Pubert Cantaloupe
@mawazil.bsky.social
Just a local doin' local things. Follow for the same content you can get elsewhere, only worse probably.
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
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trump did 9/11
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
trump did 9/11
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Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
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new sixteenth minute is live if you even care :)
February 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
new sixteenth minute is live if you even care :)
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If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long.
They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net
They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long.
They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net
They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net
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Short-Eared Owl sounds.
Location: British Columbia, Canada.
edseljamesbatuigas 📸
#Nature #Birds #Owl #Birdoftheday
Location: British Columbia, Canada.
edseljamesbatuigas 📸
#Nature #Birds #Owl #Birdoftheday
February 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Short-Eared Owl sounds.
Location: British Columbia, Canada.
edseljamesbatuigas 📸
#Nature #Birds #Owl #Birdoftheday
Location: British Columbia, Canada.
edseljamesbatuigas 📸
#Nature #Birds #Owl #Birdoftheday
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I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
February 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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It's hard to believe that anyone published this excrement; like I noted earlier, it's gonna age so poorly
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Trump Is Testing Our Constitutional System. It’s Doing Fine.
The president’s flurry of illegal actions have been stopped by the courts. That’s how it is supposed to work.
www.bloomberg.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's hard to believe that anyone published this excrement; like I noted earlier, it's gonna age so poorly
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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all my homies practice opsec (wallet chains in case of a fight)
February 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
all my homies practice opsec (wallet chains in case of a fight)
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I know complaining about NYT headlines is old hat, but this is
NUTS to me – every word choice glamorizes him as an exciting provocative badass, instead of focusing on the danger and illegality of what’s happening
NUTS to me – every word choice glamorizes him as an exciting provocative badass, instead of focusing on the danger and illegality of what’s happening
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I know complaining about NYT headlines is old hat, but this is
NUTS to me – every word choice glamorizes him as an exciting provocative badass, instead of focusing on the danger and illegality of what’s happening
NUTS to me – every word choice glamorizes him as an exciting provocative badass, instead of focusing on the danger and illegality of what’s happening
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I’m trying very hard to find joy in the little things and spend time away from my phone… but energy time I get back on my phone some new disaster has occurred 😭 I just want to do my puzzle without overarching feelings of existential thread, thanks
February 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m trying very hard to find joy in the little things and spend time away from my phone… but energy time I get back on my phone some new disaster has occurred 😭 I just want to do my puzzle without overarching feelings of existential thread, thanks
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you were mayor of Newark, NJ. NEWARK. so govern like a New Jerseyite. I will glue a pompadour to your bald head if it will make you feel more ruthless
Governing through chaos and confusion will not save taxpayer dollars, lower prices, or deliver solutions to working Americans.
January 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
you were mayor of Newark, NJ. NEWARK. so govern like a New Jerseyite. I will glue a pompadour to your bald head if it will make you feel more ruthless
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
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I don’t care how we do it, but we’re gonna live through it.
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don’t care how we do it, but we’re gonna live through it.
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I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.
ABC White House correspondent just released ANOTHER anti-trans EO expected that we did not cover in our piece this morning:
A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.
A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.
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I have an ominous feeling that the people currently saying “it’s not a Nazi salute” will soon be saying “it’s just a symbol from Hinduism.”
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have an ominous feeling that the people currently saying “it’s not a Nazi salute” will soon be saying “it’s just a symbol from Hinduism.”
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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
shatterzone.substack.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
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No, Elon Musk didn't give a Nazi salute. He gave an Alternative für Deutschland salute. Three Pinocchios.
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No, Elon Musk didn't give a Nazi salute. He gave an Alternative für Deutschland salute. Three Pinocchios.
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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Happy birthday; you’re missed already ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Happy birthday; you’re missed already ❤️