certified boogeyman
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Hey Minnesota.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
Mayor Her was having a nice little brunch with “women leaders in law enforcement” during yesterday’s action on Western and Selby.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Mayor Her was having a nice little brunch with “women leaders in law enforcement” during yesterday’s action on Western and Selby.
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Your writing is great and your thoughts are valuable and whatever you’re reporting is insightful and will illuminate my thoughts, but I won’t read it because you posted it on the transphobic Nazi blog network
I just wish it wasn’t a Substack link
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Your writing is great and your thoughts are valuable and whatever you’re reporting is insightful and will illuminate my thoughts, but I won’t read it because you posted it on the transphobic Nazi blog network
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I will joke about her because she is ridiculously unprofessional and if she fears no consequences because she thinks her power is secure that is also very funny, as it is not. No one should be afraid of Pam Bondi, who will be known to history as the loser who couldn’t get a single grand jury vote.
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I will joke about her because she is ridiculously unprofessional and if she fears no consequences because she thinks her power is secure that is also very funny, as it is not. No one should be afraid of Pam Bondi, who will be known to history as the loser who couldn’t get a single grand jury vote.
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No family should have to choose between keeping a roof over their heads and risking being kidnapped by ICE.
Our City Council is funding emergency rent assistance to keep families in their homes. Now Governor Walz must step up and implement an eviction moratorium.
buff.ly/aGfT3Ws
Our City Council is funding emergency rent assistance to keep families in their homes. Now Governor Walz must step up and implement an eviction moratorium.
buff.ly/aGfT3Ws
Eviction filings up in Minnesota amid ICE surge
It’s too soon to tell how much the immigration crackdown is to blame.
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
No family should have to choose between keeping a roof over their heads and risking being kidnapped by ICE.
Our City Council is funding emergency rent assistance to keep families in their homes. Now Governor Walz must step up and implement an eviction moratorium.
buff.ly/aGfT3Ws
Our City Council is funding emergency rent assistance to keep families in their homes. Now Governor Walz must step up and implement an eviction moratorium.
buff.ly/aGfT3Ws
SAINT PAUL. JESUS.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
SAINT PAUL. JESUS.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
The SAVE Act is a horror, sure. AND I think there are so many MAGA chud voters who don’t have proper documentation that are gonna get slapped by this. It will be a Pyrrhic victory if it’s passed.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The SAVE Act is a horror, sure. AND I think there are so many MAGA chud voters who don’t have proper documentation that are gonna get slapped by this. It will be a Pyrrhic victory if it’s passed.
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So, like, are the QAnon folks reacting at all to discovering that Trump’s inner circle is basically just Jeffrey Epstein’s rolodex, or have they found some delusional way to explain it all away? (The question is largely rhetorical.)
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
So, like, are the QAnon folks reacting at all to discovering that Trump’s inner circle is basically just Jeffrey Epstein’s rolodex, or have they found some delusional way to explain it all away? (The question is largely rhetorical.)
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Hell yeah, they're losing Fleming Island, FL
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Hell yeah, they're losing Fleming Island, FL
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Hey folks. Sharing the gfm for Columbia Heights school rent relief. Yes, it’s already got lots of money, but they report more than $700k in requests.
This little burb has been extremely hard hit. This is where Liam Ramos & his father were taken. Several other school kids families in hiding.
This little burb has been extremely hard hit. This is where Liam Ramos & his father were taken. Several other school kids families in hiding.
Donate to Support Local Columbia Heights Families, organized by Brenna Zeimet
Families in our neighborhood are being impacted by the raids happening in our co… Brenna Zeimet needs your support for Support Local Columbia Heights Families
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February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hey folks. Sharing the gfm for Columbia Heights school rent relief. Yes, it’s already got lots of money, but they report more than $700k in requests.
This little burb has been extremely hard hit. This is where Liam Ramos & his father were taken. Several other school kids families in hiding.
This little burb has been extremely hard hit. This is where Liam Ramos & his father were taken. Several other school kids families in hiding.
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I’m seeing more and more Minneapolis/Minnesota people naming that they are burned out and I just hope people allow themselves to change their pacing from sprint to marathon or better yet, a relay.
Slow down if the alternative is you crashing out and not being able to do anything.
Slow down if the alternative is you crashing out and not being able to do anything.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I’m seeing more and more Minneapolis/Minnesota people naming that they are burned out and I just hope people allow themselves to change their pacing from sprint to marathon or better yet, a relay.
Slow down if the alternative is you crashing out and not being able to do anything.
Slow down if the alternative is you crashing out and not being able to do anything.
picked a bad era to make a career change. Ya boy needs money. hopeful for a raise at 1 year annual review BUR it’s not for months.
I will figure it out. I have a mortgage and am luckier than most. But it just sucks to sit with having made my life harder in a way for the sake of less stress.
I will figure it out. I have a mortgage and am luckier than most. But it just sucks to sit with having made my life harder in a way for the sake of less stress.
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
picked a bad era to make a career change. Ya boy needs money. hopeful for a raise at 1 year annual review BUR it’s not for months.
