Texanese Law Guy
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I have the power of law and anime on my side. Attorney, Army vet, and full time weeb. I will not apologize for the varying amounts of cringe I repost.
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Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
It's missing Match 3 Game That's Spyware and The Same Match 3 Spyware Game but now it's Anime Women
April 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's missing Match 3 Game That's Spyware and The Same Match 3 Spyware Game but now it's Anime Women
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they’re doing that thing where a new coach discovers his NFL team has a ping-pong table in the locker room and orders it removed to build a winning culture focused on football and all the players resent it and he gets fired after 3 sub-.500 seasons, but for The Army
During WWII the US deployed a Naval ship whose sole purpose was to make, store, and provide ice cream to troops actively deployed to heavy combat areas. Now you can't even have 9 ball
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
they’re doing that thing where a new coach discovers his NFL team has a ping-pong table in the locker room and orders it removed to build a winning culture focused on football and all the players resent it and he gets fired after 3 sub-.500 seasons, but for The Army
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In defense of Ukraine Anonymous has released 10TB of leaked data on all businesses operating in Russia, all Kremlin assets in the West, pro-Russian officials, Donald Trump, and more. 🇺🇦 #OpRussia
April 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
In defense of Ukraine Anonymous has released 10TB of leaked data on all businesses operating in Russia, all Kremlin assets in the West, pro-Russian officials, Donald Trump, and more. 🇺🇦 #OpRussia
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Today's Headlines
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Today's Headlines
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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs
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Official Statement: Miles 'Tails' Prower
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Official Statement: Miles 'Tails' Prower
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
Pope Francis is recovering well from pneumonia and a “new stage” in his pontificate is opening, two of his closest advisers say.
Pope Francis advisers say he’ll recover from pneumonia and a ‘new stage’ is opening for him
The Vatican press office reported Friday that Francis’ overall condition remained stable, with slight improvements as he continues respiratory and physical physiotherapy.
nbcnews.to
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
Reminder that RoosterTeeth/Red vs Blue (Apr. 1, 2003) is older than YouTube (2005). It also predated Facebook (2004) and MySpace (August 1, 2003).
Now please pardon me as I go pour my fossilized remains into the sea
Now please pardon me as I go pour my fossilized remains into the sea
Sometimes I get very confused by the knowledge that I was a YouTuber before iPhones existed.
March 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reminder that RoosterTeeth/Red vs Blue (Apr. 1, 2003) is older than YouTube (2005). It also predated Facebook (2004) and MySpace (August 1, 2003).
Now please pardon me as I go pour my fossilized remains into the sea
Now please pardon me as I go pour my fossilized remains into the sea
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the last decade has really helped me understand in a more visceral sense what it meant when God hardened the pharoah’s heart
How firm is the hold of antivax beliefs?
From the parents of the 6 year old unvaccinated child who died of measles:
“Don’t do the shots,” the girl’s mother said. Measles, she added, is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” She noted that her four other children all recovered…
From the parents of the 6 year old unvaccinated child who died of measles:
“Don’t do the shots,” the girl’s mother said. Measles, she added, is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” She noted that her four other children all recovered…
How the anti-vaccine movement weaponized a 6-year-old’s measles death
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the last decade has really helped me understand in a more visceral sense what it meant when God hardened the pharoah’s heart
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‘Wait - I’ll give each of you 20% off a Tesla’
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
‘Wait - I’ll give each of you 20% off a Tesla’
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bill gets it
March 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
bill gets it
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I'm sick of these fucking Nazi collaborators
March 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm sick of these fucking Nazi collaborators
Evergreen.
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Evergreen.
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Every state. Show up and fuck shit up until those in power leave. Seize the party apparatus.
I’d like to ask every single New Yorker who’s remotely left of center to get actively involved in your local Democratic Party chapter with the goal of driving Schumer, Gillibrand, Hochul, Adams, Cuomo and all the other dead wood into retirement.
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every state. Show up and fuck shit up until those in power leave. Seize the party apparatus.