Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Your wife and mother
Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia)
YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy
Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al
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Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia)
YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy
Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al
erinryan.substack.com
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The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
The Ikea cafeteria kinda slaps
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The Ikea cafeteria kinda slaps
I will bet one million dollars that Donald Trump has never personally taken any of his children to the doctor.
Trump: "Effective today, America will no longer require 72 'jabs' for our beautiful, healthy children. We are moving to a far more reasonable Schedule, where all children will only be recommended to receive Vaccinations for 11 of the most serious and dangerous diseases."
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I will bet one million dollars that Donald Trump has never personally taken any of his children to the doctor.
"flaming elmo emoji"
These guys are breaking the cringe sound barrier, every day.
These guys are breaking the cringe sound barrier, every day.
On his first day after leaving the FBI, Dan Bongino essentially confirms that he's going right back to podcasting and his radio show.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"flaming elmo emoji"
These guys are breaking the cringe sound barrier, every day.
These guys are breaking the cringe sound barrier, every day.
If Pete Hegseth had actually quit drinking like he'd promised he would before being confirmed as Secretary of Defense, and he'd been a long-term heavy drinker before said confirmation... why hasn't he lost any weight? Especially in his face?
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If Pete Hegseth had actually quit drinking like he'd promised he would before being confirmed as Secretary of Defense, and he'd been a long-term heavy drinker before said confirmation... why hasn't he lost any weight? Especially in his face?
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I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.
I am not a Section 230 expert but being that Twitter is creating and publishing these photos I wonder if they actually have any civil legal protection? @kenwhite.bsky.social ? @akivamcohen.bsky.social ?
What X is allowing Grok to do is unlawful or regulatory-illegal in multiple jurisdictions, creates clear DSA violations, and continues despite regulator scrutiny. The images do not need to be pornographic, non-consensual sexualised or intimate depictions are enough.
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.
when is it time to eat them
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
when is it time to eat them
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Mom introduced me to Hysteria/This F*cking Guy, hosted by badasses @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and Alyssa Mastromonaco.
EP374 taught me about an axe-throwing photo op in which a drunk Pete Hegseth lobbed his blade over the target, seriously injuring a marching-band drummer.
url-shortener.me/596S
EP374 taught me about an axe-throwing photo op in which a drunk Pete Hegseth lobbed his blade over the target, seriously injuring a marching-band drummer.
url-shortener.me/596S
This F*cking Guy: Nancy Mace
Podcast Episode · Hysteria · 09/04/2025 · 43m
podcasts.apple.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Mom introduced me to Hysteria/This F*cking Guy, hosted by badasses @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and Alyssa Mastromonaco.
EP374 taught me about an axe-throwing photo op in which a drunk Pete Hegseth lobbed his blade over the target, seriously injuring a marching-band drummer.
url-shortener.me/596S
EP374 taught me about an axe-throwing photo op in which a drunk Pete Hegseth lobbed his blade over the target, seriously injuring a marching-band drummer.
url-shortener.me/596S
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Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Appeals Court Says Alina Habba Is Unlawful U.S. Attorney
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume
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I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.
gayer than olympic men's platform diving
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
gayer than olympic men's platform diving
This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...
Pam Bondi: Everything You Didn't Know About Her Sh*tty Past
YouTube video by Hysteria
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November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
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Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”
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Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this
My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.
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When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.
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SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’