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she/they menace
we have literal hundreds of lists of all kinds of things from ancient mesopotamia. lists for fucking everything. which is further proof that autism has always been a human trait. in this essay i will
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Being anti-woke must be awesome, you get to be rich for not being good at anything
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Do we have an estimation about how much human labor is spent doing labor for advertising / marketing
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i'm so tired
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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[immediately before cumming] But first, a word from this orgasm's sponsor: Brilliant. Brilliant is the best option for-
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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“you there milf, what time is it?”
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Mark Cuban scab origin story
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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As a billionaire I’ve invented an entirely new form of philanthropy and the key difference is that it involves me not giving money to anyone
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
billionaires when they do anything except fix the root problem
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Mrs. Cratchit is one of the oldest recorded cultural depictions of the “You Got My Man’s Order Wrong” Wife archetype
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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While Netflix pushes more Stranger Things on the world the series has been a graveyard of nostalgia and terrible writing.

Now forever tarnished with actor abuse and the promotion of zionism from a network that won't let their workers unionize

youtu.be/SkpnJmPTZdg?...
Stranger Things is dead
YouTube video by Cinema Survivors
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Well, this is one way to announce that I’m coming to California tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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‘The left’ can endlessly recycle the same three MLK quotes for decades trying to claim some kind of valid lineage to the civil rights movement, but the civil rights movement wasn’t just African Americans randomly having a march three or four times a year as ‘something to do for the weekend.’
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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What every NIMBY sounds like:
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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someone get mariah to open her presents already i'm dying in here
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
just did my yearly christmas eve watch of muppets christmas carol and i'm here to remind you all that the rich must be mortally terrified into sharing their wealth with the poor

merry christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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So I have some thoughts lol. I never got into Elf or really most Will Ferrell movies. BUT seeing how he's like in real life - he's a really decent human being and really down to earth. That makes me want to rewatch his stuff to find a way to appreciate them better
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Reading Children of Time and rooting unambiguously for the spiders.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Like if you’re rich you can actually physically fly to the places people are suffering and see the human stain on your soul, you can talk to experts about how to remedy it, you can change the world and you’re lecturing people because they sent you a gif of Kermit the Frog vomiting, GROW UP
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM