MetroidThief
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MetroidThief
@metroidthief.bsky.social
Just another Jew against genocide. He/him. Bi.
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Julius Caesar crossing the rubicon with the 10th legion:
Vibes among House Democrats and activists, "The Senate is the enemy"
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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inspired by @dialacina.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Pharaoh in Exodus 8:
Hit the volume on TCU-Baylor halftime just in time to hear “the frogs have taken over this game“ and did a double take
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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none of these people have ever mentally left 2016
Bernie absolutely sabotaged liberalism for a generation. 2016 didn’t just lose the White House but the Supreme Court. Bernie and the fools, grifters and nuts he surround Ed himself with spent the next 8 years spreading various lies delusions and conspiracy theories about liberals while losing races
July 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Muerte al Estado, Viva los Gatitos" was definitely the best sign I saw today
June 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He will always be alive! It's Marritza who's dead.
rest in peace, Harris Yulin. one of those legendary character actors.
June 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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RIP Jesse Singal, who has died in an accident. Someone painted a road tunnel on a wall with a sign that said "Trans Clinic (Barefoot Only)" and he drove a Tesla into it at 275km/h, destroying all his bones instantly. Musk fans are calling it an "Epic Bacon way to go"
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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"While the State’s interest in protecting 'unborn' life is compelling, until that life can be sustained *by the State* -- and not solely by the woman compelled by the Act to do the State’s work -- the balance of rights favors the woman."
September 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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@gailsimone.bsky.social an excellent story of greyhound justice! ⬇️
this is for all my greyhound buddies and their natural weapons
September 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Patriots are in control
My new personal conspiracy theory is that RFK Jr. is actually the most successful undercover Deep State agent in American history.
September 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Why yes I was 12 years old in 2000, why do you ask?
September 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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July 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Johnny in the FF7 remakes is a story of a man too dumb to be a himbo on a quest to acquire just enough emotional intelligence to become one.
March 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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That very viral "Holocaust denial among young people" finding doesn't replicate.

t.co/9wT82XfBzW
March 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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Kazan was—sweet Christ—Kazan was a mewling syphilitic with the morals of a cat. He—“Carolina” reaper? North or South? No, don’t tell me. Leave me in suspense. He’d have fucked his mother if there’d been a fifty-cent piece in it for him. Mm. Oh yes a napkin is jut the thing.
February 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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"I'm creeping!"

--Creeper
December 14, 2023 at 8:57 AM
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I think the best possible reason to celebrate Kissinger's death - to be as loud and crude and discourteous as possible about it, to never stop saying what he did, to stink bomb the funerals and piss on the graves - is to let todays war criminals know that we will do it to them too.
I guess.... Kissinger is a reminder to all of us just how little the judgement of history actually means, and how the way the rich, the powerful and the safe feted him for years shows who they truly are and what they truly believe more than anything they profess in office
November 30, 2023 at 3:24 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Alright let's see what's up on Bluesky WHAT FUCK YES
November 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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What a time to be alive. Unlike Kissinger.
November 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Finally. It arrives.
November 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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“The government has money for wars but not X” is a fundamentally libertarian (derogatory) argument; the government has money for whatever it wants, it uses it for wars out of political will, not because wars asked first
November 5, 2023 at 10:01 PM