bro take a BREAK.

tried out pork shnitznel with a roux-based gravy for the first time and i was told that you simply can’t have it without hitting it with some lemon juice

i was skeptical but i wasn’t mad at it

it’s kinda like when you add a little white wine vinegar to a cream sauce to brighten it up

i can’t think of anything else special i did other than when initially mixing it needed a little bit of water so i hit it with a dash or 2; this is how it turned out after 2 min 30 secs of boiling

ima just hit yall with this lil finale bc the whole symphony rips

i just really noticed this time

i’m usually so busy mentally processing beating the game that i don’t pay attention to the soundtrack, but they lowkey bring it for like 3-5 minutes straight

had me straight miming maestro

bluesky users who aren’t cool like u are when they scroll past my posts

the gist of the thread is my weed dispensary changed the formerly unscrewable tips of their carts to prevent you from re-inserting reclaimed oil into them, so i had this big pool of oil collecting from declogging my carts, but i finally outsmarted them by smashing glass

but it sounded way cooler

lol i know these mobile game premises can get pretty wild and i’m not even really a Pokémon guy but this game is fucked up. right ?