Hairybusiness
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The Waiting by Tom Petty is a perfect song. Basketball, PNW, politics
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DEMOCRATS HAVE FLIPPED GEORGIA'S #HD121 (Trump+12):

Eric Gisler (D)- 50.9%
Mack "Dutch" Guest (R)- 49.1%
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Need some cocktail inspiration for a birthday. Has to have bourbon or mezcal. Thinking of a El Diablo with mezcal?
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
student loan debt cancellation has the worst fucking advocates
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Space based data centers?
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Comrades/fellow titans of industry

Do your duty to the party/your shareholders

Eat the injera, attend the NBA game, and liquidate the backward hinterlanders

There is only one way forward: delicious bites and the end of the lumpenproletariate.
I'm developing a kind of cosmopolitan-chauvinism, I guess you could call it anti-feudalism, as a through line in my politics. The peasant-brained and the local landed gentry are the enemy. Sort of funny that this could describe being either rabidly capitalist or communist.
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Am I.....feeling bad for Mahomes?
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
why can't you recommend a conservative who isn't a racist one wonders
I like these three. He’s also done a bunch of pro-vaccine stuff that I like to recommend to conservatives because but that wouldn’t be informative to the BlueSky audience.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Clippy is to Chatgpt as Vine is to TikTok
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hate that they start my kindergartener learning math on an iPad at Seattle Public Schools. I know that I am officially Old but I am very skeptical that foundational learning of reading and writing is better mediated through a screen
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Made a Last Word with grappa and it might be my favorite drinker ever?*

*To be fair, may be a little drunk
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have no idea why they're doing it in the hand and not the crook of the elbow but (channeling my inner Bill Simmons) -240 odds it's to manage a cardiovascular issue
He's getting a monthly IV in his hand, that's pretty clear at this point
Trump's bandaged and discolored hand was visible today during an event where he again at times struggled to keep his eyes open (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
not me, I hope he suffers every moment possible!
It's almost impossible to make me feel sorry for Trump, but the sheer depth of his brokeness, combined with his age, the utter humiliation involved in this farce was making me legit sad.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me explaining markets and stuff to my wife
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gotta go with free gravel. Man...I could use some gravel
You can only pick one
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Grilled onions, jalapenos, (vegan) cream cheese
What do you put on your hotdogs?!?
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Paul Dano rn
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Midnight in Paris is just goddawful slop where every character sucks rockets.
Three of these are genuinely very good movies. Not sure I would put any of those three on a top movies of the 21st century list tho. Also I’m not going to say which 3 unless someone can guess it.
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Honestly if you didn't tell me this was Nuzzi I would have assumed it was Bruenig
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Idly wondering if R's are trying to salvage a seat by pardoning Cuellar and hoping he'll switch sides
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The linked performative quiz made me feel a billion years old. Beware if you're older than 38
New Substack post: gooners. groypers. incels. performative males. soccer hooligans. rap fans. traditionalist religious larpers. folkloric dancers. fans of hungarian writer laszlo krasnahorkai. they all have something in common

open.substack.com/pub/someunpl...
Boy, Turn Off That Clairo And Grab Yourself A Beer
"When a man doesn’t have a relationship he pours that energy into conspiracy theory, porn, and misogyny" - Scott Galloway (the Richard Reeves of incels)
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
wait so basically they just held back low performing 3rd graders to boost standardized test scores for 4th grade assessments?
it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM