fav weekend activity: nude vacuuming
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
fav weekend activity: nude vacuuming
remember when you thought a college degree would lead to a career lol
September 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
remember when you thought a college degree would lead to a career lol
makes sense I'd cut myself shaving I've only been doing it for 35 years
May 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
makes sense I'd cut myself shaving I've only been doing it for 35 years
Australia is lovely but on the other hand vegemite
May 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Australia is lovely but on the other hand vegemite
controversial opinion: daylight saving time does not bother me
March 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
controversial opinion: daylight saving time does not bother me
do you even roast chestnuts on an open fire bro
December 13, 2024 at 7:44 PM
do you even roast chestnuts on an open fire bro
do adult boys wearing shorts in December know there is a viable alternative
December 11, 2024 at 5:09 PM
do adult boys wearing shorts in December know there is a viable alternative
that little drummer boy was pretty off the mark about things newborns like
December 3, 2024 at 2:35 AM
that little drummer boy was pretty off the mark about things newborns like
guidance counselor: what career do you want
me: real estate novelist
me: real estate novelist
October 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
guidance counselor: what career do you want
me: real estate novelist
me: real estate novelist
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Man puts search for meaning on hold to just be a silly goose for a while
September 15, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Man puts search for meaning on hold to just be a silly goose for a while
so shocked anyone still smokes in 2024 I always want to tap them and ask if they're aware of what's happening in their face hole
September 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
so shocked anyone still smokes in 2024 I always want to tap them and ask if they're aware of what's happening in their face hole
kids, in my day we had to [long drag on cigarette] *pedal* our bikes with our *own power*
kids: [can't respond because they've disappeared into obesity rolls]
kids: [can't respond because they've disappeared into obesity rolls]
September 10, 2024 at 6:20 PM
kids, in my day we had to [long drag on cigarette] *pedal* our bikes with our *own power*
kids: [can't respond because they've disappeared into obesity rolls]
kids: [can't respond because they've disappeared into obesity rolls]
pretty annoyed with continually not winning the absurdly huge Mega Millions jackpot
September 4, 2024 at 7:56 PM
pretty annoyed with continually not winning the absurdly huge Mega Millions jackpot
I'm no security expert but
August 28, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I'm no security expert but
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This boa constrictor attack has been really bad for my asthma
March 11, 2024 at 9:41 PM
This boa constrictor attack has been really bad for my asthma
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why'd we stop at guitars let's electrify everything i'm sick of acoustic oboes
July 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
why'd we stop at guitars let's electrify everything i'm sick of acoustic oboes
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yeah right like you could fall into a burning ring of fire and then sing about it
July 7, 2024 at 4:26 AM
yeah right like you could fall into a burning ring of fire and then sing about it
people love to press a crosswalk button that has clearly already been pushed
August 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
people love to press a crosswalk button that has clearly already been pushed
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I feel like a weird number of people online WANT to be mentally ill
August 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I feel like a weird number of people online WANT to be mentally ill
[smokers on sweltering days]
I could really go for some mouth fire
I could really go for some mouth fire
August 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
[smokers on sweltering days]
I could really go for some mouth fire
I could really go for some mouth fire
remember in Back to the Future when he started to vanish from the photo; I relate to that so hard
August 7, 2024 at 9:41 PM
remember in Back to the Future when he started to vanish from the photo; I relate to that so hard