Milford Thomas Milford III
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
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• AuDHD
• non-binary
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on the dead homies
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
on the dead homies
bro take a BREAK.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
bro take a BREAK.
tried out pork shnitznel with a roux-based gravy for the first time and i was told that you simply can’t have it without hitting it with some lemon juice
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
tried out pork shnitznel with a roux-based gravy for the first time and i was told that you simply can’t have it without hitting it with some lemon juice
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it
it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up
instagram is so broken rn—always has been, astronaut gun betrayal, but the worst it has ever been—for most homegrown creators that floated the platform until it could leech tiktok’s stars away that my feed posts frequently get as many likes as my comments on other posts
and they still get stolen lol
and they still get stolen lol
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
instagram is so broken rn—always has been, astronaut gun betrayal, but the worst it has ever been—for most homegrown creators that floated the platform until it could leech tiktok’s stars away that my feed posts frequently get as many likes as my comments on other posts
and they still get stolen lol
and they still get stolen lol
i have seen this drawn professionally about 4 different ways now and like
when i made memes more frequently and spending time on Instagram wasn’t the high key nightmare it is today i’d at least kinda have a fuckin look around to make sure someone didn’t have my idea first before i got cracking
when i made memes more frequently and spending time on Instagram wasn’t the high key nightmare it is today i’d at least kinda have a fuckin look around to make sure someone didn’t have my idea first before i got cracking
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i have seen this drawn professionally about 4 different ways now and like
when i made memes more frequently and spending time on Instagram wasn’t the high key nightmare it is today i’d at least kinda have a fuckin look around to make sure someone didn’t have my idea first before i got cracking
when i made memes more frequently and spending time on Instagram wasn’t the high key nightmare it is today i’d at least kinda have a fuckin look around to make sure someone didn’t have my idea first before i got cracking
i can’t think of anything else special i did other than when initially mixing it needed a little bit of water so i hit it with a dash or 2; this is how it turned out after 2 min 30 secs of boiling
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i can’t think of anything else special i did other than when initially mixing it needed a little bit of water so i hit it with a dash or 2; this is how it turned out after 2 min 30 secs of boiling
i will survive, i will survive
as long as i know how to love i know i’ll be alive
as long as i know how to love i know i’ll be alive
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i will survive, i will survive
as long as i know how to love i know i’ll be alive
as long as i know how to love i know i’ll be alive
i made pasta the other day for the first time
it was fun & tasted good, so fuck em
it was fun & tasted good, so fuck em
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i made pasta the other day for the first time
it was fun & tasted good, so fuck em
it was fun & tasted good, so fuck em
idk anything about Robin but i hate shit like this
one, it’s elitist posturing because people can be smart and not be able to afford to get “credentials,” two you don’t need credentials to have an opinion, and three i’ve earned some of those credentials and you wouldn’t believe how easy it is
one, it’s elitist posturing because people can be smart and not be able to afford to get “credentials,” two you don’t need credentials to have an opinion, and three i’ve earned some of those credentials and you wouldn’t believe how easy it is
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
idk anything about Robin but i hate shit like this
one, it’s elitist posturing because people can be smart and not be able to afford to get “credentials,” two you don’t need credentials to have an opinion, and three i’ve earned some of those credentials and you wouldn’t believe how easy it is
one, it’s elitist posturing because people can be smart and not be able to afford to get “credentials,” two you don’t need credentials to have an opinion, and three i’ve earned some of those credentials and you wouldn’t believe how easy it is
ima just hit yall with this lil finale bc the whole symphony rips
i just really noticed this time
i’m usually so busy mentally processing beating the game that i don’t pay attention to the soundtrack, but they lowkey bring it for like 3-5 minutes straight
had me straight miming maestro
i just really noticed this time
i’m usually so busy mentally processing beating the game that i don’t pay attention to the soundtrack, but they lowkey bring it for like 3-5 minutes straight
had me straight miming maestro
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ima just hit yall with this lil finale bc the whole symphony rips
i just really noticed this time
i’m usually so busy mentally processing beating the game that i don’t pay attention to the soundtrack, but they lowkey bring it for like 3-5 minutes straight
had me straight miming maestro
i just really noticed this time
i’m usually so busy mentally processing beating the game that i don’t pay attention to the soundtrack, but they lowkey bring it for like 3-5 minutes straight
had me straight miming maestro
do u see how people on this app put me in an impossible position lol
and im going to be labeled the aggressive one like 💀
respectfully i hate yall
and im going to be labeled the aggressive one like 💀
respectfully i hate yall
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
do u see how people on this app put me in an impossible position lol
and im going to be labeled the aggressive one like 💀
respectfully i hate yall
and im going to be labeled the aggressive one like 💀
respectfully i hate yall
jailbait livvy strikes again
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
jailbait livvy strikes again
i feel like lady gaga in this pic of her with the Dalai Lama
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i feel like lady gaga in this pic of her with the Dalai Lama
bluesky users who aren’t cool like u are when they scroll past my posts
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
bluesky users who aren’t cool like u are when they scroll past my posts
the gist of the thread is my weed dispensary changed the formerly unscrewable tips of their carts to prevent you from re-inserting reclaimed oil into them, so i had this big pool of oil collecting from declogging my carts, but i finally outsmarted them by smashing glass
but it sounded way cooler
but it sounded way cooler
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
the gist of the thread is my weed dispensary changed the formerly unscrewable tips of their carts to prevent you from re-inserting reclaimed oil into them, so i had this big pool of oil collecting from declogging my carts, but i finally outsmarted them by smashing glass
but it sounded way cooler
but it sounded way cooler
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
fan fic writers, i know this isn’t your strong suit, but do show some restraint on this one
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
fan fic writers, i know this isn’t your strong suit, but do show some restraint on this one
Siri, put on Tom Waits - little drop of poison
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Siri, put on Tom Waits - little drop of poison
lol i know these mobile game premises can get pretty wild and i’m not even really a Pokémon guy but this game is fucked up. right ?
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
lol i know these mobile game premises can get pretty wild and i’m not even really a Pokémon guy but this game is fucked up. right ?
that’s what i call it too
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
that’s what i call it too