Mickey Mt. Vernon
@mickeymtvernon.bsky.social
I ordered the code red on Private Santiago
no one deserves your vocal fry, Oliver.
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
no one deserves your vocal fry, Oliver.
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my dentist: (throwing ninja stars into my gums) ope you’re bleeding
January 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my dentist: (throwing ninja stars into my gums) ope you’re bleeding
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ok we can circle back but just know when that happens i’m going to kill you
January 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ok we can circle back but just know when that happens i’m going to kill you
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I like when people look like how their names sound. Like Merle Haggard, or my friend Jimmy Fuckface
January 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I like when people look like how their names sound. Like Merle Haggard, or my friend Jimmy Fuckface
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you ever take a bite of pizza and the entire slice collapses in your hand. like whoops I guess that was a load-bearing pepperoni
January 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you ever take a bite of pizza and the entire slice collapses in your hand. like whoops I guess that was a load-bearing pepperoni
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
June 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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I'm not listening to you. You're not Matt Dillon's cheek bones.
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I'm not listening to you. You're not Matt Dillon's cheek bones.
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If you are in line for ten minutes and you still don't know what to order you will be the first to be banished to the sea when I am emperor
December 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If you are in line for ten minutes and you still don't know what to order you will be the first to be banished to the sea when I am emperor
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Prescription strength peanut butter
December 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Prescription strength peanut butter
stop talking about your pelvic floor
April 12, 2024 at 5:45 PM
stop talking about your pelvic floor
Adults mispronouncing spaghetti on purpose 🚩🚩🚩
February 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Adults mispronouncing spaghetti on purpose 🚩🚩🚩
Stop saying snatched
February 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Stop saying snatched
I feel wicked good about my interactions and influence on this website.
February 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I feel wicked good about my interactions and influence on this website.
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[to naked guy in locker room] oh dear
February 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
[to naked guy in locker room] oh dear
stop sending me mail
February 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
stop sending me mail
am I supposed to be wearing latex gloves when I prep food now or what
December 21, 2023 at 4:16 AM
am I supposed to be wearing latex gloves when I prep food now or what
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Sleep is for people who aren’t holding the world together with the mental force of their anxiety.
August 29, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Sleep is for people who aren’t holding the world together with the mental force of their anxiety.
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please
September 26, 2023 at 3:01 PM
[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please
a guy I went to college with insisted it was he and his friends who made up the phrase “shits and giggles”. I think about that a lot.
October 29, 2023 at 6:43 PM
a guy I went to college with insisted it was he and his friends who made up the phrase “shits and giggles”. I think about that a lot.
I feel like this is your mustache’s fault
October 20, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I feel like this is your mustache’s fault
I have heard two Martika songs today. Is this the end? It sort of feels like the end.
October 16, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I have heard two Martika songs today. Is this the end? It sort of feels like the end.
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When you die they tell you who let the dogs out
October 12, 2023 at 3:34 AM
When you die they tell you who let the dogs out