that make sense
taco is a sandwich, tortilla is bread
gyro is a sandwich, pita is bread
hamburger is a sandwich, bun is bread
i firmly believe every non dessert meal is either a sandwich, soup or a salad
gyro is a sandwich, pita is bread
hamburger is a sandwich, bun is bread
i firmly believe every non dessert meal is either a sandwich, soup or a salad
In a fascinating new development in the is-a-taco-a-sandwich debate, a new restaurant has just opened up in my neighbourhood whose online ordering app explicitly classifies a taco as a hamburger.
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
taco is a sandwich, tortilla is bread
gyro is a sandwich, pita is bread
hamburger is a sandwich, bun is bread
i firmly believe every non dessert meal is either a sandwich, soup or a salad
gyro is a sandwich, pita is bread
hamburger is a sandwich, bun is bread
i firmly believe every non dessert meal is either a sandwich, soup or a salad
ITS THE COWARDS WAY
shocking. the person who makes jokes about family rape, mocking social status, and transphobia blocked me instead of defending herself
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ITS THE COWARDS WAY
it really feels like it does both alot of the time but whatever, idc
the filter has to exist for me to be an emotionally well adult, and if i enforce it too harshly due to autism or whatever else, too bad so sad
i’m taking healthy connection or nothing insofar as i have a choice
the filter has to exist for me to be an emotionally well adult, and if i enforce it too harshly due to autism or whatever else, too bad so sad
i’m taking healthy connection or nothing insofar as i have a choice
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it really feels like it does both alot of the time but whatever, idc
the filter has to exist for me to be an emotionally well adult, and if i enforce it too harshly due to autism or whatever else, too bad so sad
i’m taking healthy connection or nothing insofar as i have a choice
the filter has to exist for me to be an emotionally well adult, and if i enforce it too harshly due to autism or whatever else, too bad so sad
i’m taking healthy connection or nothing insofar as i have a choice
just a coupla chill dudes
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
just a coupla chill dudes
man i been waiting for this shit 🍿
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
man i been waiting for this shit 🍿
where some of y’all eat
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
where some of y’all eat
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i wonder if autistic people have ever considered reading the room
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
i wonder if autistic people have ever considered reading the room
that’s exactly the point i was just makin
like if u hate me i hope you do it often and i can trigger it more because that’s harming you and you don’t like me lol
meanwhile i couldn’t give a shit
like if u hate me i hope you do it often and i can trigger it more because that’s harming you and you don’t like me lol
meanwhile i couldn’t give a shit
Holding a grudge is so cool especially when the target of it doesn’t necessarily notice or care so it’s just this thing that slowly drives you insane that nobody else will ever care about
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
that’s exactly the point i was just makin
like if u hate me i hope you do it often and i can trigger it more because that’s harming you and you don’t like me lol
meanwhile i couldn’t give a shit
like if u hate me i hope you do it often and i can trigger it more because that’s harming you and you don’t like me lol
meanwhile i couldn’t give a shit
i was reading this book the other day the described a character as being able to read words in a flash instead of chronologically, u just kinda read a whole bunch of words at once and i realize this is why i don’t care how long posts are
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i was reading this book the other day the described a character as being able to read words in a flash instead of chronologically, u just kinda read a whole bunch of words at once and i realize this is why i don’t care how long posts are
idk if this is a neurodivergence thing or just a me thing but you’ll never catch me disliking someone for no reason
i feel like i dislike more ppl than the average person, but i know exactly why i dislike each and every one of those ppl & can lay it out for you in detail
there’s never mystery beef
i feel like i dislike more ppl than the average person, but i know exactly why i dislike each and every one of those ppl & can lay it out for you in detail
there’s never mystery beef
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
idk if this is a neurodivergence thing or just a me thing but you’ll never catch me disliking someone for no reason
i feel like i dislike more ppl than the average person, but i know exactly why i dislike each and every one of those ppl & can lay it out for you in detail
there’s never mystery beef
i feel like i dislike more ppl than the average person, but i know exactly why i dislike each and every one of those ppl & can lay it out for you in detail
there’s never mystery beef
unfollowing for allegations is one thing but blocking?
what do you think they’re gonna do, come get you? lol
i prefer to stay visible to my enemies so i can irritate them simply by existing
what do you think they’re gonna do, come get you? lol
i prefer to stay visible to my enemies so i can irritate them simply by existing
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
unfollowing for allegations is one thing but blocking?
what do you think they’re gonna do, come get you? lol
i prefer to stay visible to my enemies so i can irritate them simply by existing
what do you think they’re gonna do, come get you? lol
i prefer to stay visible to my enemies so i can irritate them simply by existing
sorry to any of my buds who have done this, i still love you, but blocking someone you haven’t both had a direct confrontation with and who refuses to end said confrontation is the coward’s way
and where do u get off blocking me when ur busy beating ur wife or whatever
i should block you!! fuckass
and where do u get off blocking me when ur busy beating ur wife or whatever
i should block you!! fuckass
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
sorry to any of my buds who have done this, i still love you, but blocking someone you haven’t both had a direct confrontation with and who refuses to end said confrontation is the coward’s way
and where do u get off blocking me when ur busy beating ur wife or whatever
i should block you!! fuckass
and where do u get off blocking me when ur busy beating ur wife or whatever
i should block you!! fuckass
u know even tho i know its not grammatically correct i always read this like “read receipt” in my head, like read a book
fuck a "read receipt." in 2026, i want red receipts (messages soaking in the blood of my enemies)
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
u know even tho i know its not grammatically correct i always read this like “read receipt” in my head, like read a book
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You will get a scent of mental feeling
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You will get a scent of mental feeling