Matt
@matty-hosk.bsky.social
Philly Sports Fan, Ravens, and Tottenham Hotspur. “You gotta be a real idiot to be a sports fan.”
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michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day
November 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day
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my edible strapping in for the hardest working day of its life
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
my edible strapping in for the hardest working day of its life
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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What happened to America?
Part of the answer is that a bunch of people whose lives range from fairly comfortable and uneventful to wealthy and influential worked themselves into an insane lather of victimization by things that aren’t real, and that this justified a vicious, anti-democracy response.
Part of the answer is that a bunch of people whose lives range from fairly comfortable and uneventful to wealthy and influential worked themselves into an insane lather of victimization by things that aren’t real, and that this justified a vicious, anti-democracy response.
Some on the side that just won the presidency and the Senate, retained control of the House, and enjoy a Supreme Court majority believe they are on the verge of losing access to credit markets based on their political beliefs.
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
What happened to America?
Part of the answer is that a bunch of people whose lives range from fairly comfortable and uneventful to wealthy and influential worked themselves into an insane lather of victimization by things that aren’t real, and that this justified a vicious, anti-democracy response.
Part of the answer is that a bunch of people whose lives range from fairly comfortable and uneventful to wealthy and influential worked themselves into an insane lather of victimization by things that aren’t real, and that this justified a vicious, anti-democracy response.
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why leave people alone when you can talk at length about how and where they piss
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 PM
why leave people alone when you can talk at length about how and where they piss
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Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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what do you do with this
Wadan Fernandez, an undocumented immigrant, said he came to the U.S. to start a new life. He overstayed his tourist visa and has been working in construction.
“I love Mr. Trump,” Fernandez said. “Of course he could send me back at any moment, but if he did, I would still love him.”
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“I love Mr. Trump,” Fernandez said. “Of course he could send me back at any moment, but if he did, I would still love him.”
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A Pennsylvania County and the Political Tensions in America
Two weeks in the life of Pennsylvania’s Luzerne County, one of the many places that shifted to the right in this year’s election.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
what do you do with this
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
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Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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IMO it is not accurate to say Clapton had zero bangers, either from Cream or solo, but he’s definitely the least interesting of the “great guitarists” and that’s even setting aside what an odious pile of shit he is as a person
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 PM
IMO it is not accurate to say Clapton had zero bangers, either from Cream or solo, but he’s definitely the least interesting of the “great guitarists” and that’s even setting aside what an odious pile of shit he is as a person
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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in order to combat the illegal aliens, they needed a predator
My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
in order to combat the illegal aliens, they needed a predator
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BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024!
November 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024!
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this belongs here
November 12, 2024 at 3:32 AM
this belongs here
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours
November 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours
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the time for political ads is over, we have entered the season of FIIIIIIIVE CAAAAASH FIIIIIIIIVES
November 7, 2024 at 12:38 PM
the time for political ads is over, we have entered the season of FIIIIIIIVE CAAAAASH FIIIIIIIIVES