I will figure it out. I have a mortgage and am luckier than most. But it just sucks to sit with having made my life harder in a way for the sake of less stress.
I will figure it out. I have a mortgage and am luckier than most. But it just sucks to sit with having made my life harder in a way for the sake of less stress.
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tbh @governorwalz.mn.gov, i simply do not believe you. i'm worried if you believe you when you say this as well; but more so, i'm wondering what capitulating you participated in that would suggest any alleged "end" in sight.
Gov. Tim Walz says the federal immigration crackdown in Minnesota could end soon according to a conversation with border czar Tom Homan.
Walz says federal immigration crackdown in Minnesota could end
Gov. Tim Walz says the federal immigration crackdown in Minnesota could end soon according to a conversation with border czar Tom Homan.
sahanjournal.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
tbh @governorwalz.mn.gov, i simply do not believe you. i'm worried if you believe you when you say this as well; but more so, i'm wondering what capitulating you participated in that would suggest any alleged "end" in sight.
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the federal government is functionally at war with minnesota, has been for months, and has killed at least 2 people directly because of this
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the federal government is functionally at war with minnesota, has been for months, and has killed at least 2 people directly because of this
for a brief time at my Bergen County, NJ high school (I represented the “poor and smart” scholarship contingent from NY), we were calling any type of asshole/scrub a “schwaldo”, and I want to bring that back
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
for a brief time at my Bergen County, NJ high school (I represented the “poor and smart” scholarship contingent from NY), we were calling any type of asshole/scrub a “schwaldo”, and I want to bring that back
actually, been in MN since it’s my home doing mutual aid work and organizing the neighborhood. but go off, dipshit.
How about you? Navel gazing poetry about what you’ve got?
If I WERE in MN, you’d expect me to post about it here?
Your bio says you’re a fitness coach. Your banner mocks 2A rights activists. Seems like it’s likely just poetry.
If I WERE in MN, you’d expect me to post about it here?
Your bio says you’re a fitness coach. Your banner mocks 2A rights activists. Seems like it’s likely just poetry.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
actually, been in MN since it’s my home doing mutual aid work and organizing the neighborhood. but go off, dipshit.
I will keep reposting this as long as we need it.
Hey Minnesota.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I will keep reposting this as long as we need it.
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My sense of Minnesota today is that there’s less tear gas and the same amount of unlawful detention, destruction of families, loss of livelihood, people in hiding.
There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.
There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My sense of Minnesota today is that there’s less tear gas and the same amount of unlawful detention, destruction of families, loss of livelihood, people in hiding.
There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.
There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.
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Imagine you’re 5 and you’re in kinder and it’s a normal day, you had breakfast with your family and they walked you to the bus stop and gave you big hugs and kisses and told you how much they love you and they can’t wait to see you after school.
Imagine you spend all day learning and thinking
Imagine you spend all day learning and thinking
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Imagine you’re 5 and you’re in kinder and it’s a normal day, you had breakfast with your family and they walked you to the bus stop and gave you big hugs and kisses and told you how much they love you and they can’t wait to see you after school.
Imagine you spend all day learning and thinking
Imagine you spend all day learning and thinking
lord, i am a Boricua who lives under occupation in MN and who lost one grandma to María (her name too) and whose other grandma died without being able to return to Boriken
I beg you, please save me from The Discourse™️ about Bad Bunny’s halftime show
I beg you, please save me from The Discourse™️ about Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
lord, i am a Boricua who lives under occupation in MN and who lost one grandma to María (her name too) and whose other grandma died without being able to return to Boriken
I beg you, please save me from The Discourse™️ about Bad Bunny’s halftime show
I beg you, please save me from The Discourse™️ about Bad Bunny’s halftime show
They give real buffoons a bad name. They do not represent the nation’s perfect oafs.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
They give real buffoons a bad name. They do not represent the nation’s perfect oafs.
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
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Seeing negativity about Lindsey Vonn that she shouldn’t have competed due to her age and it was hubris and she shouldn’t have been skiing on an injury, but:
- that’s ableist and ageist
- she was medically cleared
- she hooked the gate, extremely common error and totally unrelated to her ACL or age
- that’s ableist and ageist
- she was medically cleared
- she hooked the gate, extremely common error and totally unrelated to her ACL or age
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Seeing negativity about Lindsey Vonn that she shouldn’t have competed due to her age and it was hubris and she shouldn’t have been skiing on an injury, but:
- that’s ableist and ageist
- she was medically cleared
- she hooked the gate, extremely common error and totally unrelated to her ACL or age
- that’s ableist and ageist
- she was medically cleared
- she hooked the gate, extremely common error and totally unrelated to her ACL or age
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Saw this come across my skyline and gosh it's familiar, even has my fucking typo in it. What the fuck is wrong with people? (My post is here: bsky.app/profile/wind... )
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Saw this come across my skyline and gosh it's familiar, even has my fucking typo in it. What the fuck is wrong with people? (My post is here: bsky.app/profile/wind... )
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Why the fuck have you copied my post exactly and posted it as if it is your own? Complete with typos? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Why the fuck have you copied my post exactly and posted it as if it is your own? Complete with typos? What the fuck is wrong with you?