Mike Turpin
@miketurpin.bsky.social
I'll eventually figure out what to put here.
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IT CAN BE HELPFUL TO KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
IT CAN BE HELPFUL TO KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT
If anyone ever comes to my school and tries doing this to my kids (because when they're in my class, they're all my fucking kids), I will send them packing or literally die trying.
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If anyone ever comes to my school and tries doing this to my kids (because when they're in my class, they're all my fucking kids), I will send them packing or literally die trying.
Yuuuup.
This kinda imperial hubris is just fascinating. It's obvs not true (the Taliban are back in power, the communists still run Vietnam, etc) but more than that I find it baffling to want it to be true. The status "citizen of a country that does war crimes with impunity" is imo a bizarre thing to crave.
Some truly demonic stuff online
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yuuuup.
Got money for wars but can't feed the poor
We can’t pay for USAid, science research, daycare, school lunches, or healthcare, but there’s no problem launching an illegal war that will cost taxpayers billions of dollars and enrich all the grifters, goons, and ghouls in this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Got money for wars but can't feed the poor
Watching 90s SportsCenter with the B team just to Larry Beil something
Watching Rickey Henderson highlights just to steal something
Watching the Marlins just to teal something.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Watching 90s SportsCenter with the B team just to Larry Beil something
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you can tell it's for dummies because it's more than one page long and says more than "don't fuckin' use it"
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you can tell it's for dummies because it's more than one page long and says more than "don't fuckin' use it"
Had a roommate in college who was VERY into crooners and listened to this year-round. To say I was unprepared for this in September was an understatement.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Had a roommate in college who was VERY into crooners and listened to this year-round. To say I was unprepared for this in September was an understatement.
But please, coworkers and administrators, look at me like I'm the rube for saying "I'll punch robots until I'm dead"
congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
But please, coworkers and administrators, look at me like I'm the rube for saying "I'll punch robots until I'm dead"
The replica (I believe, correct me if I am misremembering) of this arch that they have at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum is one of the most chilling pieces, to me, when I take my classes most years. Absolutely disgusting to see somebody use it in a Halloween parade.
simple solution here: wipe the church and its school off the map and excommunicate the parents and kids involved. make it absolutely miserable for them to live in the community www.pennlive.com/news/2025/11...
Harrisburg’s Catholic bishop apologizes for ‘notorious symbol of hate’ on Halloween float
The phrase "Arbeit Macht Frei" was commonly posted at Wolrd War II-era concentration camps. Thursday, it also landed on a float in the Hanover Halloween parade.
www.pennlive.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The replica (I believe, correct me if I am misremembering) of this arch that they have at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum is one of the most chilling pieces, to me, when I take my classes most years. Absolutely disgusting to see somebody use it in a Halloween parade.
Whew, that "O Canada". Instantly iconic #WorldSeries
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whew, that "O Canada". Instantly iconic #WorldSeries
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
It's been a real shitty day but the fact that Blake Treinen sucks is nice.
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's been a real shitty day but the fact that Blake Treinen sucks is nice.
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Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization
I asked my mom's mom (blame her for much of my personality) why she did crosswords in pen.
"I'm cocky."
"I'm cocky."
What's one of your favorite memories from your grandmas?
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I asked my mom's mom (blame her for much of my personality) why she did crosswords in pen.
"I'm cocky."
"I'm cocky."
If you force me to watch a video vs. read an article I consider it an act of war.
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you force me to watch a video vs. read an article I consider it an act of war.
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Capitulating to bad-faith people who are acting in bad faith is cowardice. It is also never, ever, ever, ever, ever a good idea.
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Capitulating to bad-faith people who are acting in bad faith is cowardice. It is also never, ever, ever, ever, ever a good idea.
This is probably going to come across as mean spirited to some but if they had a "We're #2!" shirt to commemorate 2007's wild ride, I'd be interested
we absolutely had to get some new USF on the site.
available now 🤘
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
available now 🤘
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is probably going to come across as mean spirited to some but if they had a "We're #2!" shirt to commemorate 2007's wild ride, I'd be interested
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Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.
Just completely and utterly fucked.
"school shooting industry"
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just completely and utterly fucked.
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As union membership goes down, more wealth gets transferred up to the top 10% from the working class.
There’s a reason why corporations and billionaires spend $400 million per year busting unions.
There’s a reason why corporations and billionaires spend $400 million per year busting unions.
August 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As union membership goes down, more wealth gets transferred up to the top 10% from the working class.
There’s a reason why corporations and billionaires spend $400 million per year busting unions.
There’s a reason why corporations and billionaires spend $400 million per year busting unions.
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
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Innovative! This Aging Famous Person Figured Out A Way To Profit From Being A Huge Asshole
Jillian Michaels has transformed from an apolitical wellness authority to an unfiltered political commentator and a defining voice of the MAHA era. She spoke to The New York Times about her transformation.
How Did Jillian Michaels End Up Here?
America’s toughest trainer was a proud Hollywood liberal. Now, she’s become a defining voice of the MAHA era.
nyti.ms
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Innovative! This Aging Famous Person Figured Out A Way To Profit From Being A Huge Asshole
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Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
This episode reminded me that playing Road to Glory and replacing Mitch Mustain with my recruit at QB on that DMcac/Felix Hogs team was ridiculously fun.
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- A two-hour deep dive into Arkansas' chaotic SEC era, the first entry in our FULLCAST LORE series
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- Uh idk lots of other stuff eventually
Right this way to get:
- A two-hour deep dive into Arkansas' chaotic SEC era, the first entry in our FULLCAST LORE series
- Another bonus ep on our favorite offseason movies, books, games, etc
- After Dark all season long
- Uh idk lots of other stuff eventually
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August 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This episode reminded me that playing Road to Glory and replacing Mitch Mustain with my recruit at QB on that DMcac/Felix Hogs team was ridiculously fun.