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Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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If it’s overcast at night I can still get a good look at the stars by standing up quickly
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If it’s overcast at night I can still get a good look at the stars by standing up quickly
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Currently suffering the reality of being old (giving up a concert ticket due to the inconvenience of going)
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Currently suffering the reality of being old (giving up a concert ticket due to the inconvenience of going)
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
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i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas
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"your flashlight is on" is the "your shoelaces are untied" of the digital age
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"your flashlight is on" is the "your shoelaces are untied" of the digital age
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This No Kings rally could have been a national election
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This No Kings rally could have been a national election
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[watching popular media as an old guy] thank fuck i dont know who any of these people are
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[watching popular media as an old guy] thank fuck i dont know who any of these people are
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a big mistake we made was computers *should* be refrigerator sized and live in special basements, not ride along in everyone's pocket like an evil Jiminy Cricket
September 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
a big mistake we made was computers *should* be refrigerator sized and live in special basements, not ride along in everyone's pocket like an evil Jiminy Cricket
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Genie: And for your third wish?
Me: I dunno, I guess it might be nice to have to only go pee twice during the night
Me: I dunno, I guess it might be nice to have to only go pee twice during the night
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me: I dunno, I guess it might be nice to have to only go pee twice during the night
Me: I dunno, I guess it might be nice to have to only go pee twice during the night
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me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
satan:
satan:
August 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
satan:
satan:
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I admire your lack of self respect, people who sing happy birthday in restaurants
August 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I admire your lack of self respect, people who sing happy birthday in restaurants